Blu: Good news! I finally got Myao in the extra map of Phantom Brave! (I have people looking for Makai Kingdom somewhere in the V.I. but with no luck.)

(Laharl is glaring at Blu with evil intent while she sweatdrops)

Blu: What's with Laharl?

Ash: Him? Oh, he's still upset from last chapter.

Blu: Was it really that horrible for him to take? (Thinking:) Geez, it WAS an ALTERNATE dimension.

Laharl: Damn you woman! I'll kill you!

Blu: Don't blame me; blame Slayerz-san's fic Demon Brave! Besides it's not like you and Marona will REALLY get together in the end. Remember the Disgaea ending?

Etna: Yeah, Prince? Since when did you care about what people thought about your relationships?

Mint: Oooh! Maybe he really DOES have a thing for Marona!

Laharl: SHUT THE HELL UP, WITCH!

Mint: Yipe!

Blu: Gawd, this is giving me such a HEADACHE... Someone say the disclaimer before Laharl goes mental on us all...

Mint: Blu Rose doesn't own Disgaea, Phantom Brave or any of the Nippon-Ichi game! Ya hear that lawyers, go sue someone that actually HAS money!

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Thanks to all the people who reviewed! Blu-chan luvs you very much! Laharl, Flonne and Etna plushies for all!

X-X-X

There's a saying among a few humans: looks aren't everything. Yeah right! Do you know how many men choose their women over looks? Sure, there are a few guys that don't always want women with junk in their trunks, but a brain in their head. But most guys focus on a girls looks like, oh say, the size of their breasts. Now that is wrong...

X-X-X

"Laharl! Oh Laharl!" Marona cried as she went in and out of several rooms. (Where IS he? I haven't seen him since we came back from that Alternate Netherworld.) She thought as she walked into the throne room. Etna and Flonne were standing there, talking about something.

"I can't believe Sidney would do that!" said Flonne.

"Guess even Angel's have their limits." Etna said. "Should've known he'd do a fly-by-night without a word. With the way the prince has been acting for the past few days..."

"It WOULD be easy for a vassal or two to get away without being noticed these days..."

"What's going on?" Marona asked as she approached the two. Etna and Flonne turned to the younger girl.

"Apparently, Sidney has flown the coop." Etna explained. "He left a note saying that he really wanted to get back to Celestia and that he was leaving."

"It's better this way." Flonne smiled. "He didn't really like it in the Netherworld. He must've been homesick. Poor dear..."

"Y'know, I'm surprised the Prince hasn't noticed anything. Lately, he's not being his bratty, evil, immature self. ...Is he sick or something?"

"Maybe...he's still in shock?" Flonne suggested.

The pink-haired vassal arched an eyebrow. "For three days? Shouldn't he have gotten over it by now?"

"Gotten over what?" asked Marona.

Etna glanced at Marona from the corner of her eyes. "I thought YOU would know."

When a question mark appeared over the chroma's head, Flonne explained. "Laharl's still a bit...shaken up after what happened in the Alternate Netherworld."

"Is that it?" (No wonder! He's been ignoring me this whole time!) She thought angrily.

"Aren't you affected by it?"

"No. It's an alternate Netherworld, meaning that everything is SUPPOSED to be different from this one. Me loving Laharl in that world was one of them." Marona rubbed the back of her head and smiled. "It's not like something would actually happen."

"Good thing you don't see too much into this." said Etna. "Unfortunately, the Prince is a bit more dense..."

"I WAS going to ask him if Ash and I could have the day off for a little vacation..." The chroma crossed her arms across her chest. "But now, I think I'll just go without asking."

"Ooh! I see being in the Netherworld has changed you quite a bit!" The pink-haired demon ran her teeth over her fangs.

Marona sweatdropped but got back to the point. "Look, if you see Laharl, just tell him I went to Ivoire for a while with Ash."

"Ivoire? Your home world?" asked Flonne. "If we tell him that, he may think you've run away."

