Blu: We're back with The Chroma and The Overlord! Yay!

Laharl: D-damn you woman! Do you have fun in torturing me?

Blu: Hmm... Yes. Yes I do.

Etna: You and every other author.

Laharl: Damn you writers! Find someone else's life to play with!

Blu: Aw, Laharl, it wouldn't be fanfiction without the fans!

Mint: (Shows a Japanese paper fan)

Kisho: Er...I don't think she meant those kinds of fans...

Raz: Speaking of fans, don't you think you should thank yours?

Blu: Right-O! Thanks to all the people who reviewed last chappie! Blu loves you!

Laharl: Blech.

Blu: Now then, Laharl, DO THE DISCLAIMER!

Laharl: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL! Damn... The insane authoress definitely doesn't own me, my vassals Disgaea, or anything by Nippon-Ichi. Go on and read the goddamned story!

X-X-X

Random dungeons are the weirdest things. You can find just about anything in there, from an army of killer veggie-demons to a group of sexy demons eating shortcake. Plainly put, random dungeons are very weird and they're really hard to through without a guide or some sort of weird map. Let's just say, if you ever get lost in one... I wish you the best of luck in getting to the end.

X-X-X

The young Overlord Laharl was sitting on his throne. He had a dull look in his eyes, which were slowly closing. His hand tapped on the armrest of his throne. The demon prince closed his eyes and took a deep breath before shouting "I'M BORED!".

The reason for this was because nothing had happened in the past few days. No problems, no challenges, no battles, no summons or nothing that would interest the blue-haired demon child.

Just then, Marona and Ash came walking in. "What's wrong? I thought I heard someone yell." said Marona. "Are you okay?"

"Fine, except I'm BORED to death..." Laharl pounded his fist on his armrest. "DAMN IT! HOW COME NOTHING'S GOING ON! AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY VASSALS?"

"...They're doing...stuff." Marona sweatdropped. "Besides, I thought you went into that Item World thing when you got bored."

"Unless you've gotten bored of that too." said Ash.

"...What can I DO? I need something to do..." The Overlord lowered his head to think. (Chuck prinnes? Nah! Go to the Item World? Boring. ...See my old man? HELL NO! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'LL SEE THAT BASTARD!)

Marona and Ash sweatdropped when they saw Laharl's antennae-like hair sticking up high and his hands holding on to his throne's armrest so tightly, you'd think he'd rip it off. "This kid STILL manages to scare me sometimes..." Ash muttered beneath his breath.

Laharl calmed down and saw Ash and Marona staring at him, sweatdrops running down the back of their heads. "What're you two looking at?"

"An insane Overlord." Ash muttered beneath his breath. Thankfully, Laharl didn't hear him.

"...Aw, hell! I'll try anything!" Laharl walked up to Marona and Ash. "...What... Do you know what I can do in order to NOT be bored?"

Marona blinked. "You're asking us?"

"Well, there's a first." said Ash.

"Well?"

Marona thought a bit. "Uh...well... Normally I'd say "let's go to a random dungeon", but if you said no to Item World, you may not like it."

The Overlord arched an eyebrow. "Random dungeon...?"

"You probably don't know about those." Ash said. "They're dungeons made by Dungeon Monks. Anything could happen in it. One time, me and Marona got attacked by a bunch of prinnies and bottlemail."

"...You're right. It doesn't sound interesting."

"W-wait! There can be super strong enemies in random dungeons!" Marona said. "And at the end is the strongest fighter in the dungeon. Really high level, and they may even have some nice items in there."

Laharl closed his. "Fine. I'm bored anyways. This MAY even prove to be interesting."

"Great! We can make this a little outing!" Marona said cheerfully. "We both can only bring up to three other people with us."

"We? Who's 'we'?"

"You and me, of course!"

"Don't tell me you actually created some more demons." Laharl growled. "I can't stand another one of those in my castle!"

"N-no!" Marona waved her hands in front of her for defense. (Besides, I don't even know how to make a demon.) "I'll choose any three from the phantoms turned demons and you can choose from whatever vassals you have. Sounds fair, right?"

"But, why only three?"

"Would you prefer everyone coming with us?" Ash whispered into his ear.

Laharl froze for a moment before turning around. "Fine. Go round up whoever you want to come. I already know who's coming for MY group." The Overlord walked out of the throne to get his vassals.

