Authoress Notes: Sesshoumaru is going to have a hangover because only one person voted and they wanted him to have a hangover, so there!
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What If?
Hangover
Sesshoumaru awoke and looked around blearily wondering where the heck he was. Then he realized he was in his study but the last thing he remember was … what the Hell! He couldn't remember anything after dinner.
Sesshoumaru's POV
Damn my head hurts. Where am I? Why am I in the study? Damn it! I must have overdone it again. Damn! Where was I? Why are my shoes and pants covered in mud? Ouch, what was that? Oh, kami I really did drink to much.
End of Sesshoumaru's POV
The floor around Sesshoumaru's desk had many empty liquor bottles lying on it, some over which were broken. Sesshoumaru had just stepped on several sharp shards of glass, one of which had gone through his shoe and cut his foot. Sesshoumaru pulled the piece of glass out of his shoe.The cut in his foot was done healing by the time he put it on the ground again. Sesshoumaru carefulully picked his way over the glass pieces and bottles on the floor toward the small bookcase to the left of the door. On the lowest shelf of this book case was a small hollow book in which Sesshoumaru hid a small bottle of aspirin. Sesshoumaru open the book and took out four and swallowed.
Sesshoumaru's POV
The hell with what the doctors say, I have a splitting headache so I'm taken' four. Damn I should probably put all these bottles in the trash. Why on earth did I go and have so many bottles? Kami, it looks like I drank half a winery.
End of Sesshoumaru's POV
There were bottles on the floor, his desk, book shelves, the mantle, in the fireplace, and a grand total of one bottle in the trash can. "Lovely, just bloodly lovely" said Sesshoumaru as he avoided stepping on broken bottles, and gathering some of the other to put in the trash. His study was is an abysmal state. There were chairs over turned,claw marks on the wall, dried blood on the front and right corner of his desk. Oh, and then there wasthe dozens of liquor bottles everywhere.
There was a sharp knock on the door followed by a high pitched and nervous voice. "Lord Sesshoumaru, are you in there? The Lord of the East is in the main hall. Sesshoumaru?"
He waited. Waited till he heard that little toad turn around and start walking away before... WHACKis it just me or does he time this stuff."Jakken in future address me properly at all times or face the consequences.", Sesshoumaru said in his usual monotone.
"Y-yes Lord Sesshoumaru. Forgive this humble servant my Lord...continues with pitifle groveling, and you've guessedit... we dont like Jaken, then again who does".
Sesshoumaru's POV
Well everything seems normal so no one attacked the palace while I was gone. Jakken is being his usual pathetic self so nothing could have gone to terribly wrong. Damn aspirin should have started working by now! Damn it all.
End of Sesshoumaru's POV
Sesshoumaru barely listened to anything the Lord of the East said. He felt tired, hungry and to top it all off the aspirin had stopped working about an hour ago! So in the words of many 21st century teenagers, LIFE SUCKS! The Lord of the East concluded his speech and the other lords and their advisors burst into applause. Sesshoumaru groaned inwardly at the niose that suddenly filled the grand room, but clapped lightly anyways. The Lord of theSouth stood up and began speaking.
Sesshoumaru's POV
I suppose I should listen to the Lord of the South speak because I'm up next. So, lets see hear all this big melodramatic production is over... who owns Inuyasha's Forest and exactly which domain it is in. Well, then the Lord of the South thinks he owns the forest because the fields on the outskirts of the forest our his. So my claim would be that the river that runs down the far side of the forest is mine, as well as the fact that before I was Lord of the West my father had owned that particular piece of land.
End of Sesshoumaru's POV
After the Lord of South had made an end of speaking to a polite applause, the Lord of the West stood to speak. Though his mind was blurry with his headache and there was a buzzing sound in his ears, none of the other lords would have guessed. His mask of indifference his calm, even tone of voice never falter throughout his entire timeat the podium in front of this small but important assembly. The debate portion of the meeting done with after Sesshoumaru had spoken left only the vote of the Lords of the North and his advisors to decide the issue.
The lands were declared to be the property of Sesshoumaru and everyone returned to their own homes to rest before turning to work in their own territory the next day.
Upon arriving home he had to get rid of Jaken tuck Rin in to bed, she inisted he do this and no one else. Then he went to his study took another aspirin... and began to drink a "small" bottle of wine while starting in on the paper work for internal security of the western lands.
Authoress Notes:
Friend-friend: Damn I type every now and again but my name is never in the authoressy thingy and further more...
Inuyokiolady:Oh shutup friend-friend oh and just too let you readers knowI would LIKE you to REVIEW! Any question? Great, moving on, so life sucks but that is not new. Even my Christmas Break sucked but no matter, after all I'm still sucking air.
Friend-friend: Happy Holidays miserable masses!
Inuyoukailady: Yay anyways have fun I'll try to write more stuff soon, no promises people.