40 Ways to Piss Off Naraku
1.
Cut off his hair.
2. Dye his hair hot pink.
3. Break Kanna's
mirror and blame it on Kohaku.
4. When he gets pissed off just
smile sweetly.
5. Sing loudly and obnoxiously.
6. When he meets
up with Sesshomaru yell, "Stop looking at Sesshomaru that way,
pervert!" when they're talking.
7. Join up with
Inuyasha.
8. Say, "My, you're a very pretty lady."
9.
Tell him repeatedly that Inuyasha's way stronger and that he'll never
be able to beat him
10. Go streaking through his castle, screaming
at the top of your lungs
11. When he's confronting Inuyasha yell,
"What he's trying to say, Inuyasha, is that he loves you!"
12.
Stare at him when he's not looking.
13. When he's sleeping put
bows and such in his hair.
14. Ask him why the hell can't he beat
Inuyasha.
15. Draw on his monkey suit.
16. Dress up in his
monkey suit and run around his castle in it.
17. Write I LUV
INUYASHA on his monkey suit.
18. When he's in his monkey suit,
give him some bananas.
19. Make monkey noises when he has his back
turned and when he looks at you point at Kagura/Kanna.
20. Stare
at him for a few seconds before saying in a questioning tone, "Maybe
he's born with it or..." and then yell "MAYBE ITS
MAYBALLINE!"
21. Play music loudly all night.
22. Scream
the 'bananas' part from Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl"
when you see him in his monkey suit.
23. Sing songs about
friendship, other happy things, or the Barney theme song.
24. When
he's mad say, "Sounds like someone could use a hug!" and
hug him.
25. When he messes up in battle laugh at him.
26. Ask
him for hair-care tips.
27. When he starts talking about his evil
plans boo and hiss.
28. Ask "why?" all the time.
29.
If he's mean to you hit him and yell, "No banana for you, Mister
Monkey!"
30. Poke him repeatedly.
31. Tell him the bad guy
always loses.
32. Yell, "I am Simba, you are Rafiki!"
33.
When he's talking out loud to himself yell "MUMBLER!"
34.
Play the "I Spy" game and no matter what he guesses, say
"no".
35. Tell him that you got rid of all those nasty
hornets flying around his castle.
36. When he's just sitting,
doing nothing, stare intently at him and when he looks at you scream,
"Stop staring at me!"
37. Tell Inuyasha all his weak
points.
38. When Inuyasha (or anyone) comes to fight Naraku, come
out with a sign that says "Save the monkeys" and march in
front of Naraku like you're at a protest.
39. When Naraku starts
talking about all his problems, say in a serious tone, "Now tell
me about your childhood..."
40. Give him dresses/skirts on
his birthday and say, "It's a shame that such a pretty girl like
yourself is always in men's clothing."
