Hulooo…im so bored out my noggin that im flickin my nail polish off bit by bit…so im surrounded by little black flakes and my fingers hurt…but im goin to see Harry potter tonight:D enjoy chappie 8…(very long chappie!)

Chapter 8: Summits up…

Max's car drove up his street and up his drive way. He carried Aidan in his arms up to the front door.

"I'm gonna bite you…" Aidan muttered.

Inside the house…

Max carried Aidan upstairs, Rachel following. It's still dark as the nitwits have, yet again, not turned on the lights.

"I'm really gonna bite you…" Aidan said

Max lay Aidan on a bed. Max has a surprisingly big house.

"I'll get summore blankets…" Max said.

He proceeds.

"Shouldn't he be in a hospital?" Max realised.

"Well he was, but he escaped." Rachel said.

"Huh?" Max asked.

"Maybe you should dye your hair to match your personality." Aidan said sarcastically.

"Bath?" Rachel asked.

"Oh I love this game!" Max yelled. "Um…Toilet!"

"Nooooo….The bath?" Rachel said.

"Oh yeah, I just started it…Go me!" He said.

Max leaves to tend to the bath.

Rachel frantically stroked Aidan's head.

"I'm gonna go home and get some other things." Rachel said. "Like your camera…some cookies…"

"Okay dokey." Aidan said.

"Then we'll leave here and never come back, okay?"

"Max's house or where we live in general?" Aidan asked.

"I don't like multiple answer choices! They give me headaches!" Rachel said. "But wait…To leave the area we need to leave Max's house…That answer your question? God I'm smart…"

"Good." Aidan said. "I don't like Max and his house smells of pee."

Inda bathroom…

Max ran his fingers under the water.

"Is it warned up?" Rachel asked.

"Hot enough to boil a jack rabbit from his burrow, ya'll!" Max shouted.

Everyone on planet earth: Huh!

"That outta cure his hyposermisia…Get in Aidan!"

"No…" Aidan said.

"Why?" Asked Rachel

"I…erm…No!"

Rachel left him to get into the bath and walked towards the doorway with Max.

"I need to go home and pick up some things…medicine…stuff…" Rachel said.

"Afedrine?" Max asked.

"Erm…"

"Fendermine?"

"Um…"

"Caffiene?"

"Er…"

"Cannabis?"

"That might be it…You think you could…" Rachel said

"Watch Aidan? Of course!" cheesy grin

"I was gonna say make the bath slightly colder, but okay! Just…not when he's nakey coz that's just creepy…"

"Okay!" Max said.

They both turn around, and Aidan is still not in the bath. Rachel goes up to him.

"Come on…Go ahead and get in…"

"I…um…" petrified silence

"I always thought you were afraid of bunnies, deer and the dark…Not water…"

Rachel took Aidan's blanket off to reveal his poor wee skeletal torso. She tries to forcibly put him in the bath.

"I don't wanna Rachel!" He yelled.

He finally goes in and sits down, but is gripping the edge of the bath so tightly his knuckles go white. He looks around really nervously as Rachel swishes the water around him.

"Just relax…" Rachel said.

But Aidan looks constipated.

She gives Aidan a look and walks away.

Aidan nervously watches the water, and it gets louder, until it sounds like fricken waterfall. We zoom down the stream of tap water, which turns into the well…

Rachel at the house…

Rachel pulls up outside in Max's car and gets out. When in Aidan's room, she looks at the tree burned into the walls.

She starts grabbing loads of Aidans stuff. She finds Aidan's camera and looks at the screen. Rachel turns the camera on and sees the photo of the gypos at the fair.

"Uh!" She yelled "He saw real gypos?"

(next picture)

(a scary carny dude)

(the next one is Aidan in the bathroom)

"Yooooou're sooooo vain…"

(next pic)

The next one is the same, but there's a fuzzy Samara in the background. Cue scary music.

The next one is the same again, only she's closer and clearer. In the next pic, Samara is right behind Aidan, half blended with him.

Rachel closed her eyes and sighed.

"He didn't tell me they were going back out!" She said

Max's house…

Max comes up the stairs. He walks past a mirror, and stops to look in it at the dashing man in front of him.

"Oh snap!" He shouted. "Hey sexy…" (Cheesy grin to himself)

Max continued walking, and went into his room. He comes out ten minutes later with the phone. He talks about Aidan and Rachel to the person. (The gossip bitch!)

"Yeah…It's the son…K for Kellar. Yeah. Just wanna check if he has mental history."

In the background the door of the bathroom slams shut. Max turns around.

"Fred?" Max said to the phone. "Fred yeah I'm gonna have to call you back…no its not that…yeah…no some little demonic child has locked himself in my bathroom…. happen to you and the missus? Bummer…Bye!"

Max walks over and chaps on the door.

"Everything okay in there?" He asked.

There is no answer, so Max knocks again.

"Aidan can you…uh…damn what's that thing again…oh yeh…um…open the door!"

There is still no answer.

"Oh nooooooo!" The audience said, fearing for little Aidan's welfare…

"No fear audience, Max is here!" He yelled, posing like superman. (no, that doesn't mean he had the underwear on top of his jeans) "Aidan! Can you hear me!"

Water starts running out from under the door. Max notices.

"OH NOOOOOOOO!" The audience once again screamed.

