Wow……………7 reveiws -- meh oh well a deals a deal

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IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE THAT CAN DRAW A FEMALE DARK LINK FOR ME ILL LOVE THEM FOREVER AND EVER!!!!!!

(thank you Raptree bout Keapora! I totally forgot about that part ;;)

"Well here we are" We stopped at a small house in Kakariko Village next to a young girls house with her cuccos flying everywhere. I held in my laugh when on cuccos was chasing this one kid that shot a slingshot at it.

Link unlocked the door and went inside with me close behind.

"Navi!!" he called out while I took a look around. Nice place, small but nice. The front door went straight into a small kitchen then two my left was a couch, the other door must've been his room. Suddenly a white ball flew over my head before landing on my head.

"Link! Isn't this Shadow Link?! What's going on!?" she shrieked in my sensitive ears. I swear if she screams one more time she's gonna be bug juice.

"Calm down Navi, Shadow here is going to stay with us until we get her a job and stuff. He er…She is a good person now" Navi looked at Link then back at me, why is she still on my head?

"…Alright…" Navi didn't sound too convinced.

"Look we can talk later but I need to get back to work ok? Bye girls!" and with that he ran out the door, my Triforce of power slowly faded away as he left the village, also leaving me sad to see him leave so soon. There were a few minutes of silence before Navi took flight again and hovered right in my face.

"Ok spill it, why are you here?"

I sighed, then explained everything same way I did to Link. After I was done, she was quite for a minute before speaking.

"…You like him, that's why you wanted to be a girl!" she yelled at me, how she know!? Before I said anything she grabbed my collar of my tunic and dragged me to the couch, then she let go, she pretty strong for a little fairy.

"Sit" she said sternly, I did; something was defiantly up.

"Look, I know you like him because I saw you….in the water temple, you were hesitating every time you had a chance to finish him off, plus the fact that you're acting like me"

"You like Link too!?" sheeesh he's a friggin girl magnet…..and Farie…..Zora…"

"Yea…" she landed on my knee and hung her head," I liked him a lot, I knew him better than all those other girls but…I'm a fairy and he's a Hylian, it would never work. But you got you're chance!" she suddenly sparked back up. But she was right, I have my chance but…..

"I know that but I don't think he'll like me, I'm regretting everything now……" I hung my head letting my jet black hair fall off my shoulders, next thing I know; my head is throw off to the right with a wing slapping me right across the face.

"Don't say that! This is fate, how can you not see it!? Din sure did! That's why she did it in the first place!" her voice softened," Besides, I know he'll like you because you're so much more than those other girls are, I seriously don't know what Link was thinking…..well? say something!"

I rubbed my cheek," Damn you hit hard…but are you going to help me?" I asked, she started laughing.

"Of course I will! But we need to find a way for Link to notice you….." we both sat there thinking, but I was too busy thinking about what would happen if we got together. I was happy enough to have someone who knows Link better than the other girls put together.

"Hey!" she yelled, waking me from my trance.

"Huh?" I looked back at my knee here the little fairy was.

"I said we have to mix you up!" she said tapping her foot impatiently.(well…I know we don't see it but really! Shes has to have at least some legs!)

"Say wha?"

"Think about it, Link liked Zelda because she's pretty, but you're already pretty so that's out then there's Malon because he had a thing for horses, Saria because they're old friends and Ruto…..never mind, the point is that if we get you to be like what the other are then maybe he'll like you!" I thought about this for a moment, she was right though. He liked all those thing about those girls and I had all those then he would get all of them in me…sorta….yea.

"Sounds good, who first?" Navi took flight again and flew towards the door.

"Malon has horses so lets get you a horse, I don't think Epona will let you ride her just yet so lets walk"

After a long 2 hour walk, we finally reached the Lon Lon ranch but I was ready to pass out before we entered.

"C'mon! Link is going to be home soon!!" Navi screamed, I glared at her.

"Shut up before I turn you into bug juice…" I growled forcing myself to continue walking, Navi flew higher in case I decided to change my mind about sparing her life or not. We finally reached the top of the small hill and into the ranch with a huge fence surrounding the horses and the two houses I was walking between, one of them had cows in them….I could tell because it stinks….bad. I tried my hardest to keep a straight face but after I passed it a gasped for air, Navi did too.

"Some things never change……" Navi muttered, I spotted Malon petting one of the horses inside a large fence with horses running around, she also spotted me.

"Hello welcome to the Lon Lon ranch!" she said with a smile beaming, she seemed nice.