"Actually, I think the Prince wouldn't mind." said Etna. "He IS still in shock from that little adventure. He's barely even noticed that some of the guards aren't doing their jobs. The Prinnies are still drunk from the party they had last night."

Marona pumped a fist in the air. "Great! That means we can sneak out without being noticed."

"I wish we could come, but I think Laharl expects us to be here." Flonne sighed.

"So says you. I'm thinking of going on vacation." Etna got out a pair of sunglasses and placed them on her face. "The Prince, DOES only give one vacation PER YEAR."

"-Gasp!- You're right!"

Etna took the sunglasses off her face. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

Flonne nodded. "I think so..." The duo turned to face Marona. "Marona, may we come with you?"

"Yeah, anything's better than being here with nothing to do." said Etna. "And I could use a change of scenery."

"..." (If they come, they might cause trouble! But...I...) "-Sigh- Okay, you can come too."

The other phantoms turned demons popped up behind them. "Can we come too?" Marona sweatdropped and then sighed.

"They heard us talking and got interested." said Ash with a sweatdrop.

"...Okay..." (I really learn how to say "no" to my friends...)

"A-HEM!" Everyone turned to the entrance of the throne room and saw Laharl standing there. "What's all this talk about a vacation?" The Overlord folded his arms across his chest. "I don't REMEMBER saying anything about a vacation."

Everyone took a few steps back and sweatdropped. "Well...uh..."

"We thought we could take a vacation seeing as how you were in some sort of phase of failure." said Mint cheerfully. Kisho clamped a hand on the Witch's mouth.

"Ex-nay on the Ose-lay." Kisho whispered.

Mint arched an eyebrow. "Ose-lay?" She said aloud. "Whazat?"

Laharl stepped forward, surprisingly not to try and kill Mint again. "...Who's idea was this?" He hissed.

"Uh...all of us?" Another sweatdrop ran down the back of the vassals' heads.

Surprisingly, Laharl didn't lose his temper again. "...All of you, eh?" He took a few more steps forward. "So you guys wanna go to another world for a vacation, huh? Fine. Go ahead."

"HUH?" Everyone except for Laharl's eyes turned into small dots. "Go ahead?"

"Do you really mean that Laharl?" said Flonne.

"Yeah, doing something nice isn't something you'd do..." Etna said, staring at him oddly. "You feeling alright?"

Marona smiled. "Or maybe he really HAS gotten nicer."

Asagi arched an eyebrow. "Really? I thought people like him only cared about themselves, but if YOU guys can be nice..."

"...Hell no!" Laharl's hair stood up and his eyes glowed red. He turned back to normal. "My vassal's moral has gone down with my current defeat."

(Moral? We were just having fun...) thought the vassals.

Laharl closed his eyes. "I thought that a vacation would raise their spirits a bit..." (So that I won't have to KILL them to get a point across!)

"Really?" Ash asked. "Gee, that's nice."

"Nicer than I ever thought you could be." said Kisho.

"Shut up!" Laharl shouted. "Besides, as soon as the vacation is over, I'm gonna drive anyone who tries to do something without MY orders like DOGS!"

"Ah, there's the Prince Laharl we all know and hate..." Raz said with a sweatdrop.

"...So...we can go?" asked Asagi.

"Guess so." said Etna.

"Cool! I'm gonna go pack a bathing suit and some floaties--!"

"Wha? Mint, can't you swim?" Kisho asked the witch. She merely shook her head. "I can't believe a someone your age can't swim."

Raz chuckled. "Maybe if she touches water, she'll melt! Like those witches in the movies." His shoulder caught on fire. "AAAH! AH! Hey! Mint! Stop it!"

"Ah, I love the smell of burning skin in the morning... Tee-hee!" Mint smiled insanely while Raz tried to stop-drop-and roll.

"...Mint...maybe you should put him out." said Bella.

"Cut it out! We've got no time to waste!" said Asagi.

