Sirius goes back to the Great Alley Yonder Bar
"Remind me why we're here again?" Sirius said, poking Remus.
"I have a date," Remus corrected. "Now be a good boy and sit by the bar. Don't say anything offensive or…just don't say anything at all."
Sirius nodded and sat back down at the bar. The bartender pushed a basket at Sirius, filled with something.
Sirius pushed the dish back. "No thanks, man. I don't eat contaminated food."
A bald man with a strawberry daiquiri blew a kiss at Sirius and said, "Those are like the best chicken fingers ever! Just try one!"
Sirius shuddered but ate one. Then another. Soon the whole basket was empty. Sirius kept eating chicken fingers until Remus grabbed him by the collar and forced him out of the bar while he screamed like a little girl.