"Hi, I'm looking for a horse, like a special horse " I said trying to act normal, now that I met one of the girls that Link has fallen for I'm so jealous of them. Right now I trying hard enough not to kill her so Link could be mine…but oh well.

(I have nothing against Malon! Shadow link is still kinda evil!)

"Ok! Lets go to stable!" she said cheerfully and walked towards the stable thing that held the horses, I can tell by the look on her face that she recognized my clothes plus the farie, now that Navi is here how I'm I going to explain this? Navi seemed to read my mind and decided to hide in my pocket.

(Remember? She put her hat in one of the bottomless pits of pockets!!!)

"Well for starters, have you ever rode a horse before?" she asked, I froze. Oh crap, I totally forgot about that.

"Ermm well…….no…" I scratched the back of my head and laughed nervously, how embarrassing, I really should've thought about this more thoroughly. But she still smiled.

"It's ok, I can teach ya if you want"

"um sure!…..um it's free right?" I laughed nervously, if I need to pay then I'm screwed for sure. Malon laughed, I only prayed that it was a good sign.

"You're not from around here are you?" I gulped, she laughed again and walked into the stables. Two cows, mooing softly and four beautiful horses greeted us when we entered. Malon pet one of the cows on it's nose, she had a connection with these animals, it must be hard to see one of them go.

"Alright, check out the three horses, see which one you like. They'll usually react to someone so it will make it easier to choose" she said while still taking care of the cows. I nodded and headed towards the back of the stable where the horses were held.

The first one was a large brown horse with a black mane," That one is Mimi, she's pretty nice but she can't be sold right now"

"Why not?" I asked, she pointed back to Mimi. I looked back at the horse had realized that Mimi had a baby, a little baby horse that resembled it's mother stood up and stuck its head out of one of the gaps in the fence thing.

"And that's Mimi's baby Kochi"

"Hi there" I greeted Kochi, he extended his face as close as he could to mine just for a quick sniff. Hesitantly I reached my hand out of pet him on his nose, Mimi snorted out hot air on my head. I stood up.

"Alright alright, I'll leave"

The second one was asleep in the hay for a bed, it was a white horse with…well a white mane.

"That's Snowball, he's ok but he doesn't get along with strangers very well, it takes awhile before he'll get used to you". I thought about it, nope not this one, even if Snowball was nice…He's white! No way I'm going to ride a horse that's white! (no Shadow isn't racist . )

The third one was smaller than Mimi but looked like it was in good shape, it had a darker brown than Mimi but with a white mane?

"This one looks like Epona" Navi whispered, she was peaking her head out of my pocket," That's Starfire, she really fast and can go for miles. But she's a bit of a wimp if she sees a monster than she'll run like there's no tomorrow" Malon laughed.

I went up to Starfire's fence very slowly, she was already shrinking back into her stable in fear. She saw the monster that I was, or maybe still am. By the time I reached her fence, she was whined in fear; No wimps! I gave up and went to the last stable.

The last horse was like a dream come true, a beautiful black horse with a white blotch going along it's nose and it was about as big as Starfire.

"Oh…that's Nightmare, his name describes everything about him" she sighed, Nightmare stuck his head to see me.

"Nightmare huh?" I said to him, he snorted in reply. I wasn't afraid of him anymore I was afraid of Mimi, I reached my hand out and stroked his nose.

"Well this is new…Nightmare usually tries to kill any one besides me" she was done with the cows now and went over to me and Nightmare, she continued," Well If you're the first then you can have him"

I can tell that she's had previous problems with Nightmare but I'll take him for sure .

"YOU CAN HIM FOR FREE!!!!" a man barged in the stable and screeching to a halt in front of us. He was kind of fat with barely enough hair to keep him warm, but I think I should keep to myself.

"Daddy!" Malon glared at him but he ignored her and looked at me.

"That's Talon" Navi whispered, keeping her voice low so the others wouldn't recognize her," He's really lazy but he owns the place" she hid back into my pocket.

"That stupid horse nearly tried to kill me several times already! You can have him for free just get him out of here!" he screamed, Malon shook her head in embarrassment. Nightmare snorted loudly as if he understood the fat guy when he called him stupid, the man took a step back.

I thought about the situation for a minute…if there's one thing I've learned from Ganondorf, is to use a man's desperation as your benefit.

"Well…I don't know…nah I don't want him" I said well stroking my chin thoughtfully, next thing I knew Talon grabbed my collar and shook me slightly, I was taller than him so I was forced to bend down to see him face to face.

"TAKE THE HORSE!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!"

Bingo

"Teach me to ride for free and we have a deal" he let me go and we shook hands.

