(Sung to the tune "The Twelve Days Of Christmas")

(Inspired by Inuyasha, which we don't own)

On the first day of Christmas

Kagome gave to me,

A Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On the second day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On the third day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On thefifth day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Five shikon shards,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On thesixth day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Six freaky green dudes, (A/N: This refers to Jaken and is what Sekamu calls him.)

Five shikon shards,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On theseventh day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Seven giant kitties,

Six freaky green dudes, (A/N: This refers to Jaken and is what Sekamu calls him.)

Five shikon shards,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On theeightth day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Eight "Osuwari"s,

Seven giant kitties,

Six freaky green dudes, (A/N: This refers to Jaken and is what Sekamu calls him.)

Five shikon shards,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On theninth day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Nine demon wolves,

Eight "Osuwari"s,

Seven giant kitties,

Six freaky green dudes, (A/N: This refers to Jaken and is what Sekamu calls him.)

Five shikon shards,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On thetenth day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Ten demon slayers,

Nine demon wolves,

Eight "Osuwari"s,

Seven giant kitties,

Six freaky green dudes, (A/N: This refers to Jaken and is what Sekamu calls him.)

Five shikon shards,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On theeleventh day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Eleven spider scars,

Ten demon slayers,

Nine demon wolves,

Eight "Osuwari"s,

Seven giant kitties,

Six freaky green dudes, (A/N: This refers to Jaken and is what Sekamu calls him.)

Five shikon shards,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.

On thetwelvth day of Christmas,

Kagome gave to me,

Twelve angry oni,

Eleven spider scars,

Ten demon slayers,

Nine demon wolves,

Eight "Osuwari"s,

Seven giant kitties,

Six freaky green dudes, (A/N: This refers to Jaken and is what Sekamu calls him.)

Five shikon shards,

Four pervert monks,

Three fox fires,

Two doggie ears,

and a Tetsusaiga stuck in a tree.