Blu: Booyaka! I have succeeded in obtaining that which has been a dream for so long!

Etna: Err...translation, people?

Marona: She's finally got Laharl in her party in Phantom Brave and she's happy.

Blu: I still can't believe what happened at the end of the fight.

Laharl: You tricked me! I want a rematch!

Ash: Oh, brother, here we go again.

Laharl: You bastards are gonna rue the day you messed with Laharl the Overlord! Haaahahahaha!

Blu: Geez. If you're gonna fight, take it OUTSIDE of my Author's Space. It cost a ton of money...

Flonne: But, it's just--

Blu: Ah-ah! Don't say it! Just let me live my fantasy, kay? Anyways, we shall introduce a few OCs today! They're blended from Disgaea, Phantom and the game I so want: Makai Kingdom! Hope ya enjoy. And here to say the disclaimer, everybody's favorite Love Freak, Flonne!

Flonne: Ms. Blu doesn't own Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, and definitely not Disgaea: Hour of Darkness. She's only borrowing to live out her fantasies. Now on with the fic! I always wanted to say that.

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Vassals are another name for servants in the Netherworld. They are employed usually through persuasion, like money, or power, or a high ranking in the Netherworld. While others are persuaded by force. (As with a certain Prince...) It is also customary for a vassal's owner to give them a new name. To remind them that they have a new life with a new purpose...

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"WHAT! You can't change my name!" Marona said in protest when Laharl announced that he was going to change her name when they reached the Castle Throne Room.

The Demon Overlord gritted his teeth and growled. "I can and I will! I am your new master and new vassals must be given a new name. It's a rule!"

"But I don't WANT my name to be changed!" Marona's cheeks turned red as she said this.

"Who cares what YOU want, human!"

"STOP!" Flonne interrupted and pulled on Laharl's antennae-like hair. Which was a bad thing to do to someone with Laharl's attitude.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY ARE YOU DOING!" The Overlord bellowed in anger at the Fallen Angel.

"You shouldn't get upset just because Marona wants to change her name." Flonne stated as though it were easy to understand.

Unfortunately, Laharl didn't understand, or care for that matter. "Who cares? The rest of my vassals had their names changed and not once did they complain."

"That's because they didn't wanna get pummeled into a bloody pulp." Etna added.

"Who asked you!"

"Besides," Flonne said. "We have to change her into a demon first."

"..." Marona said nothing in protest. (I still want to keep my name.)

"Fine. First we'll change her race. Then, we'll change her name afterwards." Laharl declared, as Flonne and Marona went out of the room, with Etna behind them.

"Whoo, boy. You can just feel a change in the air." Etna smirked.

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The transformation process didn't really hurt much. In fact, it didn't give her a slight pain. Though Marona was surprised at the outcome...

"All done!" Flonne said cheerfully. "You can open your eyes now." Marona opened her eyes and saw Flonne smiling, satisfied with her work.

"Were you afraid that we would hurt you?" Etna said. "That's so cute."

"N-no. I was just afraid that you'd turn me into a monster." Marona admitted.

"Well, worry no more!" Flonne handed the chroma a mirror. "Look for yourself."

Marona looked into the mirror and gasped. She didn't have many difference from her human form, except for her new pointy ears and her red new red eyes. But besides physical appearances...she felt stronger. Like she could take on Sulphur and his minions without her Phantoms! ...Not like she COULD do it though...

(This power... It's amazing! So this is what it's like to be a demon...)

"So, whatcha think?" Etna asked. "C'mon. I know you're gonna say its great. All humans turned into demons say that."

Marona's eyes widened. "What! There are humans that get turned into demons!"

"Oh, yeah. There are the ones that are still alive that turn into demons by their choice, and then...there are the lost souls and Phantoms, like you, who happen to end up in the Netherworld." Etna gave Marona an odd look before saying, "Just how did you die?"

Marona froze instantly. She didn't know what to say.

"Hey, I said, "How did you bite the big one"." Etna repeated.

When Marona didn't answer, Flonne stepped in. "Don't pressure her, Etna. She probably doesn't want to talk about it. She was recently killed, remember?"

"Whatever. Just trying to make some conversation." Etna shrugged it off and walked out of the room, hands behind her head.