Marona turned to Ash. "So who are you going to bring along, Marona?"

Marona placed a finger on her lips. "Um... I know you're going to be one of them... I guess Scarlet could come too...but the third one..."

X-X-X

About half an hour later, Laharl, Etna, Flonne and Adel were in the throne room waiting for Marona and her group.

"How long could it take to get ready?" Laharl growled. "Where ARE they!"

"Don't be so grumpy, your highness." Adel said. He was forced to call Laharl "highness". "Marona is probably a bit busy. Can't blame her since she's the one arranging all of this."

"That doesn't give her the right to be late!" Laharl growled.

"We're here, we're here!" Marona ran into the throne room, followed by Ash, Scarlet and Raz.

"What took you so long?" Laharl said in an angered voice. "You should know better than to keep an Overlord waiting!"

"We were busy choosing the last person to come." said Ash. "We were also at the shop buying some stuff, just to be ready."

"Eh? Ready? For what?"

"Oh, we forgot to tell you, the only way to get out of a random dungeon is to beat it or have a Dungeon Monk to help you get out."

Laharl folded his arms across his chest. "Hmph. We won't need a Dungeon Monk to help us get out. We'll just keep fighting until we reach the end."

Flonne approached the young Overlord. "Um, Laharl? That sounds like a good idea. If we get too tired or run out of supplies, we may need to come out before finishing."

Laharl's eyes glowed red and he instantly went into anger mode, hair sticking up and all. "WHAT! You're MY vassal, you're supposed to AGREE with me!"

"But--"

"But nothing! Let's just go, NOW!" Laharl muttered curse words under his breath as Marona led a Dungeon Monk inside.

"Okay. You know what to do, right?" Marona said cheerfully. The Dungeon Monk nodded and clapped his hands together and a door appeared. "This is the door to the Random Dungeon we'll be going in. I hope everyone's ready."

"As we'll ever be." said Etna. "Hey, did the Dark Assembly allow this?"

Marona sweatdropped. "Uh...kinda. We had a few...difficulties, but we worked those out." She laughed nervously.

Etna nodded. "Uh-huh. You did some persuasion by force, did you?" The pink-haired vassal shook her head. "Tsk, tsk. It's a shame. You were such a nice girl and now you're becoming just like us demons."

Marona sweatdropped again, the bead of sweat even bigger than before.

Laharl interrupted. "HEY! Let's get this show on the road!"

"All right, keep your shorts on!"

X-X-X

A few levels into the random dungeon, there were many scenery changes. From a forest, to a castle room, to a field. But soon, Laharl grew anxious in finding the ruler of this dungeon and he was getting bored with the demons and monsters they came across (even though they were powerful and proved to be a good fight).

The level they were currently on was a forest level. Several trees lined in a row surrounded the path to the area where the party's next challenge was.

"Boo-ya! Bring it on! Monsters beware Adel!" The young thief chuckled to himself as he dragged a bag of goodies and valuable items he had stolen from the enemies in the previous levels. "You got it, I'll steal it!"

"Stealing's all you're really good for." Laharl told him, causing the young rogue to sulk. "You could barely beat that Golem."

"BY MYSELF?" Adel said with glowing yellow eyes. "You expect ME to take on a HUGE MONSTER by myself and actually WIN?"

"Well, duh. Are you that slow?"

Adel started to sulk while Marona patted him on the shoulder. Flonne added some words of encouragement. "There, there, Adel. You stole some valuable things that could go for a good price in the Netherworld. And you're not THAT bad a fighter."

"It's not that!" The thief whined. "I wanna steal something so incredible, Laharl will see my worth to this group! Maybe I should steal something from him..."

"If you do THAT, he may try and kill you." said Etna. She smirked and continued, "So go right ahead!" He sweatdropped and immediately turned down the thought.

"Hey, hey, wait!" The rogue stopped in his tracks and started rummaging through his sack. "Don't you want any weapons?" (For a price! HAHAHA!)

"Why the hell would I want anything different from my sword? It's just fine."

Adel smirked and a glint appeared in his eyes. "Ah, but these weapons are rare and very powerful."

"-Tch- I already HAVE a powerful weapon."

