I didnt mention this earlier, BUT i dont own Witch Hunter Robin...:(
Also, this chapter may not be as funny...for some reason i was really into drama
Robin found herself in the living room of her apartment, and she completely forgot how she got there. She only had one thing on her mind at the moment. "Sausages...I wonder if there's any in the fridge." So Robin had a nice big sausage, and when she finished eating and cleaned up she decide to take a shower. While the steam cleaned her mind she still couldn't stop thinking about Amon. "Why did I have to go to his apartment...Why was it so big!" Robin let out a sign in frustration, she wasn't a pervert...wasn't a pervert. "IM NOT A PERVERT!" she screamed. "Oh, why does my body feel this way towards him..." All Robin wanted to do then was cry, crawl in a damp, dark corner and cry. After Robin dried off, there was a knock on the door, she wrapped the towel around her firmly and walked to the front door to see who it could be. To her great surprise it was Sakaki.
"Hey Robin want to go play BINGO?" He asked.
"BINGO?" Robin questioned still in a daze from her thoughts of Amon, and she lost her grip on her towel.
"Bin...go..." Sakaki said as he watched the towel fall on the floor and look at the completely naked, completely in a daze Robin in front of him.
Mean while Amon was having new troubles. His erection has subsided for the time being and he was sitting in a dark basement with only a over head light over him, as he played poker and drank with Ziezen. Amon was currently losing...by A LOT. "SHIT, im out!" Amon said as he threw his cards on the table.
"One more game." Ziezen insisted.
"I only have $1.36 left." Amon said holding out his change.
"I'll make you a deal, I'll write something down, and if you lose then you have to do whatever the paper says, if you win I'll give you half your money back." Ziezen offered.
"Deal."
Ziezen wrote down some stuff on a piece of paper, as Amon shuffled the deck. After dealing the cards Amon looked at his hand. '3,6,7,Jack, 10.'
"SHIT!" Amon yelled.
"Is something wrong?" Ziezen asked with a smirk.
"No, Of course not, you better have my money ready when I beat you." Amon said in his usual cold tone.
"Well in that case...How many?" Ziezen asked him as he held the deck ready to throw him the amount of cards he wants.
"Two." Amon said laying the 3 and 6 face down on the table. Ziezen complied, and Amon added the two new cards to his hand. "SHIT!" Amon yelled again after looking at his hand that held '3,6,7,Jack, 10.' Amon then just threw his hand on the table and grab the piece of paper that Ziezen wrote on earlier.
"Your joking right..." Amon asked after reading the paper.
"Im afraid not my friend, and if you don't comply I'll kill you." Ziezen said in a serious tone.
Amon simply stood up and left the dark basement, not saying another word to Ziezen. He got in his car and went home to his apartment. He took out a bottle of liquor and sat on his couch, after pouring himself a glass he looked over the paper again. "Im in deep shit this time." He finished off his glass before heading back out the door to get all the things he will need to complete Ziezen's torture.
Robin composed herself after exposing in front of Sakaki, she quickly got dressed and headed to the local BINGO hall. Sakaki dropped her off at her apartment 4 hours later, she completely forgot about the days earlier events as she placed her $350.00 on her dresser in her room. She undressed and fell asleep shortly after she crawled into bed.
The next morning Amon decide to not take his medication, he didn't feel like embarrassing himself any further. After getting ready for the day of hell that today was sure to be, he got into his car and drove off to Ravens Flat. At a stop light there just so happened to be a bus of high school kids beside him, noticing that almost all the kids on the bus were looking and laughing at him, he gave them a cold glare which actually made all the kids disappear as they ducked under there bus seats. After finally arriving at Ravens Flat, he took a deep breath, made sure that he still had the piece of paper, and made his way out of his car and too the elevator. To his displeasure Ziezen was in the elevator with him.
"Remember I'll be watching you and if you fail to do one thing on that piece of paper I'll kill you." the doors of the elevator then opened on the 5th floor. "Knock them dead, Amon." Were Ziezen's last words before the elevator doors closed again, leaving Amon standing there as everyone stared at him.
Amon decide that he'll act like it was any other day, like he wasn't wearing a colbolt blue poke-a-dot dress, with extravagant make-up and his hair pulled up in pig tails. He casually walked over to his usual chair and sat down, ignoring everyone gaping at him.
"Amon, that dress is so last season." was Dojima's comment soon followed by some snickers of there fellow hunters. Robin then walked up to Amon, and bent over by his ear.
