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EGF: I'm gonna pull a KG. If I owned the show there would be more shots of –ED WITHOUT A SHIRT ON!
KG:) lol
This is a KE production, rated PG for minimal language and suggestive violence.
EGF: Ha! You thought I was going to say suggestive themes, but I said suggestive violence!
KG: Oh! She got you…yeah. We know we're retards.
Winry, Al and Ed are sitting by a fountain aimlessly. Two random girls walk up.
Matsu: Konnichiwa, who are you?
Tsuki: This isn't Chobits and you're not a persocom.
Matsu: But, I am a persocom!
Tsuki: Oh okay!
Al: Who are you?
Matsu and Tsuki: (With big smiles on their faces) WE'RE THE LLOYDS!
Tsuki: I'M LLOYD NUMBER ONE, TSUKI!
Matsu: AND I'M LLOYD NUMBER TWO, MATSU!
Matsu and Tsuki: IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU!
Winry, Al, and Ed: …
Ed: …Matsu?
Matsu: Hi Ed.
Winry: How do you know her?
Ed: She's my girlfriend. What are you doing here?
Tsuki: We're throwing a Christmas party, and you're invited!
Matsu: So, want to come?
Winry, Al, and Ed: Sure…
They all leave and arrive to where the party is going to be. They opened the doors and the three guests were surprised.
Ed: No way…
Roy: Well hello Fullmetal.
Ed: What's he doing here?
Tsuki: Now that everyone is here, let's start!
Everyone: Huh?
Matsu: (Chanting a French spell to put on them)
Everyone: Huh?
Tsuki: Nikki, hit it!
Nikki: (Starts playing "The 12 Days of Christmas" on the piano)
Everyone: On the first day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Winry: One full deluxe set with all the tools needed to build the perfect auto mail!
Matsu: Uh…Winry…
Winry: Yes?
Matsu: That doesn't fit with the song. You'll have to make it shorter.
Winry: Aww… a wrench to throw at Ed's head!
Ed: WHAT!
Everyone: On the second day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
All the girls: Awww….
Tsuki: Anyways…
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the third day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Ed: Hey, Roy's my boss.
Matsu: Uh…that's nice. Sing now.
Ed: Okay…3 pairs of elevator shoes! HEY!
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the fourth day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Fletcher: 4 brand new hats
Matsu: Aw, what a cutie.
Tsuki: I know.
Ed: 3 pairs of elevator shoes
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the fifth day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Izumi: FIIIIIVE KNOCKS AGAINST THE MORON'S HEEEEAAAD!
Everyone but Ed laughs
Ed: Who's the moron?
Everyone else: You.
Ed: DAMN IT!
Everyone: On the sixth day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Russell: 6 days posing as that Fullmetal idiot
Ed: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH EVERYONE PICKING ON ME! I HATE YOU ALL!
Matsu: Are you done now?
Ed: Some girlfriend.
Matsu: Some boyfriend.
Matsu and Ed: (Glare at each other)
Tsuki: Well okay! Let's get on with the song!
Izumi: FIIIIIVE KNOCKS AGAINST THE MORON'S HEEEEAAAD!
Ed: UUUUGH!
Fletcher: 4 brand new hats
Ed: 3 pairs of elevator shoes
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the seventh day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Armstrong: 7 family generations of service!
Matsu and Tsuki: Wow…
Russell: 6 days posing as that Fullmetal idiot
Izumi: FIIIIIVE KNOCKS AGAINST THE MORON'S HEEEEAAAD!
Fletcher: 4 brand new hats
Ed: 3 pairs of elevator shoes
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the eighth day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Kaine: 8 incredibly adorable puppies
Matsu: Tsuki, doesn't this seem a little redundant?
Tsuki: (Laughs)
Matsu: That's sexy…
Russell: Wow…
Armstrong: 7 family generations of service
Russell: 6 days posing as that Fullmetal idiot
Izumi: FIIIIIVE KNOCKS AGAINST THE MORON'S HEEEEAAAD!
