Siriusly in Denial
"Sirius I'm gay," said Remus slowly, trying not to use big words.
"No you're not," said Sirius stubbornly.
"Er…yes I am," Remus replied.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Yes," Sirius said quickly.
"No," Remus screamed, exasperated. "Wait—I mean—"
"Ha!" Sirius called to his friends retreating back.