Hi! Sorry it's been ages since I could get on the computer I've had no free time! Anyways…my saw spoof is coming along nicely: P ill see ya'll later! Here's chappie 6 (Please note that I have changed my pen name to Saint-ess Jimmy :D)

Chapter 6: Eventful Drive Home

Rachel drove the car back down the dark forest road. She watched Aidan. He stared out the window. Rachel felt his head.

"When did this start?" She asked. "Was it last night?"

Aidan's face looks a weird colour but he doesn't reply for a while.

"I don't remember…" He said at last.

The audience and Rachel spoke. "That's fricken original."

"I know you don't like me prying, but this is important, ok?" Rachel said.

"How important?" asked Aidan.

"Coz I really need to find out if I'm finally smarter than you…" Rachel said.

There was a pause.

"Was it your nightmare?" Asked Rachel.

"This is a nightmare…" Aidan muttered under his breath.

"I don't really remember, Rachel." He said.

"oooooh, sassy." The audience said. "He means business now, Cedric."

"I need you to try." Rachel said.

"blondes…" Aidan said sarcastically. "I need doesn't get!" He said.

"Blondes have more fun!" Rachel yelled.

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!"

"A pizza hut, a pizza hut, Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut!"

Rachel panted. Aidan stared at her, frowning.

"Hey!" She said, "It's not easy to think of decent insults and drive at the same time!"

Aidan just stared at her.

"Um…" Rachel thought. "Yo Mama…"

"You call me thick!" Aidan said.

"The orange doesn't fall very far from the tree!" Rachel shouted.

"wow." The audience said. "She got it wrong and insulted herself…Guess you could call it 'killing two birds with one stone…' tee hee!"

"Anyway…" Rachel said. "On with my lines… You're sick alright and we need to know what started it…"

"Well like you said," Aidan pointed out. "The APPLE doesn't fall very far from the tree!"

"Aidan," Rachel said quietly, "Was she in your nightmare?" (dun dun dun)

cue scary music.

"Don't say 'I don't remember…'" The audience whispered.

Aidan turned to look out the window, away from Rachel.

Pause.

"RACHEL!" Aidan screamed.

The audience screamed and jumped.

Rachel looked out the window to see a chicken crossing the road.

"Watch it you stupid piece of poultry!" Rachel yelled. She kept driving.

"Hey…" Said Aidan. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"I don't know." Said Rachel.

"Way to change the subject…" Said the audience.

"RACHEL!" Yelled Aidan. Once again, Rachel braked and a deer walked across the road. Rachel skidded and swerved to avoid it. It's like the one Aidan saw at the fair. The deer is right at Aidan's passenger window.

The deer stared at Aidan, who looks petrified.

Rachel tried to continue driving, but the deer kept jumping about. Just as they start driving again, the deer starts walking again.

"Don't stop! Don't stop!" Aidan shouted.

Rachel looked at him. His face is all yellowy coloured like he's really ill.

"Go!" Aidan yelled. "DRIVE! DRIVE!"

"I always thought you were afraid of bunnies…not deer…" Rachel said. "Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeeeease?" Rachel pleaded.

"Don't stop the car!" Aidan yelled.

The deer looked in the windshield, now standing at the front of the car. It crossed the road. Rachel was in the middle of looking at Aidan, when suddenly the deer smashes through Rachel's window, missing her narrowly. Another comes from the woods and rams Aidan's window.

"Get DOWN!" Rachel yelled, pushing Aidan down. "That reminds me of a song…"

"NOW ISN'T THE BEST TIME RACHEL!" Aidan yelled.

The deer continued to ram the windows.

"If your getting down baby…I want it now baby…"

"Rachel!" Aidan yelled.

"Ok, Ok…" Rachel said. "Do a lil dance…make a lil love…get down tonight.."

Rachel reached the pedal and pressed as hard as she could. She sent the 2 deer flying.

They both turn to see a third deer charging towards the front of the car. Rachel screams, but doesn't stop. The deer flies into the air and bounces off the front window, rolls over the car, smashing the back window, and falls onto the road.

"Rachel!" Yelled Aidan. "That's an endangered species!"

"Oh yep, that's gonna hurt in the morning…" The deer said.

Rachel swung the car around and panted over dramatically…well…maybe not this time…She looked out the front windshield.

"Don't stop…" She whispered at Aidan.

"I'm not one to gloat." Said Aidan. "But I told you so…"

About 50 million deer appear from the woods and surround the car, making noises. One sticks its head through Aidan's window and looks into his eyes. Its face reflected in them, and it suddenly snorted and ran off.

"Don't stop…" Aidan whispered.

"Yeah yeah." Rachel said. "We heard you the first time."

"FLOOR IT!" Aidan yelled.

Rachel slowly drove away. The car was watched driving away by the 5 million deer

Audience and people who haven't seen the real ring 2: 'Like that would actually happen!'