Fletcher: 4 brand new hats
Ed: 3 pairs of elevator shoes
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the ninth day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Hughes: 9 pictures of my darling Elysia!
Everyone else: (Sweat drop) …
Kaine: 8 incredibly adorable puppies
Armstrong: 7 family generations of service
Russell: 6 days posing as that Fullmetal idiot
Izumi: FIIIIIVE KNOCKS AGAINST THE MORON'S HEEEEAAAD!
Fletcher: 4 brand new hats
Ed: 3 pairs of elevator shoes
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the tenth day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Hawkeye: 10 really stupid pervs
Matsu: Heck yes…
Hughes: 9 pictures of my darling Elysia
Kaine: 8 incredibly adorable puppies
Armstrong: 7 family generations of service
Russell: 6 days posing as that Fullmetal idiot
Izumi: FIIIIIVE KNOCKS AGAINST THE MORON'S HEEEEAAAD!
Fletcher: 4 brand new hats
Ed: 3 pairs of elevator shoes
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the eleventh day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Havoc: 11 times I was turned down
Tsuki: By what?
Havoc: Girls…all in the same day…
Matsu: Poor Havoc. Maybe you should get a makeover, or stop trying so hard.
Tsuki: I vote for stop trying so hard!
Havoc: That doesn't help…
Hawkeye: (Sigh) 10 really stupid pervs
Hughes: 9 pictures of my darling Elysia
Kaine: 8 incredibly adorable puppies
Armstrong: 7 family generations of service
Russell: 6 days posing as that Fullmetal idiot
Izumi: FIIIIIVE KNOCKS AGAINST THE MORON'S HEEEEAAAD!
Fletcher: 4 brand new hats
Ed: 3 pairs of elevator shoes
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Winry: And a wrench to throw at Ed's head
Everyone: On the twelfth day of Christmas my boss gave to me
Ed: Oh brother…
Al: Yes?
Ed: …Let me try this again. Oh man…It's Mustang's turn…
Matsu: This cannot be a good thing…
Roy: … (Smiles mischievously) Roy: 12 DOZEN BABES IN TINY MINI SKIRTS!
Havoc: Colonel Mustang! You're the greatest! I'll forever follow you!
Everyone else: (Sweat drop and sigh) …
Havoc: 11 times I was turned down
Hawkeye: 10 really stupid pervs
Hughes: 9 pictures of my darling Elysia
Kaine: 8 incredibly adorable puppies
Armstrong: 7 family generations of service
Russell: 6 days posing as that Fullmetal idiot
Izumi: FIIIIIVE KNOCKS AGAINST THE MORON'S HEEEEAAAD!
Fletcher: 4 brand new hats
Ed: 3 pairs of elevator shoes
Al: 2 incredibly adorable kitties
Tsuki, Matsu and Winry: AND A WRENCH TO THROW AT ED'S HEAD!
Ed: You…
Tsuki, Matsu and Winry: (All smile)
Ed: (Sighs) Let's just go home. Come on.
Matsu: Okay! I'll see you later! Come on Al!
Al: Bye!
Tsuki: I should be leaving to! After what Matsu did to him he doesn't like me hanging around her during Christmas. He'd freak if he knew I did this!
Everyone else: Bye!
Matsu, Tsuki, Al, and Nikki: Bye bye!
Matsu: But, don't worry. We'll be back!
Winry: Be back soon!
Tsuki: Okay!
Tsuki, Ed, Al, Matsu, and Nikki all leave the party, all waving except for Ed.
KG: If you thought that was funny stay tuned for when we have the evil people in this show!
EGF: But, until then if you like Yu Yu Hakusho you can read my story "12 Days of Yu Yu" or our other fic "The Black Rose Petals", which we need to work on.
KG: Your penname is Chaotic Insomnia, right?
EGF: We should put ourselves on our favorite authors list.
KG: Yeah…well, later!
EGF: Bye!
Kurama: I'm starting to hate Christmas.
Ed: Same here…