This chapter isinspired byone of the chapters in Baby Kakashi. Enjoy! By the way, has tea ever tasted like bubble gum to any of you, or is it just me?
Everyone immidietly ran into the super market and followed Hinata who kept running around various corners and seemed very dedicated to finding them.
Suddely Hinata stopped dead infront of the five sound ninjas. "What do you want?" the woman asked, and then Kakashi, Sakura,Ino, and TenTen skidded to a stop behind Hinata.
She looked at Sakura for a moment and then it dawned on her. "Awww did pinky come back to kill?" the girl asked in a baby-ish tone. Sakura nodded quickly and then proceeded to drop-kick the woman.
"Holy Crap! How dare you?" one of the guys asked pulling a shuriken from his pouch. Sakura looked back at her comrads and nodded twice sending them scattering through the market, and leaving every thing one on one.(And Finally I Shall Name Them!)
Sakura ran into the meat section and picked up a link of sausage (Cheesy noom-chuck cliche I know but whatever.)and waved them in the womans face (Ichi) like, well noom-chucks.Ichi found a frozen steak and continually hit Sakura in the head with it while she lay under her slapping her back with the sausage.
Meanwhile withIno and Ni
Ino had run into the pet section where she decided to use dog dishes for weapons.
"Die, filthy mongrul, die!" she yelled throwing the dog dishes like frizbees hitting him perfectly everytime in the following patteren.
"Head,20 points! Chest 10 points! Crotch 50 Points!" she yelled hittingNi over and over until he grabbed a squeaky ball and threw it into her mouth,causing her to pause for a moment, allowing him to grab more balls and continue to throw them at her.
"Aggh!Aggh! Dog food!" she yelled as she was pelted by balls and she ripped open a bag of dog food and ran down to the bird section.
TenTen and San
TenTen had made her way to the childrens toys.
With San hot on her tail she hopped into a pink barbie car and quickly started the engine and drove off as San hopped into a black jeep not to far behind TenTen.
"Gong yi tem pai!" TenTen yelled as they both stopped at an ironicly place start banner.(Sorry... I just needed a way to get them to race.Kinda)
At that they revved their engines and drove off into the store weaving racks and small children,almost, poor Timmy :(
Hinata and Chi
Hinata had ran into the clothing section where she felt she had an advantage.(I'm begining to feel like it's Wal-Mart.)
This is where they persisted to a game of hide-and-seek. When Hinata saw him coming she would run through the clothing racks and grab random clothing, eventually taking them off the hanger and throwing them on the ground, then climbing a shelve rack and throwing them hitting him in numerous places, the head, eyes, and you know where.
She ran to the edge on the little girls' section and saw a blurr of pink and black go by and then rendering whom it was. 'I didn't know barbie cars could go that fast.' she thought and then from her blind spot she was strangled by a training bra.
Kakashi and Go
Kakashi had fled to the (suprise suprise) book section no throwing every book that didn't have anything to do with IchaIcha or other hentia material.
"Mobey Dick! Maniac Magee! Surviving the Applewhites!The Davinchi Code! Come Come- oh wait." he said throwing every book but the last which was shoved into his pocket.
"Go barbie car go!" TenTen yelled as she whizzed past Kakashi soon followed by San who was slowly catching up.
"Okay..." Kakashi and Go both said at the same time. A moment passed as they where over come by shock,but Kakashi didn't notice that while he was staring there was a slight clicking noise.
Suddenly a 'ding' and the Go squealed like a ten year old girl to Justin Tmberlake."Hot coffee!" he screamed picking up a cup and splashing it onto Kakashis face.
"It burns!It burns!"Kakashi yelled knocking over a book shelf. Every one behind them was unharmed though, almost, poor Timmy's mom.
Sakura and Ichi
"It's melting!" Ichi yelled as she stopped hitting Sakura over the head with a soggy steak and then grabbed a near-by package of coconut snowballs.
She ripped the package open and began to smack her in the face with them and then grabbed another package and did the same over and over again, while Sakura got tired of hitting her with sausage and ran to the can pyramid.
She picked up a can of cream of onion and threw them breaking every can on the ground and on Ichi's head. Everyone made it out alive, almost, poor Stuart Little's parents.
Ino and Ni
Ino ripped open a bag of bird seed and then used the white thing that birds chew on as a substitute shuriken.Then as Ni got close enough she threw the bird seed into his face and took off for cats.
"Hmmmm, what would Tinky like?" a man next to Ino asked himself looking over the cat toys.
"Tinky? You deserve to die!" Ino yelled and stabbed the man in the back, instantly peircing his heart with a bird chewy.Poor Timmy's dad.
Ino picked up some toy mice and did her mind transfer thing into one of the mice. And some how when you control one, you control them all. Ino began to scurry as did all the mice and every other pet toy.
"Oh...my...ahhhh!" Ni screamed as he was ingulfed by a ton of animal toys.(Don't tell me how illogical that was just enjoy it!)
TenTen and San
"I win the war of race but who will win at this?" TenTen proclaimed as the camera circled around them as they held two $20.00 lightsabers and had the sound turned all the way up.
Chilrden from all over thesuper market had come to see the 'In Store Circus' according to their parents who had no idea of the real situation.
TenTen began to scream and run as did San. 'crish,zwooooooo,crish,crish,zwooooo,zwoeeeep...'
"Aww crap, mines dead!" San exclaimed after the short battle was over because right when it died TenTen stabbed him causing her saber to detract.
"I win! Let's go find the hunting section! Race ya!" She yelled jumping into her pink car and driving off leaving the children to run after her.
Hinata and Chi
"Akkgaahhak!" Hinata gagged as she tried to free herself from the training bra.Then after tired of trying she grabbed her own training bra and began to strangle him.
"That's it you're ruining Mal-Wart merchandise,you must cease strangalling each other and leave, and gather all your friends too. I must save the rest of the store from the freaks in the hunting department." a man in a red Mal-Wart smock said walking up to them and then running off to the hunting department.
"Fine! Inchi,Ni, San, Go! We've got to go!" Chi bellowed through the store. Suddely four figures covered in coffee,cream of mushroom and sausage grease,fishing line and bullet holes,and animal toys appeared.
"They're much tougher than they look." Ni said looking around at everyone and Chi covered in hangers and training bras.
"Much tougher..." Ichi trailed off looking back at the trail of soup she made.
Then like lightning they dissappeared quick as a wink.
"Weird." Hinata whispered to herself staring at the people staring at her.
A/N That was weird with the sausage beating and coffee burning, although I had to take a break for awhile due to my phobia of balloons, my brothers best friend tormented me with one for an hour, I wouldn't come inside until they popped it, and it was dark and scary and...kidnappers!Oh and let me know if you found out the patteren of the names, belive me it's easy...