Amon awoke at 4am as usual, but he didn't feel right. He emerged from under his black silk sheets and stumbled to his bathroom for his morning shower. With the hot beads of water pounding on his skin he started to feel a bit better.
"Pink - it's my new obsession
Pink - it's not even a question,
Pink - on the lips of your lover..."
"Why am I singing in the shower?" Amon asked himself, suddenly feeling very uncomfortable. "I never sing.." Amon quickly washed his ebony locks, dried himself off, then looked in his bathroom mirror. "Why the hell am I smiling?!?" Amon yelled then ran out of his bathroom and got dressed in his usual attire. "Dammit, I can't go to the STN-J like this, I might get myself killed. Shit, I cant even control myself." Amon cursed at himself over the strangeness that has come over him of not being able to keep on his mask of indifference. Amon promptly picked up his phone and called Michael.
"Michael." Amon said coolly
"Yeah, Amon."
"Im going to a doctor, so I probably wont be at work."
"May I ask what's wrong?" Michael asked concerned.
"NO!" Amon said losing his cool and hung up.
"Dammit, Why did I yell? Why the hell am I talking to myself out loud!" Amon quickly set up an appointment with his doctor, He grabbed his trench coat and started towards the doctors office. On his way there, a car cut him off.
"FUCK YOU, JACKASS!" Amon yelled at the car. "Grr...Why can't I keep to myself!" There was now a very pissed off Amon pulling into the doctors parking lot. Amon slammed his car door shut and stormed into the office.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN A TEN MINUTE WAIT!" Amon yelled at the assistant behind the desk as he pulled out his orbo gun an aimed it at her head.
"Did I say ten minutes, I meant the doctor is ready to see you, 4th door on your right." The scared assistant said pointing down the hall. Amon put away his gun and headed down the hall mentally cursing himself for being so irrational.
"So Mr. Amon, I haven't seen you in a while, what seems to be the problem?" The doctor said as he held Amon's clip board in one hand scanning it and shut the door behind him with the other hand.
"I can't control my emotions, its driving me crazy." Amon explained very restless.
"You have probably been under a lot of stress at work, your hormones are out of balance, but don't worry, I can give you a prescription for these new pills. They get your hormones back at a regular level, and they aren't any serious side effects." The doctor said as he wrote Amons prescription then handed him the slip of paper.
"Thank your doctor."
"Take care Amon."
Amon went straight to the pharmacy to fill his prescription managing to only yell at 8 drivers on the way. As soon as his prescription was filled he went back to his apartment and took one of the pills. About an hour later Amon was sitting on his couch watching the news, he did a average guy 'Scratch', and nearly fell off the couch. Amon had a huge hard on! 'How did that happen?' Amon asked himself as he looked down his pants to make sure it was what he thought it was. 'Must be one of those damn side effects the doctor didn't feel like explaining.'
"Michael, Where's Amon?" Robin asked as it was now 11am and Amon has yet to show up to work.
"Oh, he called and said he was going to the doctor early this morning." Michael answered. "He should be back from the doctor now, you should go to his apartment and check on him, make sure he's alright." Michael added.
"Yes, its not like Amon to be sick, can you send me a map to his apartment threw my communicator."
"Sure, no problem, Robin." Robin then exited the office and headed towards Amons apartment with the help of the map Michael sent her. Upon finding his apartment, Robin softly knocked on the door, hoping that Amon was okay.
Amon was lost in the news when he heard a knock on his door, he quickly got up from the couch and approached his entrance way, completely forgetting about his little side effect. He opened the door wide exposing himself fully to Robin.
"OH MY..." Robin said staring as Amons huge erection. Amon quickly turned around.
"Its not what you think, It's a side effect from some medication I received this morning." Amon tried to explain.
"Oh...Im sorry...are you okay....heath wise?" Robin asked as her face was now as red as a tomato.
"Yes, I should be fine." Amon said as he turned around knocking over a can of pencils on the table he was standing by, with his enormous erection. "Dammit!" He cursed as he bent down to pick up the fallen pencils.
"Let me help you." Robin said as she bent down to help Amon. "Is there anything that will....make it go...away?" Robin asked shyly taking another glace as his erection.
"Yes, but I don't feel like going into detail with you." Amon told her as Robin stood back up. Amon then stood up with the can of pencils in his hand and as he stood his erection happen to glace Robins leg. Robin froze, she didn't know what to do, so many things were going threw her mind.
"You should probably leave now. Tell the others im fine but I wont be able to attend work for the rest of the day." Amon told her sternly.
"Yes, I understand." Robin said rushing out of his apartment and back to raven flats.
Robin walked into the office, blood rushing to her face as she thought about what just happened at Amons apartment.
"How is he?" Michael asked.
"He's....fine." Robin responded quietly walking to her computer.
"Are you sure he's okay, I've worked with Amon for years and I cant remember a time he didn't come to work." Miho replied. "For him to miss work, It must be hard."
"It sure was..." Robin replied softly to herself as her face managed to get redder.
"Robin, your starting to look a bit feverish, maybe your getting the same thing Amon has." Michael said concerned.
"I don't think its physically possible to have what Amon has...I don't even think its human for Amon to have that." Robin told him kinda dreamy.
"Right...you should go home and rest Robin. There aren't any cases anyways." Michael told her. "Miho, could you give Robin a ride home, she seems kinda out of it."
"Yeah, I think your right. Come on Robin." Miho said as she gently dragged Robin to the elevator.