"Is this from the medication?" She asked him concerned.
"No." was his simple answer as he tried to ignore her breath on his neck. Robin then stood up and walked over to the kitchenette, She had a feeling that she's going to need a lot of coffee today.
"Amon is there a reason why your wearing a dress?" Sakaki asked as curiosity got the better of him.
"Yes." Amon said in a cold tone.
"Was it a dare...?" Came Michael's voice from behind him computer.
"No." Amon replied. Everyone stayed silent for a while, he was there leader, and a hard ass, they really didn't want to get on his bad side. After 15 minutes, every one started gathering in the briefing room. Amon re-read the piece of paper again, took a deep breath then SKIPPED to the briefing room as everyone watched in shock.
"Did he just skip?" Robin whispered to Dojima beside her, but the only answer Robin got was a nod from her co-worker as she stared at the man with pig-tails in a blue dress. No one commented to him afraid that they would have a high heel up there ass courtesy of there dark hunter with pigtails.
Michael explained the new case as fast as possible, he couldn't take looking at Amons horrible make-up job any longer. To every ones relief Amon told Sakaki and Karasuma to take the case, they didn't want Amon hunting in a dress, it might give the STN-J a bad rep. After Amon gave his orders he happily skipped back to his chair.
"I can't take this anymore, im going to wait in the basement" Sakaki told Karasuma as he went to the elevator. Karasuma double checked her information then headed down to the basement to get Sakaki before they left for their hunt.
'God im going to kill Ziezen....' Amon thought as he read the paper again.
"OH MY GOD...I STARTED MY PERIOD!" Amon shouted in a girly high pitch voice and ran off to the bathroom. Robin, Michael, and Dojima laughed there ass's off, but after a couple minutes Robin decided to check on Amon and find out what's going on.
Robin slowly opened the bathroom door. "Amon..." She asked in a small voice. Amon was standing in front of the mirror. "Your make-up looks fine, Amon." Robin told him to try and make him feel better, but she got a cold hard glare in return.
"Do you really believe I would do this on my own free will, Robin?" Amon asked as he faced her.
"No Amon, I really don't, especially after yesterday..." Robin said with understanding as she looked into her partners eyes. "I would like to know the reason though, I know this is hurting you, I would like to know who is making you do this."
"Last night Ziezen and I were playing a game of poker like we do often, but I ran out of money and we made a deal that I would do everything he wrote down on a piece of paper if I lost again." Amon then looked away to the mirror again. "Would you mind if you helped me take this off..."
"No, Amon. I would love to help you take off your pretty make-up." Robin told him playfully. "If it makes you feel any better, last night Sakaki came to ask me if I wanted to play BINGO with him, and I just got out of the shower....and my towel fell after I opened the door..."
Amon then had a violent coughing fit, before he regained his composure. "Im sorry to hear that." He told her as sympathetically as he could. The thought of Robin naked wasn't a awful thought to him, Sakaki seeing though...that bothered him a bit.
Robin then took some paper towels and started gently taking off his make-up. "Did you do your hair yourself?" Robin asked with a smile, which was able to get a grin from Amon.
"I sure did, im a big boy now, I even did my own make-up." He replied jokingly. After Amons make-up was all off, Robin started working on his hair. "All done." Robin said after running her fingers threw Amons sleek raven hair a few times. They were now standing before each other, looking deep into one another eyes (Amon is still in the blue poke-a-dot dress).
"Robin...there's something I need to tell you." Amon said never taking his eyes off her.
"Yes, Amon."
"Robin, I care about you deeply, Ziezen is making me show my feelings for you in front of everyone later today, but I want you to know now, with out the cameras on us." Amon said softly then bent down and placed a gentle kiss on her virgin lips.
"Amon..." Robin spoke softly, barely above a whisper.
"I have to leave to get ready for my next torture, try and act like I didn't tell you anything in here, I don't want Ziezen to be suspicious." Amon instructed her.
"I understand."
They both then exited the bathroom, Amon went to the elevator, as Robin went back to her computer station to work. Dojima was reading one of her fashion magazines as usual, and Michael was typing away on his laptop. As Robin went over some work, she couldn't help but think about what Amons next stunt will be.
Im really sorry if its not as funny, but i will try during the next chapter to have it funnier then the first.
Give me some ideas if you have any.
I love ALL my reviewers!!!
IM REALLY GLAD SOME PEOPLE LIKE MY PERVERTED HUMOR, AND CHECK OUT MY REAL STORY ON MY WEBSITE IF YOU GET A CHANCE.