Mint pouted. "Fine! Mega Ice!" She froze Raz in a block of ice. Which broke when he got mad enough.

"MIIIIIIINT!" The fighter had to be held back by Ash and Kisho.

Marona sweatdropped. (Gee, I hope they don't blow out cover... I'd hate it if anyone recognized me as a demon!)

"What? It's not like I said Sidney's gone!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAT?" Laharl growled as his eyes turned red.

"Way to go, Mint." Raz said sarcastically.

"Um... S-sidney went back to Celestia, Laharl." Flonne explained. The young Overlord still had an angry look on his face.

"Head for the hills, he's gonna blow!" Raz panicked, hiding behind Kisho.

"Why do I feel as though we're gonna have to tear our way through the Angelic ranks again?" said Etna.

"THIS is exactly what I'm talking about!" Laharl shouted. "Ah, forget. That wimp of an Angel didn't come in handy anyway."

"Wow, the prince IS getting nicer."

"SHUT UP!"

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Forestia. Just from the name, you can tell this place is a--well, a forest. Actually it's more of a forest, a jungle and a swamp all in one. The inhabitants of Forestia go from cute little Saberkitties and Scrabbits to rotting Zombies. It's all good...besides the zombies trying to eat your brains...

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"Look at all the cute animals running around." Flonne said cheerfully as they made their way through Forestia. Lush greenery and flowers surrounded them, along with some of the cuddly critters that resided in it. (God, just writing that makes me feel nauseous!)

"Yeah, it makes me wanna puke." said Etna, kicking aside a saberkitty.

Laharl looked around at the area. "This world...it doesn't have a bit of darkness in it." He smiled evilly to himself. "I think I'll conquer it."

"What? NO! YOU CAN'T!" Marona and Ash shouted.

"Why not? You don't live here anymore!"

"Yeah...but so what?" Ash said, folding his arms across his chest. "The people of Ivoire have ALREDY been through chaos and destruction with Sulphur. I don't even want to imagine what YOU'LL do."

"Ha! What makes you think you can tell mw what to do, ghost boy?" Laharl smirked. "I am the Supreme Overlord and as soon as I conquer this land, I shall be the Supreme Phantom Overlord! Haaaahahaha!"

"Oh please..." Raz muttered.

"You can't!" Marona said with tears in her eyes. "All the friends that I've made--what'll happen to them? You'll only cause more pain and suffering for Ivoire!"

The young Overlord looked at the chroma. "Eh? Do you THINK I care?" Marona looked as though she were gonna drop down and cry. "...Ah, forget about. If the people in this world are as whiny as you, they don't even deserve to be killed by the Overlord Laharl." He spun on his heel and turned away from the group. "Let's get this over with..."

"Aw, Laharl can be nice!" Asagi said cheerfully.

"Miracles. They're certainly a good thing." Scarlet smiled while Bella tried to hide a light laugh with the back of her hand.

"Be quiet or you'll wish you were dead again!" Laharl shouted from the front.

"Thank you...Laharl." Marona whispered in his.

"For what! I don't even want this lousy world anymore." Laharl muttered as he folded his arms across his chest.

"-Giggle- Thank you, anyway..."

"Isn't that cute?" Etna smirked.

Mint started to clap her hands together in beat. "Laharl and Marona, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-!" In a matter of moments, Laharl's hand found its way the witch's throat.

"Finish spelling that word and you'll be splattered all over the ground." The demon prince growled in a low voice.

"Meep." was all Mint uttered before shutting her mouth for the rest of the journey. (Yeah, right!)

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In another part of Forestia not too far away, there was a sorceress. From her young appearance you would guess she was a kid say around her early teens but she is older than that. Her name was Myao, vassal to Marjoly (Some witch with a push-up bra who looks young but is really an old hag!) the Overlord of an alternate Netherworld.