"Ready to go introduce Laharl to the "New Marona"?"

"I don't think he'll like the New Marona anymore than the old one..." Marona said. "What is wrong with him? Does he hate me?"

"Um...it's complicated. I'll tell you late, 'kay?"

"Sure." (Now it's time to face the music...)

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"Well?" Marona did a little twirl in front of Laharl. "What do you think?"

"What do you mean, "what do I think"? You look just like any other demon, Chroma." Laharl said while sitting on his throne.

Marona placed her hands on her hips. "Hey, how come you won't say my name?"

"That IS your name. Chroma."

"Chroma the Chroma...?" Flonne said as a big question mark appeared over her head.

"Gee, that's dumb, even for you Prince." Etna said. "That's like calling a Scout, "Scout"."

"Who asked for your opinion!" Laharl shouted at his pink-haired vassal.

"Why can't I just keep my real name...Your Highness?" Marona asked the Demon Prince.

"And just why do you want to keep your old name? It's not like your HUMAN anymore!" Laharl smirked. "Face it, you've got a new life with a new purpose: being my slave!"

"..." Marona let her hang head down.

"I think you went a little rough on her, Laharl." Flonne said as she stepped forward.

"Tch. It's the truth, y'know. If she keeps acting nice and happy, she's gonna get maimed. And there's no way I'm gonna bring Chroma back to life if she dies again!"

"...Marona."

"Hn?" Laharl got off of his throne and walked over to Marona. "What was that?"

"My name...is Marona..." Marona raised her head and looked at Laharl, red eyes flaring. "AND DON"T CALL ME CHROMA!"

"Hn? HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU DEMON-WANNABE!" Laharl shouted back.

"I NEVER WANTED TO BE A DEMON IN THE FIRST PLACE!" So hard to believe. She was only here for a little while and she's already starting to acting like a demon.

"When are they gonna start fighting?" Flonne said with a sweatdrop.

"As soon as the other's throat gets hoarse?..." Etna claimed.

"Exactly why DID Laharl want Marona as a vassal?"

"Maybe he wanted to..." Etna leaned forward and whispered a few words into Flonne's ears. The Fallen Angel's eyes almost popped out at what Etna said.

"YOU THINK LAHARL WANTED TO SEE WHAT HUMANS ARE LIKE IN BED!" Flonne screamed.

The argument between Laharl and Marona screeched to a halt. "WHAT!" The two demons claimed.

"How dare you even THINK that I would want an affair with some...HUMAN!"

Marona turned to Laharl, hands on her hips. "What's wrong with humans?"

"Nothing except most of them are stupid. I have a vassal that can prove that..."

"Now, Laharl, you know that humans aren't dumb." Flonne said. "What about Ms. Jennifer?"

"Who cares? We were talking about WHY I hired Chroma!" (Though I still wonder what possessed me to do THAT...)

"You said it was because I had a power." Marona explained. (Could he be talking about my ability to talk to Phantoms?)

"Yeah." Laharl turned to Marona and folded his arms across his chest. "Now, why don't you tell us what you can do? I know I wasn't hallucinating that power."

"Um...I can...summon Phantoms." Marona said. "I can talk to them and summon them in combat. Alot of people in my world used to hate that..." Marona paused for a moment. "But...they accepted it for a while. I even saved my world with my Phantoms..." (And Ash...)

"Wow. If you had it so good, then why'd you kill yourself?" Etna asked.

"...I can't tell you."

"Why not?" Flonne asked.

"...You won't care, right? That's how demons are."

"In case you haven't noticed, you're a demon now." Etna pointed out.

"And you're right, we don't care about how you died." Laharl said. "Just show us how you summon a Phantom."

"I'd like to see how it's done." Flonne said.

(A/N: Blu Rose doesn't know how summoning is done, so I'll just make this off the top of my head.)

"Um...okay." A light green aura started to shine around Marona. "Valiant Phantoms, Aid me in battle. Chartreuse Gale!" A green light filled the room and nearly blinded the others.

"What the hell!"

"COOL!" Flonne said in awe.

When the light stopped flashing, they saw five transparent figures standing in front of Marona.

The one on the far right, a red-haired witch, about Marona's age, in a yellow santa-like outfit that would've put Mrs. Claus to shame, stepped forward. "Hello there! Did someone call for us?"