Adel frowned and put his hands on his hips. "Well then, I guess YOU don't need anything." He tossed a spear over to Etna, a spell book to Flonne and a staff to Marona. "For a girl like you, anything is free."

"Aw, you're too cute!" Etna said with a wink.

"...I wasn't talkin' 'bout you. I was talking to Marona." Adel sweatdropped.

"Oh, and I'm not cute!"

"As cute as a demon in a dominatrix outfit could be."

A vein popped up on Etna's forehead and she aimed the spear at Adel. "Time to break this bad boy in!"

"Ah! D-don't! I was just kidding!" Adel panicked as he hid behind Raz. "You're not CUTE. You're...downright sexy..."

Etna smirked and put the spear down. "Well aren't you nice?" Adel shuddered as continued to hide behind Raz, just to be safe.

"Will you two quit with the slapstick?" Laharl growled. "I want to get this over with as soon as possible!"

"Whatever you say, your royal bratness."

Suddenly, the sounds of moaning and dragging feet could be heard approaching the group.

"What was that?" Raz said as he looked toward the direction they were walking towards.

"Zombies." Laharl smirked as he pulled his sword out. "Maybe THEY will give me a real fight."

X-X-X

Well, as it turns out, the zombies weren't that big a challenge. I mean, how hard could a bunch of rotting corpses be? The fight ended with Laharl hacking down every last one of those walking corpses.

"You know what, I'm ready to come out now." said Laharl as they walked through the nexus to the next level of the dungeon. Oddly enough, they ended up in an area similar to Mid-boss (AKA the Dark Adonis)'s home. "Eh? What the hell are we doing HERE?"

"Where exactly ARE we?" Raz said as he looked around. "Looks pretty fancy."

"How did WE end up in Mid-boss's mansion?" Etna said looking around. (Hey, most of the stuff we stole last time's here too!)

"I have a bad feeling about this..." said Ash.

"Me too." Laharl growled as he pulled out his sword. (By the anti-thesis of God, PLEASE don't let it be--)

"Haaaahahaha!" The laugh of a familiar demon (with a bad accent in my opinion).

"For the love of evil, no!" Laharl moaned as a fancy light show took place. In a flash of light, the one and (thank-goodness) only Mid-boss was standing in front of them.

"It's very rude to enter into someone's house." Mid-boss stated as he stood there in all his radiant glory.

Laharl's eyes started to glow red and his hair stood up. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN HEAVEN!"

Marona, Ash, Scarlet, and Raz blinked. "Who is this guy?"

Mid-boss smirked. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am the demon of both beauty and power. Fan girls kneel before me like flowers in a powerful win. I am Vyers, the Dark Adonis."

The vassals sweatdropped. "Oookaaay..."

"Don't listen to all that crap." Laharl told his vassals. "His name's Mid-boss." The so-called Dark Adonis began to sulk.

"How many times must I tell you that's not my name!"

"Like I care what YOU think." Laharl cracked his knuckles and smirked evilly. "But, at least I can have another chance to pummel you into the ground, just for the heck of it."

"Hm. So it is another challenge you want? Very well, but don't take it too hard when you lose." Mid-boss snapped his fingers and a group of female demons that consisted of a Mage, a priestess and a knight appeared around him. "Behold, my loyal followers and vassals."

"Since when did ANY woman want to be around YOU, Mid-boss?" Etna said with her head tilted to the side. "This can't be real."

Laharl's nose started to bleed. "Damn it! Not again!" The demon prince closed his eyes and gritted his teeth.

"This doesn't seem so hard." Raz punched his fist into the palm of his hand. "A bunch of girls...and a weirdo." The warrior dashed forward and punched the knight in the face, hard. The blow sent her into a wall. "Easy!" Raz was suddenly set on fire by the mage.

"I'll save you!" Flonne raised the book into the air. "Giga Ice!" The book floated up into the air and shot down a beam of ice at the Mage and Priestess, freezing them. Raz punched the mage and shattered her to pieces.

"This is WAY too easy." Laharl smirked as he stepped forward. "I don't know HOW you got here, or even why the hell you came. But..." He pointed his sword at the Dark Adonis. "I'm gonna make sure you don't bug us again."

"Hmhmhm..." A large golden axe with a spike at the bottom materialized in Mid-boss's hand. "Very well. If it is a duel you want, it is a duel you shall get."

