Disclaimers: FFVII and DNAngel are legal properties to the owners and companies, so I'm filching off them.
Notes: This is based on the original FFVII characters, but the ideas the same. Done after the mention of letter-writing, the world plagued by monsters, and how dangerous it must have been for the postmen. And now it's Barret's turn.
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Gag Two: Letter from Barret
Dear (censored) Marlene,
Have you been a good girl at the (censored) bar? Tifa better be taking (censored) good care of you, otherwise she's going to have to deal with (censored) (censored) (censored) me. But I suppose that's not the point, because I know she's taking good (censored) care of you, so I shouldn't be worried. Anyway, what's there to say?
That new person Jessie recruited for the (censored) team is such a (censored) (censored) (censored)… I don't trust him. And now just because he used to be part of (censored) (censored) (censored) Shinra and SOLDIER either. But then again, that is bad as well.
We managed to destroy the (censored) reactor though and we all made it out safe. Although that new guy is really beginning to get on my (censored) nerves. Who does he think he is? Mr. Tough Guy… I'll show him one day…
Hopefully (censored) Tifa is reading this letter to you, because I'm being told by Biggs that I keep (censored) (censored) swearing. Of course, seeing as Jessie's writing this for me, I don't see the (censored) (censored) point in it all in the end. She just keeps (censored) (censored) blocking out all my (censored) (censored) words. I can't see the difference.
Either way, we've destroyed the (censored) reactor, the mercenary isn't the sort of guy I'll ever (censored) trust with my life, and I think (censored) Shinra will be after us again soon. If they ever work out who it is with their (censored) (censored) small minds.
Nothing much has happened, and the (censored) (censored) train was on time, but the (censored) (censored) (censored) mercenary wasn't. Apparently he was in a bit of trouble with the (censored) messed up law. I can't believe the rest of the team were worried at all.
(Censored) (censored) (censored) Swinging (censored).
Well, we're making our way back to the bar anyway. See you soon and be a good girl, Marlene.
Your (censored) (censored) (censored) father,
Barret.
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As you can see, I didn't try very hard. Oh well… maybe it'll be better next time… maybe…