Cute little 6 years old Shessomaru walks onto the Globe Theater stage clutching a blanket with star and moons on it. Little Shessomaru: (taking deep breath) inuyoukailady does not own Inuyasha, the Globe Theater or Friendfriend. Little Shessomaru tries to walk off stage in a dignified manner but ends up tripping over his "blanky".
What If?
It all starts with our favorite stoical demon lord skipping. Yes, skipping thru the woods just outside the Western Palace. To say he was drunk would not just be an understatement, it would be the understatement of the millennium. He was delusional and oblivious to the world around him. In his mind, he was going after his brother for the Tetsusaiga. However, Inuyasha did not look like his usually hanyou self he looked like a human with pale pink hair and was very tan. Like I said beyond drunk. In his minds eye he could see his brother's wench. Instead of see Kagome as a human girl in inappropriate clothing, he saw her as a hanyou with green hair and fur. Of course, Inuyasha and Kagome were nowhere near him, the things he had mistaken for them were a cherry tree and a willow tree by a moonlit pond. Sesshoumaru teeter a little when he approached the two trees. The deformed images of Inuyasha and Kagome swirled dizzily in and out of sight. Sesshoumaru began to shout a challenge to what he thought was Inuyasha when he heard bone chilling laughter coming from the direction of the forest. Naraku, Sesshoumaru thought blurrily. He was being to develop a splitting headache, but he could not allow that to stop him!
He dashed to into the forest determine to find and gut Naraku but when he found him, he was eating tuna with that perverted monk. The monk was feeling up that bastard Naraku, who did not seem to mind. (That's so… disturbing) He, Sesshoumaru stood dazed watching the bastard return the "favor".
Sesshoumaru's POV
What the bloody hell are they doing? Is that monk … groping Naraku? . I wonder what Jaken looks like in a dress. WOW, that thought was both disgusting and random.
End of Sesshoumaru's POV
That bitch, the wind witch. He could hear her laughing and asking in a bubbly tone if she "might I please have another spot of tea?" "What the bloody hell?" he thought as he stumbled deeper into the woods. He arrives at a clearing in the forest. There was a big table in the middle shaped like a moose. Then, oh yes, then he saw her that Kaggy person with the feathers and those evil fans. Sitting across form the Kaggy person a blue fur fox demon child. (Say that ten times fast) the Kaggy person's kimono was blue silk on top and pink denim on the bottom with a yellow stripe down the front. Then in walked that demon exterminator but with the absence of that giant boomerang thing she strapped to her back she had a white fluffy rabbit tied up and gagged under her arm. Then out of nowhere a rhino and a hippo and started doing ballet. (No idea where they came from but I am the all mighty authoress so there!) The wind witch cheerfully greeted the exterminator and offer her "a warm cup o' tea". Which the exterminator gladly accepted, downed and asked for another.
Sesshoumaru's POV
What the hell is going on around here? This Sesshoumaru distinctly remember them cursing at the other just hours ago from different sides of the battlefield. Hm, that tea looks good and it did not kill the exterminator. Maybe I should see if they'd let me join them? I really should be getting back to the palace …
End of Sesshoumaru's POV
Sesshoumaru was found by the day shift of the western lands border patrol the next morning. He was fast asleep a little over a mile away from Inuyasha's Forest. In reference of how far he traveled the Western Palace was 250 miles west of where he was found.
Authoress Notes: This is my first Fan Fiction so do not flame too much. My muse, Friendfriend, was bored so she started doing impressions of drunken people and that is where I got the idea for this Fan Fiction. So should Sesshoumaru get drunk again in the next chapter or should he go through the day with massive hangover? Message me which one you want me to write.
Friendfriend: I like the word bazooka!
Inuyoukailady: Shut up Friendfriend and readers please review.
Friendfriend: Wait don't leave me! Oh, and review please!