Sirius Accepts It
Sirius took a deep breath. "Remus, I've thought about it, for like, ten minutes, and I've decided to accept the fact that you're….that you're ga---….that you're ga-ga-ga….that you're a homo. I figured if I could accept that whole werewolf thing, this….ga-ga-ga-ga…thing isn't so bad."
Remus smiled with relief. "That's nice to know Sirius."
"Just…don't get any ideas. 'Cause I don't swing that way," Sirius warned.
"Don't worry, Sirius. I won't," Remus said.
"What…so you're saying I'm not pretty?" Sirius screamed, affronted.
Later that day, when James caught Sirius posing in front of the mirror, he thought that both his friends were gay.