Before we got onto the stupid story, I just want to say something in this section, the one no one actually bothers to read, but for those who are reading it, thanks. Anyway, I asked everyone to review and I was surprised with the amount I got. I know that not everyone reviewed but for those who did, thank you.

Jen-Tao07: Yeah, I know you review all the chapters and I just want to say thanks for reviewing! I'm happy to say that I always know that I'll get one from you each time I update. Also, you seriously wrote two paragraphs? Hah, now I feel better about how much I wrote!

gift-of-the-elves: A strip show? …That would just be plain scary if everyone in the whole room just started to strip. Haha, well anyway, I just want to say thanks for reviewing; I always get one from you, too!

LonelyTombRobber: What I look in for reviews isn't the amount of reviews (Though who doesn't want to celebrate if they reach something like their 50th or 100th review?), I just wanted to know how may people read it regularly and what they think about it. Heh, maybe if you suffer this much every time you review, you should stick to just reading.

OtakuNekoGirl: If I'm correct, you also review regularly! I also want to say thanks to you, too! Wow, I think you reviewed me since chapter one! Cuz I would never forget your first review, which is, to this day, one of my favorites:

That was funny. HAo is not pretty he is one Hot slice of devil's cake from heaven. Ok I'm weird but Hao is mine! I loved the story. It was funny. Lyserg was there and everyone was. Wonder what Hao is up to though.

Gottal love that review! The part that I underlined was the part that nearly made me fall off my chair, laughing, once I read it!

I might have missed some of the reviewers who also reviewed regularly, but thanks to you all! Also, I couldn't forget the people who dropped me a review here and there, either! Wow, okay, that was all quite long and since this is so long, I wonder if anyone will read it? Well, all I ask is that the people that I'm replying to (Jen-Tao07, gift-of-the-elves, LonelyTombRobber and OtakuNekoGirl) read it at least; it is meant to be a message for them after all! Well, here's the story, now that I'm done rambling on.

Chapter 11: Horo, the Crocodile Hunter

With his jacket in his hands, Horohoro came closer to Lyserg while Ren held him securely. "Don't worry, Ren, I saw this on that a very educational channel once ," Horohoro said to Ren reassuringly. Ren looked at him with a confused expression. "Here I go!" Horohoro threw his jacket on Lyserg's head and then jumped on him, wrapping it around securely on the struggling body. "See?" Horohoro asked triumphantly. "He isn't even struggling; he's just sitting there calmly."

"Which channel was it?" Ren found himself asking the Ainu.

"The Animal Channel!" Horohoro said proudly, flashing Ren a thumbs up.

There was a silence and not for the first time that day.

"Look, Horohoro, the only reason I didn't struggle…" Lyserg went on in a tone that was very shaky. "…IS BECAUSE THIS ONLY APPLIES TO CROCODILES AND ALLIGATORS! AND IT'S ON A SHOW I HATE ON TOP OF THAT!" He ripped the jacket off his face, only, to his surprise, to see Jeanne's slightly confused face just inches away from his.

"It was only a plan to get him distracted while Pirika and Tamao got Jeanne close enough," Horohoro laughed in a too cocky a tone just before Ren smacked him on the head.

Chocolove's eyes slowly opened; he was awake again. It had been hours since he was last conscious and after the long rest, he felt as if nothing could get him down again. "Hey, guys, I'm awake! And Guess what! I'm in a joking mood!" Chocolove only got up to see Lyserg and Jeanne really, really close to each other. "Uhhh…" He fell down unconscious once again and he quickly grabbed a rose before he fell and left it in his hands on his chest.

"I don't want to kiss her!" Lyserg yelled to them all desperately. "Just let me go!"

Marco looked furious as he marched towards Jeanne. "I will not let you all disrespect her like this!" He pushed Lyserg away, but Horohoro and Faust pushed Marco towards him. "What?" Marco roared from annoyance as he was inches away from Lyserg's face this time, "What are you doing?"