Also, this chapter may not be as funny...for some reason i was really into drama
Robin found herself in the living room of her apartment, and she completely forgot how she got there. She only had one thing on her mind at the moment. "Sausages...I wonder if there's any in the fridge." So Robin had a nice big sausage, and when she finished eating and cleaned up she decide to take a shower. While the steam cleaned her mind she still couldn't stop thinking about Amon. "Why did I have to go to his apartment...Why was it so big!" Robin let out a sign in frustration, she wasn't a pervert...wasn't a pervert. "IM NOT A PERVERT!" she screamed. "Oh, why does my body feel this way towards him..." All Robin wanted to do then was cry, crawl in a damp, dark corner and cry. After Robin dried off, there was a knock on the door, she wrapped the towel around her firmly and walked to the front door to see who it could be. To her great surprise it was Sakaki.
"Hey Robin want to go play BINGO?" He asked.
"BINGO?" Robin questioned still in a daze from her thoughts of Amon, and she lost her grip on her towel.
"Bin...go..." Sakaki said as he watched the towel fall on the floor and look at the completely naked, completely in a daze Robin in front of him.
Mean while Amon was having new troubles. His erection has subsided for the time being and he was sitting in a dark basement with only a over head light over him, as he played poker and drank with Ziezen. Amon was currently losing...by A LOT. "SHIT, im out!" Amon said as he threw his cards on the table.
"One more game." Ziezen insisted.
"I only have $1.36 left." Amon said holding out his change.
"I'll make you a deal, I'll write something down, and if you lose then you have to do whatever the paper says, if you win I'll give you half your money back." Ziezen offered.
"Deal."
Ziezen wrote down some stuff on a piece of paper, as Amon shuffled the deck. After dealing the cards Amon looked at his hand. '3,6,7,Jack, 10.'
"SHIT!" Amon yelled.
"Is something wrong?" Ziezen asked with a smirk.
"No, Of course not, you better have my money ready when I beat you." Amon said in his usual cold tone.
"Well in that case...How many?" Ziezen asked him as he held the deck ready to throw him the amount of cards he wants.
"Two." Amon said laying the 3 and 6 face down on the table. Ziezen complied, and Amon added the two new cards to his hand. "SHIT!" Amon yelled again after looking at his hand that held '3,6,7,Jack, 10.' Amon then just threw his hand on the table and grab the piece of paper that Ziezen wrote on earlier.
"Your joking right..." Amon asked after reading the paper.
"Im afraid not my friend, and if you don't comply I'll kill you." Ziezen said in a serious tone.
Amon simply stood up and left the dark basement, not saying another word to Ziezen. He got in his car and went home to his apartment. He took out a bottle of liquor and sat on his couch, after pouring himself a glass he looked over the paper again. "Im in deep shit this time." He finished off his glass before heading back out the door to get all the things he will need to complete Ziezen's torture.
Robin composed herself after exposing in front of Sakaki, she quickly got dressed and headed to the local BINGO hall. Sakaki dropped her off at her apartment 4 hours later, she completely forgot about the days earlier events as she placed her $350.00 on her dresser in her room. She undressed and fell asleep shortly after she crawled into bed.
The next morning Amon decide to not take his medication, he didn't feel like embarrassing himself any further. After getting ready for the day of hell that today was sure to be, he got into his car and drove off to Ravens Flat. At a stop light there just so happened to be a bus of high school kids beside him, noticing that almost all the kids on the bus were looking and laughing at him, he gave them a cold glare which actually made all the kids disappear as they ducked under there bus seats. After finally arriving at Ravens Flat, he took a deep breath, made sure that he still had the piece of paper, and made his way out of his car and too the elevator. To his displeasure Ziezen was in the elevator with him.
"Remember I'll be watching you and if you fail to do one thing on that piece of paper I'll kill you." the doors of the elevator then opened on the 5th floor. "Knock them dead, Amon." Were Ziezen's last words before the elevator doors closed again, leaving Amon standing there as everyone stared at him.
Amon decide that he'll act like it was any other day, like he wasn't wearing a colbolt blue poke-a-dot dress, with extravagant make-up and his hair pulled up in pig tails. He casually walked over to his usual chair and sat down, ignoring everyone gaping at him.
"Amon, that dress is so last season." was Dojima's comment soon followed by some snickers of there fellow hunters. Robin then walked up to Amon, and bent over by his ear.
"Is this from the medication?" She asked him concerned.
