A/N:Riza and Alphonse are gonna get some revenge 3 this could get interesting.

Disclaimer:I do not own FMA if I did it might be a little crazy because of all the sugar I eat so it's a good thing I don't own it.

Revenge

Al looked at Riza "How are we gonna get them back Miss.Hawkeye?"

"Like this." She looked around quickly then took him to her house where they hid in the closet and locked the door then she started telling him "The plan."

"Ohhh that's a good plan Miss.Hawkeye." Al said when she had finished telling him.

"Exactly so whadda say we put it into action starting now?"

"OK!" Al jumped up and unlocked the door and ran out followed by Riza.He grabbed a whole bunch of different items and drew a transmutation circle on the ground."Ok Miss.Hawkeye get in the circle." He said when he had finished drawing the circle.Riza got into the circle and sat on the stuff.Al did alchemy and pretty soon she looked like Maes Hughes.

"Wow this looks pretty good."She said looking at herself in the mirror."Now all I need is a camera and some pictures of Elysia."

"Ok my turn!"Al ran around getting some more items then got into his own transmutation circle.Soon he looked like Winry."I need a giant wrench now."

"Yeah now all we have to do is disguise our voices."

"Ok." They practiced their voices and soon had them the best they could to sound like who they were trying to be.Then they went over to Hughes house and told him everything including the plan.He nodded to himself and looked disgusted at what they told him.

"Here let me get my extra camera and here are some pictures of Elysia." He handed the camera to Riza then started yapping on about each picture."Major I KNOW ABOUT THEM ALREADY CAN WE GET ON WITH IT?"

"Sorry I just thought you odd to know about them."He said smiling he handed the pictures to her then got his own camera."Ok we can go now."

"Ok I just need to buy a big wrench really fast." Al looked at Hughes.

"Where are you gonna buy one?" "At an automail tools store of course." "Oh I gotcha."

"There's one be right back." A few minutes later Al walked out holding a humongous wrench."There we go."He said holding it like Winry would.

"Ok let's get to Roy's house and set up the traps." About 20 minutes later they arrived at Roy's and set up a trap at the front door.

"There we go this odda hold them both."

"Good." "Can we go now I think French Fry might be getting hungry back at the house."

"Would you stop with the cat already?" They were all whispering to eachother as they crept inside."No I won't stop with the cat now."

"Stop talking about the stupid cat you two."Riza muttered."If you don't I'm gonna turn around there and wack you one with the back of my guns."

"Yes Miss.Hawkeye."

"Yes Lt."

"Alright Major you stand out here so you can flash pictures of them trapped.

"Ok." Riza and Al snuck up the stairs and to Roy's room."One...Two...Three RUN!" They ran in and a lot of glass crashed to the ground and yelling.

"EDWARD YOU IDIOT!"Al said in his best Winry voice hitting Ed hard on the head with the wrench.

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?"

"WHERE DO YOU THINK?I CAME FROM RISEMBOOL!"

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"Ed said jumping up.Riza started flashing pictures as soon as they had hit the room."MAES KNOCK IT OFF OR I'M GONNA DESTROY THAT CAMERA!WAIT I WILL DESTROY RIGHT NOW!"

Riza ran down the stairs followed by Roy Roy was followed by Ed who had a large lump on his head and was being chased by Al.Al and Riza stopped when they got by the couch as Ed and Roy toppled into the trap.The real Hughes starting flashing pictures as Al scooped up the trap and ran outside followed by Riza.They all ran towards the river and threw Ed in but Roy had escaped somehow and was now behind Riza,Al,and Maes.He slipped on his gloves queitly.

"Glad that's over now I can get home to French Fry."

"Hey now I don't have to deal with the Colonel not doing paperwork." "I have some good pictures."

"I'm just glad I'm not the one whose wet."

"Yeah we're happy for ya Roy.''

"Wait a min-ROY!HOW THE- HOLY SHIT MY ASS IS ON FIRE!" Riza ran into the lake followed by Hughes.

"That was nice now then how do I get rid of a big trash can?"

"Uhh you let me run away."

"Oh yeah sure run away."

"YAY!" Al started running but was tripped and fell into a trash can then Roy set it on fire.Al ran into the lake since the trash was burning inside his armor he accidently landed on Hughes and Riza and trapped then underneath as they reached the bottom of the lake.

"One last thing."Roy walked over to the edge of the lake and fished Ed out.Then helped Riza,Maes,and Al out.

"That was a good joke was'nt it Edward?"He said as they both started laughing.

"WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE THE WHOLE THING?" "Well pretty much but we are'nt gonna tell you which part was'nt a joke."Ed smiled and looked at Roy lovingly.

"Yeah we think it's best if you don't know which part was'nt a joke." Everyone gawked at Roy and Ed.

"A joke that was all a joke that was your plan you figured we would do that so you set the whole thing up."Riza looked at them shocked.

"Yep." "Yet you don't do your paperwork."

"Yep." Riza shook her head.

"Paperwork is boring that's why I don't do it but this is something fun so I do it paperwork is something you just waste your brain on."

"Oh and jokes are'nt?" "Well they are but they are funner to waste your brain on I would rather waste it on something fun than something not fun."

"WHY ARE WE ON THIS SUBJECT I HAVE A CAT TO TEND TO!"

"STOP WITH THE DAMN CAT ALREADY!"

"NEVER!"Riza chased after Al as Hughes walked away towards his house.

"That was a good joke Roy but I'll get you back."He shouted over his shoulder.Riza chased Al all the way to his house and Roy and Ed walked in and turned on a movie and ate popcorn.

A/N:Well seems everything's back to normal except Roy and Ed are a couple and sorta tried having a kid even though they can't cause they are guys -shrugs- I had so much fun writing this 3.