(well I know absolutly nothing about horses, or how to ride them for that matter anyway im just gonna say the same thing that one guy told Link ok?)

Malon helped me put on the saddle and reigns on Nightmare, he seemed nothing like Malon told me. He was a lot calmer than I thought too, I think she was more surprised than I was. With the reigns at hand me, Nightmare and Malon walked to the large fence thing where I first saw her. When we entered, the other horses ran away from us, Nightmare snorted again.

"He doesn't really get along with the others"

"I noticed, but why?"

"Well when I first got him, I found out that his mother abandoned him so I'm guessing that since then he's been very independent"

I sighed, poor Nightmare. Wow…more emotions, this is too weird, I'm feeling sorry for a horse? I stroked his nose and turned to Malon," Shall we begin?" she nodded.

"Ok when you go up to a horse, you press A to Climb on, when you've stopped completely, press A again to get down"

I tried it, Nightmare must've been bigger than I thought. When I got myself settled on top of Nightmare, I was looking down at Malon for further instructions.

"Jeez, it's high up here…" I said out loud, Malon smiled at me

"Yea, but you'll get used to it, alright next you press forward to go and when you want to go fast you press A but watch the carrots, that's Nightmare's stamina"

"Alright...Ha!" and there he went, off like a bullet I nearly flew backwards but I quickly recovered, he began a slow trot until I got to used to it enough to complete a few laps at full speed, this was actually pretty fun. I would've gone the whole day but the sun was setting and I think Link would think that out killing someone if I don't get back soon. We reached Malon and I pulled at the reigns to make Nightmare stop.

"Not bad! I'm really impressed, I haven't seen someone pick up so fast in a long time!" I knew she was talking about Link, by the way she was blushing it was way too obvious.

We said our good byes and she gave me some food to give Nightmare, she was really nice! Man, I feel bad for her now that I'm going to take Link away… ( hee hee)

Now that I had Nightmare, I didn't have to walk back home; I just hope Link had an extra stable or something. Seeing that no one was around, Navi flew out of my pocket and flew in front of Nightmare.

"This horse is huge!" she yelled, Nightmare sniffed the little fairy as if he was trying to figure out if she was food or something. Navi quickly flew back into my pocket in fear that Nightmare might eat her.

"C'mon! lets go home before Link….." Navi was cut off when we both saw the sunset and the bridge to the castle close.

"Oh shit…." She muttered, I looked down her in confusion.

"What's wrong?" Before I could answer, skull looking monster popped out of the ground and tried to attack us. Nightmare stood up on his hind legs and whined in fear, I held on to the reigns for dear life.

"Whoa! Nightmare calm down!" I screamed, next thing I knew Nightmare brought his hooves down and completely crushed one of the skulls monsters.

"Navi what are these things?!"

"They're Stalchild's! Don't be afraid of them! Just keep attacking them!"

"Navi! I don't have any weapons!"

"Then what are you doing!? Run!" Wasting no time, I took a strong kick to Nightmare's hind and ran out of the bone cluster, running over a couple of them in the process.

Nightmare quietly trotted through the sleeping village and into the back of Link's house where Epona was sleeping, she woke up and whined softly. Navi popped out of my pocket again and went of to Epona to calm her down. There was another stable next to Epona so I jumped off of Nightmare and put him inside, I also found an extra blanket and put that on top of him.

"You be nice to Epona ok?" Nightmare shook his mane, I hope that meant yes.

Navi flew over to me and sat on my shoulder," Alright, Malon is done who's next?" she asked.

"We can start by getting me a sword, no way I'm goin' anywhere without a sword now" Navi laughed. Quietly we both walked into the house through the back door, Link must be asleep; that's good he's been working all day. Tiptoeing across the living room and into one of the hallways, Navi took flight again and flew towards what would be my room for the time being. It was kind of funny though, the house was filled with nothing but darkness and all I could see was a floating ball of light that led my way.

The hallway wasn't very long but the first door was slightly cracked, curiosity got the best of me and I took a quick peak. Sure enough, it was Link's room and there he was, I felt a blush creep up on my face when I noticed he wasn't wearing a shirt therefore exposing his muscles to the world. He looked so innocent sleeping there, he looked like the same little kid from the Kikori forest; the same one I watched when I was in hell. Then I remembered, this is the same person I love and yet the same person I was created to kill.

"C'mon, don't wake him. Since Ganondorf he isn't exactly the heaviest sleeper"

Hmmmm so far Shadow gots a horsey! And is now experiencing new emotions! Whats next? Review!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmm how bout……………..10 reveiws?