Well that's it, I was just bored, and I thought this up....I think its really crappy, but funny concept...Review if you'd like.
Cali
"Pink - it's my new obsession
Pink - it's not even a question,
Pink - on the lips of your lover..."
"Why am I singing in the shower?" Amon asked himself, suddenly feeling very uncomfortable. "I never sing.." Amon quickly washed his ebony locks, dried himself off, then looked in his bathroom mirror. "Why the hell am I smiling?!?" Amon yelled then ran out of his bathroom and got dressed in his usual attire. "Dammit, I can't go to the STN-J like this, I might get myself killed. Shit, I cant even control myself." Amon cursed at himself over the strangeness that has come over him of not being able to keep on his mask of indifference. Amon promptly picked up his phone and called Michael.
"Michael." Amon said coolly
"Yeah, Amon."
"Im going to a doctor, so I probably wont be at work."
"May I ask what's wrong?" Michael asked concerned.
"NO!" Amon said losing his cool and hung up.
"Dammit, Why did I yell? Why the hell am I talking to myself out loud!" Amon quickly set up an appointment with his doctor, He grabbed his trench coat and started towards the doctors office. On his way there, a car cut him off.
"FUCK YOU, JACKASS!" Amon yelled at the car. "Grr...Why can't I keep to myself!" There was now a very pissed off Amon pulling into the doctors parking lot. Amon slammed his car door shut and stormed into the office.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN A TEN MINUTE WAIT!" Amon yelled at the assistant behind the desk as he pulled out his orbo gun an aimed it at her head.
"Did I say ten minutes, I meant the doctor is ready to see you, 4th door on your right." The scared assistant said pointing down the hall. Amon put away his gun and headed down the hall mentally cursing himself for being so irrational.
"So Mr. Amon, I haven't seen you in a while, what seems to be the problem?" The doctor said as he held Amon's clip board in one hand scanning it and shut the door behind him with the other hand.
"I can't control my emotions, its driving me crazy." Amon explained very restless.
"You have probably been under a lot of stress at work, your hormones are out of balance, but don't worry, I can give you a prescription for these new pills. They get your hormones back at a regular level, and they aren't any serious side effects." The doctor said as he wrote Amons prescription then handed him the slip of paper.
"Thank your doctor."
"Take care Amon."
Amon went straight to the pharmacy to fill his prescription managing to only yell at 8 drivers on the way. As soon as his prescription was filled he went back to his apartment and took one of the pills. About an hour later Amon was sitting on his couch watching the news, he did a average guy 'Scratch', and nearly fell off the couch. Amon had a huge hard on! 'How did that happen?' Amon asked himself as he looked down his pants to make sure it was what he thought it was. 'Must be one of those damn side effects the doctor didn't feel like explaining.'
"Michael, Where's Amon?" Robin asked as it was now 11am and Amon has yet to show up to work.
"Oh, he called and said he was going to the doctor early this morning." Michael answered. "He should be back from the doctor now, you should go to his apartment and check on him, make sure he's alright." Michael added.
"Yes, its not like Amon to be sick, can you send me a map to his apartment threw my communicator."
"Sure, no problem, Robin." Robin then exited the office and headed towards Amons apartment with the help of the map Michael sent her. Upon finding his apartment, Robin softly knocked on the door, hoping that Amon was okay.
Amon was lost in the news when he heard a knock on his door, he quickly got up from the couch and approached his entrance way, completely forgetting about his little side effect. He opened the door wide exposing himself fully to Robin.
"OH MY..." Robin said staring as Amons huge erection. Amon quickly turned around.
"Its not what you think, It's a side effect from some medication I received this morning." Amon tried to explain.
"Oh...Im sorry...are you okay....heath wise?" Robin asked as her face was now as red as a tomato.
"Yes, I should be fine." Amon said as he turned around knocking over a can of pencils on the table he was standing by, with his enormous erection. "Dammit!" He cursed as he bent down to pick up the fallen pencils.
"Let me help you." Robin said as she bent down to help Amon. "Is there anything that will....make it go...away?" Robin asked shyly taking another glace as his erection.
"Yes, but I don't feel like going into detail with you." Amon told her as Robin stood back up. Amon then stood up with the can of pencils in his hand and as he stood his erection happen to glace Robins leg. Robin froze, she didn't know what to do, so many things were going threw her mind.
"You should probably leave now. Tell the others im fine but I wont be able to attend work for the rest of the day." Amon told her sternly.
"Yes, I understand." Robin said rushing out of his apartment and back to raven flats.
Robin walked into the office, blood rushing to her face as she thought about what just happened at Amons apartment.
"How is he?" Michael asked.
"He's....fine." Robin responded quietly walking to her computer.
"Are you sure he's okay, I've worked with Amon for years and I cant remember a time he didn't come to work." Miho replied. "For him to miss work, It must be hard."
"It sure was..." Robin replied softly to herself as her face managed to get redder.
"Robin, your starting to look a bit feverish, maybe your getting the same thing Amon has." Michael said concerned.
"I don't think its physically possible to have what Amon has...I don't even think its human for Amon to have that." Robin told him kinda dreamy.
"Right...you should go home and rest Robin. There aren't any cases anyways." Michael told her. "Miho, could you give Robin a ride home, she seems kinda out of it."
"Yeah, I think your right. Come on Robin." Miho said as she gently dragged Robin to the elevator.
Well that's it, I was just bored, and I thought this up....I think its really crappy, but funny concept...Review if you'd like.
Cali