Sirius confuses us all
"Sirius, what's wrong?" asked Lily.
"Little James is gone…gone!" Sirius cried. "He jumped out the window."
"OMGWTF James!" Lily said, running off.
James walked into the room. "Hey, Sirius, I'm going to be off at a Quidditch Tournament. Tell everyone?"
"GONE!" Sirius shouted. "I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!"
James backed away slowly to go to a Quidditch Tournament.