"I'm sorry, but it had to be done," Horohoro sighed. "Well, actually, it didn't but our slightly dirty minds say that it had to be done. Heh."

"Speak for yourself, Baka," Ren muttered. "You're the one with the dirty mind, who knows what goes through it."

Lyserg face showed complete anger in front of Marco's. "Can we stop all this kissing stuff? If I want to kiss someone, I'll have the choice!"

Hao came out of the bathroom with a hand on his head. "Ugh, I have a headache and a stomachache, but aside from that, I'm fine. Hmm?" He turned to Lyserg and Marco. Hao turned a bit green for the second time that day. "I spoke too soon…" He ran back into the bathroom.

A second later, he poked his head out of the bathroom door and yelled, "I didn't know that you swing that way, Lyserg! If you did swing that way all this time…why haven't you fallen head over heels for me yet? I'm irresistible to both males and females you know!" he yelled quite matter-of-factly.

"I don't swing this way! I mean—I don't know which way I—why should I tell you anything? And no one would ever fall for you anyway, male or female! ARGH!"

Hao paused. "So…you're bi and blind?" He laughed. "Cuz there must be something wrong with you if you think no one would fall for me. You're wrong and you want to know why?" Lyserg really didn't want to but what choice did he hevae? Unsurprisingly, Hao did yet another pose, one where his body was slightly curved and he left his right hand in his hair as the other one was on his hips. "I'm sexeh!"

"What did you say?"

Hao put his hands right by his mouth to amplify what was about to repeat again. "I said—"

"I know what you said!"

"But then, why did you ask me?"

"I asked it in a way that showed that I was surprised and in this case, disgusted!"

"Then why didn't you just say that you were shocked with what I said, but not disgusted?"

"BECAUSE!"

"BECAUSE WHY?"

"Because I felt like it!"

"Now just because you 'feel' like it, you'll do it and confuse other people?"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Ugh! Forget it!"

Marco picked himself up and moved away from Lyserg. He straightened his glasses. "All that did not just happen," he convinced himself as if saying those words meant it.

"Okay, tell you what, Lyserg," Hao laughed. "I'm in a good mood now that I'm no longer sick from seeing the hairy caveman's face or two guys going for it and from all that throwing up, so…" He looked at Lyserg but he clearly looked very angry. "I'll let you off this time. Besides, I think you suffered enough anyway."

"Are you really letting me off?" Lyserg asked with a grin as he pointed to himself, but then, he remembered that this was Hao he was asking, and he had a war to fight, he shouldn't have been grinning like an idiot! "What are you plotting?" He glared at Hao.

"Nothing..?" Hao said, not sure himself.

"Fine!" Lyserg grabbed the bottle and placed it down on the floor. "Damn aching stomach…fine, I'll spin the bottle."

"Spin…the…bottle?" Hao said to himself in a far way voice that sounded almost spacey too. "Where have I heard that? Hmm…"

"What's wrong with him?" Yoh asked.

"I don't know. Maybe he ate the liver of a live chicken and then bit its neck, soon followed by a crazy dance?" Faust suggested. He and Yoh stared at each other for a while and the started laughing.

"As if," Yoh laughed. He turned to Hao. "Is that true, Ha—"

"HELL YEAH!" Hao exclaimed.

"WHAT?" both Faust and Yoh screamed as their jaws dropped and their eyes popped out.

"HELL YEAH! I just remembered why spin the bottle sounded so familiar when Lyserg said it!" Hao exclaimed. Everyone looked questioningly at Hao. "It's because it's that game where you spin the bottle and whoever it points to, you have to kiss!" He rose up. "How about we play that instead, guys? You all up for it? LET'S DO IT!"

"No," they all replied sternly.

A/N: …I think that I said enough in the first part of my note…Well…Uh…I guess I'll just announce that I'm going to change the A/N, Author's Note, to W/C. What could W/C stand for and why the heck would I want to change it? I'm not an Author, I just write, so I'm a Writer; and these aren't Notes that I'm doing, they're comments. So it's now going to be W/C: Writer's Comment…That's all I got to say, I think.