0000

Rachel pulled up outside Max's house, and ran up to the front door, arms full of junk.

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Max banged on the bathroom door.

"Aidan!" He shouted. "Unlock the door! Open the door right now!"

"I want doesn't get!" Aidan shouted.

Rachel came to the top of the stairs and saw Max, and all the water spewing out from under the door.

"I…" Max stuttered when he saw her. "It was open a second ago!"

"If my kid drowns then I'm sorry but I'll have to un-fancy you…"

"You fancy me?" Max asked.

"Oh greeeeeaaaaat…" Aidan's voiceover said. "Two blonde-in-the-brains…yep…I'm dead."

"Oh my god, Aidan!" Rachel yelled, looking around the ceiling. "Why are you a voice over…are you dead!"

There's no reply.

"I'll go get something to break the door with…break my antique 16th century pine door with…" Max grumbled.

"Oh good!" Rachel said. "It'll break easy being that old!" She banged harder on the door.

"You totally missed the point…" The audience thought.

Max runs off, with a low mutter of 'I'll give you some alone time with your already dead son…'

"Aidan!" Rachel shouted. "Tell me why you were a VO this instant or I'll…kill you!"

"I paid the director extra so you could hear me better!" Aidan's VO said.

"Oh. Ok." Rachel said. "NOW OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"

Rachel bends down to look through the keyhole, but water shoots out and hits her in the eye. More streams out and more spews from under the door. It starts to spill from the top of the door too.

Rachel used her body at this point to push against the door.

"Oops…This jacket isn't water proof…" Rachel said. She continued to shove against the door.

"I tell you Aidan if my jacket and Max's brains (eh hem…) are wasted on you and your dead already, Iris from the office can take you…you'll be her son! Coz I don't need social services again!"

"Iris!" Aidan's VO yelled. "The crazy one with the pishy house and millions of cats who writes her editorials on the best meat to put in chicken pie? AAAAAHHHH!"

The door swung open and Rachel stared in shock. All the water from the bath and streaming taps is flooding up to the ceiling, and staying up there. It's about two metres thick.

"Oh. My. God." Rachel said in shock. "Neat party trick! Are you available for me and Max's future wedding!"

She runs up to Aidan, and chooses the perfect time to have a blonde mo, slipping on the wet floor and cracking her head.

"Hey! I thought all the water was on the ceiling!"

Aidan is crouched in the bath with Samara's arms grasping his shoulders.

"You're too young to be doing that!" Rachel yelled, shaking him. "Aidan! Look at me!"

Aidan's eyes shoot open. They're Samara's eyes.

Audience and Rachel: "Holy SHIT!"

Rachel lets go of him and his eyes turn back to normal – or what Aidan's eyes are usually like – we all know that's not normal.

Rachel grabbed Aidan and stared at him for ages. Suddenly all the water from the ceiling falls down and Rachel is swept to the floor. She gets up totally drenched and spluttering. She pulls herself up to the bath. Looking in, she reaches in and pulls out…Samara!

"Mommy!" Samara yelled in her raspy voice.

Rachel looks shocked and pushes Samara back under water.

Max comes racing up the stairs and into the room.

"If she weren't hot I'd make her pay for all the mess she's made…" He said.

"It took him a while to fetch something to break the door with…About ten minutes? Mebbe he got lost…" The audience said.

"Well!" said Max "I was going to wreck my extremely expensive beech door, which is worth more than Aidan, so I wasn't going to use something expensive to break it with! I mean first there was the silver candlestick…"

"A minute ago the door was oak…" The audience said.

"Same to you dudes!" Max yelled. "Oh wait…She's drowning a little girl!"

Max runs into the bathroom to save the little girl Rachel is drowning, but sees it's actually Aidan! Shock horror!

"Oh…it's just Aidan…That's okay then…the world has one too many psychos…"

"MAX!" the audience yelled.

"Oh…um….what I meant was….Never fear when Max is here!" He shouted, doing the slightly disturbing superman thing again. "Rachel no!" He yelled, running over to her.

"Rachel NO!" The audience yelled.

"Oh!" She shouted, finally noticing. She pulled Aidan out of the water.

Cough…choke…splutter…gasp… Said Aidan.

She pulled Aidan into a hug.

"Eh…Happy birthday!" She said, confused.

Max looks disgusted at the hug or the fact that she tried to drown her child.

Rachel starts smothering Aidan (surprisingly not in the attempted murder type way) and stroking the sides of his face with her hands.

Aidan is still spluttering for dear life.

"It wasn't him! It wasn't him!" Rachel shouted. "I…was just trying to help…"

"She couldn't have picked a worse time to say that…" The audience whispered.

She pulled Aidan out of the bath and wrapped him up.

"Why are you doing this to me!" Aidan asked frantically.

"I'm here now, baby!" Rachel said.

"OH JOY!" Aidan yelled. "Why is she doing this to me!" He asked loudly, turning to Max coz Rachel doesn't give him an answer.

"It's okay Aidan…we'll get you to hospital." Max said.

"NO! They can't do anything!" Rachel screamed.

"You said you needed my help," Max said. "So I'm getting him to a hospital Rachel."

Max led Aidan out.

"Great." Rachel said. "We're fighting before we even go out…about a kid…which we don't even have yet…Wait…He's my kid!"

Sorry but I warned you it was a long chappie! Hope I'll be able to update quicker next chappie )