I wrote this durring vacation last summer.
Disclamer: I don't own DragonBall Z of the song the twealve days of Christmas, but I think that I do own this story idea.
Our Story begins in HFIL. All of the major DBZ villains are gathered together, and begin to sing:
The Villain's Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas the Z Warriors gave to me
A note saying you will die!
On the second day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Two fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the third day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the fourth day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the fifth day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Five Super Saiyans
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the sixth day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Six Big Bang Attacks
Five Super Saiyans
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the seventh day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Seven fake Dragon balls
Six Big Bang Attacks
Five Super Saiyans
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the eighth day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Eight angry ChiChis
Seven fake Dragon balls
Six Big Bang Attacks
Five Super Saiyans
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the ninth day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Nine Kamea Waves
Eight angry ChiChis
Seven fake Dragon balls
Six Big Bang Attacks
Five Super Saiyans
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the tenth day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Ten Super Ghosts
Nine Kamea Waves
Eight angry ChiChis
Seven fake Dragon balls
Six Big Bang Attacks
Five Super Saiyans
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Eleven fighting candies
Ten Super Ghosts
Nine Kamea Waves
Eight angry ChiChis
Seven fake Dragon balls
Six Big Bang Attacks
Five Super Saiyans
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Z warriors gave to me
Twelve mad Namekians
Eleven fighting candies
Ten Super Ghosts
Nine Kamea Waves
Eight angry ChiChis
Seven fake Dragon balls
Six Big Bang Attacks
Five Super Saiyans
Four Distrocto Disks
Three Spirit Bombs
Two Fused Saiyans
And a note saying you will die!
I hope you liked it!