Yesterday I was thinking about my stories, and I realised that I've only done 3, and they're all ring ones, and the next one is gonna be a ring one too…(for all you who are wondering yeah, it's the sequel to A New Life…I'm working on it right now in my secret laboratory…All will be revealed soon…mauahahahaha! So basically, I'm just saying to you all that after the New Life sequel, there'll be some LOTR spoofs…complimented by my very own friends lol and then there might be some…um…well I don't know yet but just so you all know, I don't just do the ring or just do spoofs…Stay tuned…(that was random…:S ) lol Enjoy ch 5!

Chapter 5: Photo day

Aidan sat on a step like a miserable hermit, watching other kids play in the water jets.

Rachel approaches Aidan.

"Honey?" She asked. "Didn't you hear me? I've been calling your name."

"Aha!" Aidan said. "See! Not very nice when someone calls your name and they ignore you…"

Rachel: Huh?

"Never mind." Aidan said, rolling his eyes. "And If I heard you I would have responded."

"Anyways, you ready to go, Pipsqueak?" Rachel asked, patting Aidan on the head.

"Yep." He replied shortly, leading the way to the car. Rachel secretly wished he'd get hit by an oncoming vehicle, but since they were only in a car park that wasn't going to happen…and the motorway thing she had tried hadn't worked either…

"Rachel?" Aidan asked.

"Okay, Small Fry, let's hit the road…"

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Rachel's car is the only one on the road, and they enter a part of road surrounded by thick forest, that's VERY dark.

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The car pulled off the road and into a little dirt car park.

"Well at least it's not a motorway…" Aidan said to himself.

"It's not?" Rachel asked in a disappointed tone. "Damn…"

A little sign said 'fair'

"We'll swing by and see what they've got anyways." She grumbled.

Aidan started talking.

"Can I buy…"?

"Yeah, whatever…looks at all this stuff!" Rachel yelled, running over to a stall. "Where's my purse?"

Aidan intervened.

"I'm not allowing you to buy…" He looked at what she was holding. "Hangman computer games…you'll get nightmares."

"That would make two of us then…" Rachel muttered.

"That's not your line." Aidan muttered through gritted teeth.

"Who do you think buys this crap?" Rachel asked.

Aidan smacked her arm.

"Rachel! That's not very nice, is it?"

"Sorry…Hey…You alright?" She asked.

"Ya." He said. "Just a lil bit cold…I'm gonna take a look around." He stated.

"Alright." Rachel shouted. "Stay close."

"Okay!" He shouted back to her. Under his breath he muttered. "Yeah I'll stay close all right…as close as a goose to a fox…muahahahaha…."

Rachel walked around, watching Aidan.

Aidan wandered off. For some weird reason, we get a close up of a woman having a moon painted on her face.

"Rachel's always wanted a gypo for her collection!" Aidan shouted. "She'll never believe I saw 2!"

He took a random photo of them with his posh lil photographer's camera.

He walks away.

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Rachel is at a shoe and hat stall.

She picked up a familiar pair of chewed green shoes…

Rachel then notices a disgusting pair of bright pink leopard print ones.

She looked at all the videos, and ran her hands along them all. Her hand stopped on a plain black one. The scary music escalates. For some reason Rachel looks confused.

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Aidan is wandering about when he strays away from the fair. He's seen a stag. It shoots him a look that just says 'back of mister or I'll shove that camera up your arse.' But obviously stags can't talk, so it looks at him with deepest loathing.

Aidan still moves towards it.

It keeps watching him and snorts. That's as far as it can get to talking. Aidan suddenly looks like he's gonna cry his eyes out any second now, and finally, he cleverly walks away.

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Rachel is walking about looking for Aidan.

"Aidan? Aidan!"

We hear screams and fairground noises but no Aidan.

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At the same time, Aidan goes into the little boys room.

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We see some amateur actors on a ride, and Rachel now looks frantic.

"Must…resist…ride…temptation…find Aidan!"

She spins around looking for him.

"Aidan!" She yelled. "Aidan! If you come out I'll be your best friend! I'll tell you a secret! Come on! I bought you a video!"

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In the bathroom, Aidan is walking around looking at the walls.

He turns on the tap of the sink and the pipe next to the sink shakes. The idiot dismisses it and goes to wash his hands, but no water comes out.

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We see another scene of Rachel running around pointlessly looking for Aidan, incase some audience members haven't grasped it yet.

Aidan tried the next sink for water. One drip came out.

"Oh, that's useful." Aidan said sarcastically.

Something in the tap moved. Aidan leant forward to see what it was, and a fly crawled out the tap.

"That is gross!" He shouted. "I'm getting the environmental health depo on this place!"

"Hey audience!" The fly cried, ignoring Aidan. "Remember me? I'm getting paid more this time coz they always want the same actor in the sequel…"

"Shut your hole and get on with your lines!" Aidan hissed.

"Oh gang up on me, why don't you? Just coz you might be a diva…"

Aidan rolled his eyes and prepared to speak again.

"And I'm the one with 10000000 mouths to feed…. All on 10 quid!" The fly cried.

Aidan yelled. "Shut up!"

"Can I at least do my dance routine?" Asked the fly, producing a tiny top hat and a cane.

"Okay." Said Aidan. "Only coz this bathroom's depressing."

The fly proceeded.

Aidan rubbed his hands on his trousers and walked over to face the mirror.

"Ah!" It shouted, and cracked. "I'm just kidding." It said, and re-formed.

Aidan looked into the mirror…and Samara was behind him.

His eyes boggle like there's something really wrong with him, but when he turns around there's no-one there…ooooooh!

Aidan raised his camera to the mirror and took photo after photo of himself. Every time he takes a photo and it flashes, we zoom in on the lense, and on the last photo we see Samara suddenly, looking oh-so-lovely.

The audience screeched. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Popcorn in other people's hair.

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Rachel now looks possessed looking for Aidan, when she spots the bathroom. After calling on him a few times, she goes in and sees him standing there, taking the photos. She goes up to him.

"Geeze!" She said to him. "Someone's having a vain day…photo's and a mirror? How long have you been standing there?"

She touched his arm.

"Jesus, you're freezing!" She said, turning him to face her. "I told you not to go swimming in the urinals…No wonder you're cold and smell bad…"

"What are you talking about?" Aidan asked. "You're in the little boys room!"

Rachel grabs his ears. "What's going on?" She demanded.

"I'm…cold." Aidan stated.

"Hey…" Rachel said, "I just felt like the smart one there for a second."

"Don't get used to it." Aidan muttered.

They both left the bathroom.

Heys! The next chappie continues on straight after this (in the car) but I cant be bothered writing it right now…so see ya'll l8r…I'm off to see who has left me reviews…