Sirius
is going to be Huuge
"So, if a lawyer asks, what happened, Sirius?"
Sirius nodded, fishing the cherry out of his drink. "I was being reckless and irresponsible on my skateboard when I collided with you."
"Good," the man said, nodding his fake orange head. "I like you."
Sirius raised his eyebrows. "Good to know," he said flatly.
"How would you like a job with my new show, The Intern?" the man asked, pursing his lips and folding his hands. "You'll be the star."
"The…star?" Sirius repeated, dumbfounded.
"Yes," the man said. "I'm Donald Trump, and like everything I own, you're going to be huuge."
"Own?" Sirius said quietly.