Anywho, Myao was walking...and walking...and walking. Until she stopped and threw her hands up into the air. "AAAAAAAAHHHH!" A few of the birds in the area flew away. "This place is BOOOORING!" She let her hands go back to her sides. "Marjoly FINALLY gives me a vacation and it's to the dullest world EVER! What kind of place doesn't have people who randomly break out into song?" She paused for a moment to find something else to complain about. "...And owl people? I prefer my cats over that."

As she said that, Laharl and company came into the area. Asagi arched an eyebrow. "Uh, we have company."

"That's plain to see." said Kisho.

Myao turned around and looked at the group. "Nya?" She looked at the group and then her eyes got big. "Oh my God!" The spoiled brat got excited. "This is wonderful!"

"Doesn't she seemed happy?" said Etna with a sweatdrop as Myao started to dance.

Flonne stepped forward. "What's so wonderful?"

Myao stopped dancing and pointed at Etna, Flonne and Marona. "You three...ARE FLATTER THAN ME!" Needless to say, this didn't amuse the girls.

"WHAT!" Marona, Etna and Flonne's eyes were are glowing red.

"Uh-oh! I think they're mad!" said Raz.

Myao giggled happily. "This world is great! I'm not the flattest girl here!"

Etna stepped forward eyes glowing yellow. "...How DARE you, you little brat!"

Flonne stepped forward, her eyes consumed with flames. "Why you...YOU...!"

Marona stepped forward, her eyes glowing red and a demonic aura surrounding her. "You CHICKEN-LEGGED BIMBO! Who are YOU CALLING FLAT?"

Ash sweatdropped. "I don't get it..." (Marona was only thirteen when she died. She shouldn't even HAVE breasts now.)

Myao's eyes flared in anger but she remained calm. "Nya? Don't blame me if you're all flat. Flatty, flatty, flat-flat!"

The girls growled in response, their aura growing more dangerous by the second.

"Ya know, she's right." said Laharl. "You're all flat."

"WHO WAS TALKING TO YOU!" Etna and Marona and even Flonne shouted at the Overlord. They turned to Myao.

"Stay out of this, Laharl!" said Etna, actually using Laharl's name since she became his vassal.

"Yeah, butt out!" said Flonne, her eyes still had flames as she clutched her staff tightly.

"This is between us and this chicken-legged bimbo!" Marona hissed as she pulled out a spear.

Myao raised her hand and a staff with a star on the top in the middle of two curves appeared in it. "Yeah, this is girl-talk, Harlie."

Laharl's hair stood up. "What did you call me!" The Overlord stepped forward. "That's it! You'll be sorry you messed with the Overlord!"

Myao stuck her tongue out at the group. "We'll see 'bout that." She raised the staff and the tip glowed with an aura of power. A couple of flashes appeared in the sky and meteors crashed down on Etna, Marona and Flonne.

"What power!" Scarlet said in awe. Bella stepped forward and casted a healing spell on the girls. They stood up and brandished their weapons.

A Celtic circle appeared in front of Flonne. "Holy Arrows!" She swung her staff and feather-like arrows of light were shot at Myao. The sorceress took the attack head on. Marona dashed forward and lunged at Myao several times, all missing.

"Nya-nya!" Myao jumped back and casted an Omega Wind spell. Both Flonne and Marona got caught in the powerful cutting wind and almost got knocked out.

"She strong..." Marona said as Flonne healed them.

"We can beat her! I know we can!" The Angel declared, her eyes flaming with the power of truth and justice.

Etna aimed her gun at Myao a Celtic circle appeared in front of her. "Go to Hell." She shot three bullets into the circle and they came out with a powerful charge. The sorceress got struck with the powerful attack and caused an explosion.

-KABOOOOOOM!-

"...Wow..." Raz said in awe. "Remind me never to get those girls mad..."

"More like: don't tease them about being flat-chested." Kisho whispered. Mint was dancing around waving pom-poms cheering things like "Go Marona! Go Flonne! Go Etna!".

