Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a one-person was moving
Not even a Tigermouse
The Neopets had dreams of gummy pets
On the tops of their heads
Even the nocturnal pets
Were at bed
Jacques and Garin hoped for treasure
Kanrik wished for a bone
Even Sloth wished for an evil sign that said
"Home sweet home"
TNT wished for a great new year
Hoping, probably crying too
That they would not be mauled to pieces
By whatever is true
The n00bs wished for more money and items
I wished for n00b spray
Now only what we all can do
Is pray and pray
And now it is one minute till midnight
The children wait for it's time
And now I must retire
Since I'm almost out of rhyme
Now is the time to dream good dreams
And may all dreams become true
For now I say "Merry Christmas"
From me to you.