Sirius
on the Job
"Okay, Sirius, I want you to fire Katie," Donald Trump said. "Tell her she sucks."
"Wait…" Sirius said, "The blonde? But she's hot. I can't fire a hot chick." Sirius pouted.
"Do it or your ass is mine," Donald Trump said.
"Fine," Sirius growled, sitting in his special chair in the board room. Suddenly, the tapes were rolling.
"Mkay…" Sirius began, looking at the two girls before him. One, Katie, was a blonde bombshell. The other, Agnes, was not. Agnes smiled charmingly at Sirius…he winced. "So…one of you chi—women is going to get fired. And I thought about it for like…ten minutes…and I'm going to fire…" Sirius looked: Katie or Agnes? Duh. "Agnes."