Sirius
and the Completely Implausible Situation
Sirius was walking down the streets in a completely impossible way, being that he is fictional and that the streets he was walking down were in the year of 2001. Apparently, he fell through a plot hole.
All of a sudden, Sirius was hit by a limo. "Oh, snap," said Sirius angrily as he dusted his hair off and the door to the limo opened.
"Are you alright?" said the man in the car. Sirius made a face at the man's butt-ugly face and fake orange hair.
"No," snapped Sirius before holding his palms out to the man. "I blister you asshole."
The man looked taken aback. "Why don't you sit in here for a moment and I'll make you a proposition."
Sirius considered it, and seeing champagne, accepted.