"No." was his simple answer as he tried to ignore her breath on his neck. Robin then stood up and walked over to the kitchenette, She had a feeling that she's going to need a lot of coffee today.
"Amon is there a reason why your wearing a dress?" Sakaki asked as curiosity got the better of him.
"Yes." Amon said in a cold tone.
"Was it a dare...?" Came Michael's voice from behind him computer.
"No." Amon replied. Everyone stayed silent for a while, he was there leader, and a hard ass, they really didn't want to get on his bad side. After 15 minutes, every one started gathering in the briefing room. Amon re-read the piece of paper again, took a deep breath then SKIPPED to the briefing room as everyone watched in shock.
"Did he just skip?" Robin whispered to Dojima beside her, but the only answer Robin got was a nod from her co-worker as she stared at the man with pig-tails in a blue dress. No one commented to him afraid that they would have a high heel up there ass courtesy of there dark hunter with pigtails.
Michael explained the new case as fast as possible, he couldn't take looking at Amons horrible make-up job any longer. To every ones relief Amon told Sakaki and Karasuma to take the case, they didn't want Amon hunting in a dress, it might give the STN-J a bad rep. After Amon gave his orders he happily skipped back to his chair.
"I can't take this anymore, im going to wait in the basement" Sakaki told Karasuma as he went to the elevator. Karasuma double checked her information then headed down to the basement to get Sakaki before they left for their hunt.
'God im going to kill Ziezen....' Amon thought as he read the paper again.
"OH MY GOD...I STARTED MY PERIOD!" Amon shouted in a girly high pitch voice and ran off to the bathroom. Robin, Michael, and Dojima laughed there ass's off, but after a couple minutes Robin decided to check on Amon and find out what's going on.
Robin slowly opened the bathroom door. "Amon..." She asked in a small voice. Amon was standing in front of the mirror. "Your make-up looks fine, Amon." Robin told him to try and make him feel better, but she got a cold hard glare in return.
"Do you really believe I would do this on my own free will, Robin?" Amon asked as he faced her.
"No Amon, I really don't, especially after yesterday..." Robin said with understanding as she looked into her partners eyes. "I would like to know the reason though, I know this is hurting you, I would like to know who is making you do this."
"Last night Ziezen and I were playing a game of poker like we do often, but I ran out of money and we made a deal that I would do everything he wrote down on a piece of paper if I lost again." Amon then looked away to the mirror again. "Would you mind if you helped me take this off..."
"No, Amon. I would love to help you take off your pretty make-up." Robin told him playfully. "If it makes you feel any better, last night Sakaki came to ask me if I wanted to play BINGO with him, and I just got out of the shower....and my towel fell after I opened the door..."
Amon then had a violent coughing fit, before he regained his composure. "Im sorry to hear that." He told her as sympathetically as he could. The thought of Robin naked wasn't a awful thought to him, Sakaki seeing though...that bothered him a bit.
Robin then took some paper towels and started gently taking off his make-up. "Did you do your hair yourself?" Robin asked with a smile, which was able to get a grin from Amon.
"I sure did, im a big boy now, I even did my own make-up." He replied jokingly. After Amons make-up was all off, Robin started working on his hair. "All done." Robin said after running her fingers threw Amons sleek raven hair a few times. They were now standing before each other, looking deep into one another eyes (Amon is still in the blue poke-a-dot dress).
"Robin...there's something I need to tell you." Amon said never taking his eyes off her.
"Yes, Amon."
"Robin, I care about you deeply, Ziezen is making me show my feelings for you in front of everyone later today, but I want you to know now, with out the cameras on us." Amon said softly then bent down and placed a gentle kiss on her virgin lips.
"Amon..." Robin spoke softly, barely above a whisper.
"I have to leave to get ready for my next torture, try and act like I didn't tell you anything in here, I don't want Ziezen to be suspicious." Amon instructed her.
"I understand."
They both then exited the bathroom, Amon went to the elevator, as Robin went back to her computer station to work. Dojima was reading one of her fashion magazines as usual, and Michael was typing away on his laptop. As Robin went over some work, she couldn't help but think about what Amons next stunt will be.
Im really sorry if its not as funny, but i will try during the next chapter to have it funnier then the first.
Give me some ideas if you have any.
I love ALL my reviewers!!!
IM REALLY GLAD SOME PEOPLE LIKE MY PERVERTED HUMOR, AND CHECK OUT MY REAL STORY ON MY WEBSITE IF YOU GET A CHANCE.