12 Days of Christmas a la Harry Potter

by Chrysis

If Harry had made a parody of the 12 Days of Christmas his first year at Hogwarts, it made have gone something like this...Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, etc

The Twelve Days of Christmas a la Harry Potter (Sorcerer's Stone, sort of)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A mountain troll trying to kill me

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Weasley kids
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six stares from strangers
Five Weasley kids
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Quidditch players
Six stares from strangers
Five Weasley kids
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight sneers from Snape
Seven Quidditch players
Six stares from strangers
Five Weasley kids
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine essays due
Eight sneers from Snape
Seven Quidditch players
Six stares from strangers
Five Weasley kids
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten threats from Voldemort
Nine essays due
Eight sneers from Snape
Seven Quidditch players
Six stares from strangers
Five Weasley kids
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Weasley twin pranks
Ten threats from Voldemort
Nine essays due
Eight sneers from Snape
Seven Quidditch players
Six stares from strangers
Five Weasley kids
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve Hogwarts professors
Eleven Weasley twin pranks
Ten threats from Voldemort
Nine essays due
Eight sneers from Snape
Seven Quidditch players
Six stares from strangers
Five Weasley kids
Four house ghosts
Three relatives
Two best friends
And a mountain troll trying to kill me

Happy Holidays!