Sirius Exposes the Marauders
Sirius was sitting alone in his room, trying to block out his earlier conversation. He looked up as James sauntered in.
"Sirius…I have to talk to you," James began.
"What, are you gay too?" Sirius exclaimed, clapping a hand to his perfectly shaped mouth. "OMG Does Lily know?"
James turned a deep shade of red and began to make the noise you make when you die. "No, you prat, I'm not gay."
Just then, Peter walked in.
"Oh, come on, I already knew about you!" Sirius moaned dramatically.
Peter squeaked and ran out of the room like a little girl.