"Uh...should we help?" Scarlet and Asagi asked Ash and Laharl with a sweatdrop.

"It's their fight." Laharl said. "It's their choice. Let 'em fight on their own. Besides...this is interesting."

Ash stared down, wide-eyed at the demon Overlord. "Are you nuts? If that witch wins, then she might kill the girls!"

"So? I'll just use Marona to bring them back to life." Laharl stated as though what he had just said was smart.

"You ARE aware that Marona is fighting with Etna and Flonne?" Bella asked. Laharl's eyes almost popped out of his head.

"WHAT!"

"How could you not have noticed?" Ash said with a sweatdrop. He heard a loud booming sound like thunder and turned his head back to the battle. "Marona!" He dashed forward and jump-kicked Myao in the head, sending her a few feet back.

Myao got up and dusted herself off. "How rude!" She raised her staff. "Omega Fire!" An awesome flame overtook Ash.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" When the flames stopped, the former-chroma fell to the ground. (This sucks...I'm gonna die...AGAIN.)

"Omega Heal!" Marona casted the spell on her guardian. Ash felt relaxation as his burns went away magically. He sat up and shook his head. "You're okay!"

Laharl huffed and stepped in. "That's it! This fight has gone on too long!" He shouted. "I want to go HOME NOW!" He raised a hand and pointed a finger upward. A red ball of energy appeared floating on top of the finger.

"Uh-oh." said Flonne and Etna. "He's gonna do it..." They turned to Marona and Ash. "RUN. NOW." The ran off back into the group. The two former-chroma's didn't get it, but followed nonetheless.

"Prepare for your destruction!" The red ball of energy lifted into the sky as he smiled evilly.

Myao looked up curiously. "Eh? What's up? What did you do?" She looked to Laharl, only to see him running away. "Nya?"

"If you want to live, I suggest you run!" The young Overlord said before cackling like a madman.

The sorceress blinked. "Live? What does that mean--" A red light overtook her. She looked up into the sky and saw a huge meteor falling towards her. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

-KABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!-

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After the battle, Laharl was standing over the crater that was formerly a battle area, looking pleased with himself. "HAAAAHAHAHAHA!" He folded his arms across his chest. "I think I've done my anger management for today."

The vassals sweatdropped at the result. "He's...He's crazy!" Asagi muttered softly.

"I don't think Laharl knows the meaning of the phrase 'over the hill'." said Raz.

"Nice crater." said Mint with a grin.

"If anyone finds out about this..." Ash said with a sweatdrop.

"Think we'd be lucky enough if someone believed a monster war took place here?" Marona asked.

"If someone finds out about this, Laharl takes the blame." said Raz as everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

At the bottom of the crater, Myao was knocked out, swirly-eyed and coughing out smoke. "Nyaaaa..."

"Can we go home now?" Laharl asked.

"Y-yeah." Marona stuttered.

"Aw! I wanted to go to a beach!" Mint whined as the group disappeared in a flash of light.

X-X-X

NEXT EPISODE!

Etna: When the prince died and the king died shortly after, I got left the throne to the Netherworld!

Laharl: Eh? WHAT!

Etna: HAHAHA! Now I ruled the Netherworld!

Laharl: That's a lie! A LIE!

Raz: If she was the Overlord, who knows what chaos would reign?

Ash: An intergalactic war?

Mint: Oooh! Neat!

Etna: But trouble strikes when the evil demon Sulphur tries to butt in my territory! An no one butts in on Queen Etna's territory!

Laharl: How many times must she recite her fantasies?

Etna: Get ready to feel the wrath of Queen Etna!

Laharl: Queen? You wish.

Etna: Next time on Nether Gal Etna, episode eleven: The Phantom Empire.

Etna: When I'm done with Sulphur, he's gonna piss in his pants when he hears my name!

Flonne: But...he doesn't WEAR pants.

Marona: I don't think she cares...