Truth or Dare?
Chapter 13: Thongs, Anyone?
Um… Some of you might know that Flame-chan, my sib, had quite a long absence. Some of you might have noticed that I have been gone for quite a while as well. Some of you might know this happened because of our Neopets Frenzy in which we role played there and such. What some of you might not know is that I was the one who went into the frenzy first and that… I got Flame addicted to it as well. I take full credit for this. So if you liked her fanfictions, and if you cared for the stupid one I write, scream at me if you want. Well, with that said, let's move onto the fanfiction shall we?
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The bottle finally seem to have stopped now, and the person that it pointed to was...
"Me?" Yoh said in disbelief, pointing to himself as he said it. He peered down at the bottle and it was, indeed, pointing at him as far as he was concerned. "Out of all the people, it get's pointed back to me again?" A few people, he noted, were staring at him with envy. Well, Yoh laughed it off and then waited for Ren to speak. "Well, Ren?"
Ren waved his hand in dismissal and sighed. "You know what I'm going to ask you. Just tell me which you choose."
"...Dare. Why not that?"
There was a pause in which Ren thought of what to order Yoh to do. "Hmm..."
Horohoro yawned at the speed that this was all going in. "Can't you hurry it a bit?"
"Shut up!" Ren snapped. "Things like this should take some time and consideration! You can't just go out and blurt out something like, 'serve tea to everyone in your underwear, Yoh!' You have to think this through!"
The Ainu frowned slightly at the Chinese boy's reply, and then grinned. "Actually," he laughed, "I think that someone serving another person in their underwear sounds like a pretty good idea to me!"
A fist met the Ainu's head. "That," Ren sighed, "Is what separates me from you, Horo. You're sick," he pointed to the Ainu. "And I'm not," he then pointed to himself. "You don't mind if I call you Horo, do you?" he added quickly.
Horohoro rubbed his head right where Ren had hit him quite hard with one eye shut from all the pain. "No, I don't, Ren," he said, frowning because of his still aching head. "But since you care so much about what I mind, let me tell you that I don't mind being called 'Horo' but I do mind the hitting." Okay, so it seemed like wishful thinking; it was still at least worth a try.
Ren started to laugh and Horohoro joined in although his sounded more nervous. "Good one, Horohoro," Ren said more seriously almost as if out of the blue. "If you feel pain or not doesn't matter to me."
Horohoro sighed, lauging although it was weak. "I knew it!" he cried, turning away from everyone.
"Hey, Ren, how about continuing this game instead?" Hao said in a bored manner as he propped an elbow on a table nearby. "Or better yet!" he now exclaimed excitedly, standing up. "How about playing Spin The Bottle, huh?"
"No," everyone in the room replied.
"Damn," he muttered and then sat down with a slight frown.
Ren asked Yoh the question that was asked some may times that day, it almost seemed to be a cliché at this point.
"Dare...I think," replied Yoh with a somewhat unsure expression on his face, as he seemed to be looking at the ceiling.
Ren thought, and thought, and thought but there wasn't a single idea hitting him just then. How embarrassing this whole thing looked, he was just sitting there without a single idea. I can't think of anything right now...Should I use the serve tea in your underwear idea? Ren though, and then shook his head. No, I just said I wouldn't use that one, what would I have left of my honor if I used that one after saying I wasn't going to? None, I wouldn't have any left. "Fine," Ren said coolly,"I've decided what I am going to dare you to do." To his annoyance, Ren noted that some sighed, 'Finally!' as if he took a long time or something...which he probably did, but wouldn't admit.
"Well?" Yoh said curiously to Ren with a smile. "What is it?" Ren whispered something inaudible. Yoh leaned closer to him with a grin. "What did you say?"
"Serve tea to everyone in a really tight and really short pair of shorts, Yoh..."
"I still can't hear you, Ren."
"GO OUT AND SERVE TEA TO EVERYONE IN A REALLY TIGHT AND REALLY SHORT PAIR OF SHORTS, DAMMIT!" Ren screamed like a mad man. "IT'S NOT WHAT HOROHORO THOUGHT WAS A GOOD IDEA, IT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT, SO THERE! DAMMIT!"
The smile that Yoh had on just a few seconds ago instantly vanished as what Ren said went through. Horohoro stared at the Chinese with a look of bewilderment just like everyone else did for about a good 5 minutes.
"He needs anger management," Anna commented cooly, grabbing her drink from the table.
Ren opened his mouth to argue with her but then thought better of it and just continued to sit down with a glare. "No I don't," he muttered slightly as he looked at the ceiling.
"But isn't what you want Yoh to do the same as what Horohoro thought was a good idea?" Hao asked with his hand on his chin. He paused and then a smirk formed on his face. "You want him to wear a thong, don't you?" he sniggered, pointing an accusing finger at Ren. A triumphant laugh filled the room, all from Hao. "In fact," he went on to Ren's horror, "You want everyone in this room to wear nothing but thongs! That and do a dance in them! Mwuhahahahahaha!"
From where he laid down, Lyserg sighed at all this as he dropped his head on a pillow. "...Hao's so sick."
W/C: I'll update when I feel like it I guess. If I don't update for a while… then Neopets has got me again. I should try to update on a regular basis though…