"Just shut up and fight!" Laharl lunged forward and slashed Mid-boss with his blade, but he blocked it with the hilt of the axe. Mid-boss kneed Laharl in the gut and sent the young Overlord down to the ground.

"Should we help him?" Flonne asked. Laharl stood up and ducked the swing of Mid-boss's axe. He stabbed his sword into his heart.

"Guess not." Etna said plainly as Mid-boss stumbled back and fell down, flat on his back. "That was anti-climactic." Mid-boss's body disappeared in a flash of light.

"Well...THAT was different. Usually, when I kick his ass he says that he took it easy on me or something..." Laharl said as he looked at the spot Mid-Boss had fallen. A nexus appeared in the spot. "...Something weird's going on..."

"This is freaky. So Mid-Boss is dead?" Etna asked.

"He's supposed to be in Celestia." said Flonne. She looked down at the floor. "What is going on?"

"...Hey! Lets get moving!" Laharl stated. "The sooner we get to the end, the better!"

X-X-X

The next level of the dungeon was a new change of scenery. They were now on a beach, the sun shining down on them; their feet crunching beneath them on the white sand; the sound of the waves lapping against the shore and gulls caws.

"A beach! Alright!" Raz said excitedly.

"This is still a dungeon. So there must be monsters nearby." said Ash as he looked around.

"Well, well, well. Look who's here." Out of nowhere, a man appeared. He had long blonde hair tied in a ponytail. With his long black jacket, you'd think he was boiling in it! "Hmph. Just a bunch of brats."

Laharl's hair stood up and his eyes glowed red. "WHAAAAT! Who do you think you're talking to, HUMAN? I am the OVERLORD! The power in my little pinky alone can destroy you! HAAAAAAHAHAHA!"

"-Tch- Yeah right. Like some kid demon can be Overlord."

Marona and Ash's eyes were still wide with disbelief. "Wa... Walnut? Is that you?" Marona leaned forward a bit to make sure her sight was good.

"It CAN'T be Walnut. He's in Ivoire. How could he end up here...?"

Walnut got into his fighting position and crossed his arms over his chest. A flaming red aura surrounded him like a raging fire! "Fire of battle, reveal my heart! Psycho Burgundy!"

"Yipes! This doesn't look good!" Raz yelped as he got into his fighting stance.

Laharl smirked evilly as he folded his arms across his chest. "Bring it on! I'm sure I can beat a mere mortal."

Walnut smirked. "Don't get cocky, punk."

X-X-X

Next Episode!

Etna: An evil Overlord from an alternate Netherworld is trying to take over ours!

Laharl: Feh. Who is it this time? Prier the loudmouth? That witch Marjoly?

Etna: Actually, it's the supposed "Most Bad-Ass Overlord", Overlord Zetta!

Laharl's vassals: Z-z-zetta?

Laharl: Oh please! What can HE do to me? He's a damn book!

Etna: Even if he is just a book, he's got an entire armada of bloodthirsty, battle-hardened demon vassals ready to strike!

Laharl: Hmph.

Etna: ...He also has a harem of skilled sexy demon ladies.

Laharl: -GASP!- The fiend! He should be called the Cruelest Overlord!

Ash: Oh brother.

Etna: Don't worry, prince. Etna is here to protect the Netherworld! Check this out, a special shield!

Kisho: They just broke through.

Enta: An army of demon vassals ready to sacrifice their lives!

Bella: Half have been killed and the other half ran away screaming.

Laharl: (-.-') What NOW?

Etna: We still have an ace up our sleeve. (Points to Flonne.)

Adel: Looks more a love-obsessed angel.

Ash: Flonne? Flonne's our last hope?

Laharl: ARE YOU MAD, ETNA?

Etna: Relax, prince. I doubt ANY demon can stand Flonne's prattle about "Love and Peace".

Flonne: Hey!

Etna: Will the Netherworld survive this assault? Find out next time on Makai Wars, episode 14: The Bad-Ass Overlord!

Etna: Oh sweet demonity.

Marona: Is that even a word?

Ash: Just let her live in her fantasy world.

Laharl: I actually believed Zetta was here...

Zetta: Ahem.

Laharl & Co.: ...Crap.

(Sound of pain and chaos is heard in the background.)