A/N:Sorry It took so long to update I was on Vacation then Compie went KABOOM!TT

Disclaimer:If I owned FMA I would not be sitting here typing this.

Riza

Ed looked as if he'd been struck by lightning as he stared at Al..."Brother?" "Al I..."

Ed had no clue what to say at a time like this.Alphonse looked at him and turned starting to run out of the house like he had seen a ghost.(I would do the same thing if I saw Ed and Roy in bed together o0.)

"AL WAIT!" Ed said jumping up to chase after his younger brother.

"Ed don't worry about him right now tonight's our night don't let him ruin it for us."

"Roy said grabbing a hold of Ed's arm."

"You mean just let him go after he saw that?That does'nt seem like a very nice thing to do to him I have to talk to him."

Ed turned around to face Roy Maybe we should continue this next Friday he said looking down."Oh and I suppose your gonna go running after him with nothing but your boxers on?"Roy said with a smug look on his face...

"What do you...ALRIGHT WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?"

Roy looked at him innocently "Where'd you put them?" "RIGHT HERE!"

"Ed if you put them right there they would be there."Roy smirked. "You really want to do it that bad huh?"Ed said looking at him questioningly."Yes I do Edward and you do to your just worried about what Al's gonna say." Ed sighed "I guess your right." "You know I'm right." "OK."Ed crawled back into bed with Roy...

At Riza Hawkeyes House:Riza heard frantic knocking at her door she set the book she was reading down and walked down stairs to open it.Al pratically jumped in

"Alphonse what's wrong you look like you've seen a ghost."

Al let French Fry go and French Fry ran right up to Black Hayate and started playing with him.

"I've seen worse than a ghost Miss Hawkeye."

"Worse than a ghost? What would that be Alphonse?" Al walked up to her and whispered something in her hear "THAT IS NASTY!"She yelled when he was done whispering "ALPHONSE IF THIS IS A JOKE I'M GONNA HURT YOU!"

"IT'S NOT A JOKE MISS HAWKEYE I CAN PROVE IT!"

"Fine I want you to prove it cause I can't believe your brother and the Colonel would do such a thing."Al grabbed French Fry and walked out the door.

Riza walked quietly up the stairs and stopped at Roy's door she listened and heard weird noises coming from Ed and shivered she took out her pistols and shot both them into the room and twitched when she heard Roy and Ed stop and yell What the hell at the same time.Roy and Ed put their clothes back on cause Roy handed Ed's his and they stepped out the door.When they saw who it was they ran back in and locked the door.

"Damn what do we do now she might report us the the Furher..."Ed said impatiently "I'm not getting fired damnitt I say we go out there and attack bound and gag her throw in a bowling bag and dump her in the lake."Roy pulled a rope out of his dresser excitedly.

"No we can't do that we might get caught by the police."

"Awww come on I wanna bound and gag her"Roy said poutingly.

"Fine we'll do it but make sure there is no one around that'll see us.

"Yay!"They unlocked the door and pounced on Riza Ed held her hands down while Roy did the gagging and bounding.

"WHAT THE H-mmph!" "OK Ed you stuff her in the bag then we can go throw in the lake."

"OK"Ed took out the bowling bag and started stuffing Riza in it.They both ran outside carrying the bag and they went to the lake."1 2 3 THROW!"They swung back the bag and let it fly as it landed in the lake."Takes care of that problem."Roy said brushing off his hands."

"Hey that was actually quite fun."Ed smiled as they started walking back up to the house."Yep that it was."

Alphonse stared at the lake and looked back at Ed and Roy "Nii-san how could you?"He whispered to himself as he ran to where Riza had been thrown bent over and grabbed the bag out of the water and sat in on the ground.He untied it and took the rope and gag off of Riza "Miss Hawkeye are you OK?"

"Yes Alphonse you got me out just in time."Riza said twisting the water out of her hair and clothes.She stood up. "Wadda say we get them back though?"She said winking at him.

A/N:o.o Roy and Ed dumped Riza in the river XD the joy now then who should I root for Ed and Roy or Riza and Al...ED AND ROY!wait...AL AND RIZA!I just don't know anymore -shakes head-.