A young priestess in white, that looked about seventeen human years old, stepped forward. "I thought I heard someone shouting "Valiant Phantoms, aid me in Battle!"... Or something like that..." She said.

A young male fighter in blue with short brown hair and a red headband around his head stepped forward. "Hey, we're gonna get changed back into demons, aren't we?" He asked Laharl and his vassals.

"If you're good enough to be my vassals, maybe." Laharl said.

"Like I wanna serve some kid for the rest of my afterlife."

"K-kid? Grrr...!" Flonne had to hold back Laharl with all her might.

"C-calm down Laharl!"

"Yeah, it's not like you can kill 'em, since he's, ya know, DEAD already." Etna said.

A female knight stepped forward. She had short, light pink hair and was wearing a white and red outfit. "Who was it the summoned us?"

Marona's eyes widened. "You're..."

The knight looked at Marona. "Yes?"

"...Ah...nothing." (She looks just like her! But that can't be...can it?) Marona thought. "I-I'm Marona--the one who summoned you."

"Hmm..." The knight stepped in front of Marona and bowed. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Marona."

Laharl's nose started to bleed. "Gah! Dammit!"

"What's wrong with him?" The Witch asked Etna.

"He's got a problem with sexy women." The pink-haired vassal explained.

The male ronin next to the witch stepped forward. "I'm looking forward to working for such a cutie." He winked at Marona, causing the Chroma to blush.

"Ugh... I think I'm gonna throw up." Laharl said, covering his mouth.

"So, what are you gonna name us?"

Marona placed her finger on her lip. "Um..."

"Oh, oh!" The yellow-clad witch waved her hands in the air vigorously. "Me, me! Can I be named Mint?"

"What for?" The Fighter asked with a sweatdrop.

"I always LOVED eating mints when I was alive! 3 "

"Um, okay. Your name will be Mint." Marona said.

"Goodie!" Mint clapped her hands together childishly. "Thanks Ms. Marona!"

"My name is Raz. That's the name I was born with and don't even think about changing it." The Fighter stated.

"Er...okay..." Marona sweatdropped. She turned to the female knight. "And your name will be...Scarlet."

"Scarlet, huh? It sounds...nice." Scarlet smiled.

"And...you'll," Marona pointed to the ronin. "You'll be...Kisho. And you'll be Bella." She said to the Priestess.

"Whoo-hoo! I'm gonna work for royalty!" Mint cheered.

"Don't get TOO hyper, kiddo." Raz said. "I was part of an Overlord's army once, and I wound up dead."

"-GULP- ...Meep..." The witch quieted down.

"I never envisioned myself working for a demon..." Bella said softly to herself.

"I know..." Scarlet said. "-SIGH- I suppose I deserve this..."

"(?)" Bella gave Scarlet an odd look.

"Great. More idiots as my vassals." Laharl muttered.

Etna arched an eyebrow. "Excuse me? I'm no idiot. I'm smart enough to know that you still..." Before Etna could finish her sentence, Laharl's hand on was on her mouth.

"Shut the hell up or else!" Laharl threatened. "Why do I let you be my vassal?"

"Cuz you like my loyalty and kindness?"

"...Yeah right..."

Marona sweatdropped at her new party. "-SIGH-" (Oh, Ash... Where in the Netherworld are you...?)

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NEXT EPISODE:

Mint: Hello! The name's Mint! I'm a Netherworld schoolgirl with a big secret! I'm a witch in training! My numero uno goals: To make all the hunky guys in the world fall in love with me! HEEHEEHEE!

Kisho: -Sweatdrop- She's gone crazy.

Marona: The insanity is spreading to the OCs!

Mint: And...to give myself the perfect pair of breast, so no one's gonnna tease me about being flat chested ever again!

Marona, Etna & Flonne: You too? We feel for you!

Ash: This is getting ridiculous...

Mint: Join me on my adventures through witchdom, bullies, demons, and puberty!

Mint: Next time on Magical Demon girl Mint, Episode 5: Ring the Bella of Defeat!

Mint: The magic is in you! And Laharl sucks!

Laharl: WHAT! C'mere you!

Mint: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Blu: Please review! I beg of you! (Hey that rhymes!)