With all the wedding planing going on, everyone almost forgot about there jobs. Since no one came into work one day, Chief had to do a hunt himself. He made it half way to the garage before leaning against the wall. "They can do it when they get back." He said between breaths before making the agenizing journey back to his desk.

"Alright guys, we are going to need an monkey"
"Sakaki, why the hell would Amon want a monkey at his bachelor party"
"Michael makes a good point, why would I want a monkey at my bachelor party"
"OH MY GOD, come on guys. Monkeys fling poo, What other reason do you need"
And that's how the guys conversation was going...

Robin was spending some time with her wedding planner Dojima, which was becoming scarier and scarier as everyday passed. The other day Robin was looking at Caterers.
"Dojima, come try this." Robin shouted after trying some Tall Hairy Man's food. Dojima came running, or at least she was trying. Its probably hard to run in 8in heels. Reaching the booth Dojima slipped a piece of the meat into her mouth. Looking up to read the company, She immediately throw-up.
The sign above the caterers stand read 'Cannibals R' Us'. The meat was assorted by 'White Man', 'Dark Man', 'Youngins.
Dojima grabbed Robin by the sleeve as soon as she regained control of her stomach. "Robin im sure its against your belief to hire them"
"Oh well, at least I was able to order a 5 month supple for home. I sure Amon would love it, probably taste great on the grill."

A couple weeks past, and soon it was time for Amon's Bachelor Party. The boys were ecstatic as they walked into work that day.
"Oh my god, I didn't think a couple weeks would take so long." Sakaki complained as he sat down in his chair.
"I know, Its like the feeling I got when I was waiting for the delivery of my new 1 terabit RAM after mine melted..." Michael added. Everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at him.
cough "nerd" Dojima said discreetly.
cough "dork" Miho contributed.
"Michael, you say the most stupidest fucking things sometimes." Sakaki said with out trying to hide it at all.
During all this Amon just sat quietly in his seat, amused by every ones antics until it was time to meet in the meeting room where everyone meets...

"Okay this seems to be the witch, he was caught stealing piggy banks through out the mall..." Michael begun briefing everyone.
"This is boring, why don't we just start the bachelor party now." Sakaki said after standing up. Everyone looked up at him shocked...for about 5 seconds, then they all agreed and left the office. Except Chief who just stood there dumbfounded wondering when everyone stopped caring and started acting like college kids. But Chief isn't much of a wonderer, so he just decided to go home.

SIKE, you thought you were gonna hear about what happened at the bachelor party, but i feel evil, But dont worry, You will Find out soon, I just need to get drunk first so i can think so crazy crap for it.

I want to thank EVERYONE who has reviewed, it actually encourages me to add more. I love you all. And Merry Christmas.