Disclaimer: If I owned DBZ, Bulma would've married Goku.
AN: This is a crazy fic I thought of a long time ago, then got motivated to write, when talking some CRAZY stuff with Sparty...so it's a little strained at points..and...being a randomly loose fic, the rating is subject to change at a whim .( You may also note I didn't bother with Html format this chapter...either..)
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Change of Pace
Chapter 1: Switch
Chi-chi sighed, as her 'mate' snored loudly, splayed across his bed...they didn't sleep in the same bed anymore...she could hardly handle being in the same HOUSE! All his habits, that had seemed so cute...had worn to annoying, and even repulsive...she didn't even care that he was back from the dead any more...sometimes she wished he would go back...
Even his sweet innocence couldn't make up for his many faults...no...her mind had drifted towards anotherm radically different, Saiyan.
She shuddered at the thought, no matter how much she disliked Goku's little 'tendancies'...she...she COULDN'T!
A sneaky thought crept into her mind...or COULD she?...
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Bulma stifled a large yawn, as she picked up the phone...who was calling at 7:00am?!
" Who ever you are...you BETTER have a good reason for calling me at this ungodly hour!"
" Ah, Bulma, it's seven O'clock!" Chi-Chi's voice chirped.
" Exactly!"
" Are you up for coffee at Jennie's?"
" That desperate to get out?"
" Partially." Chi Chi replied sullenly.
" Okay, I'll pick you up in five."
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Vegeta suppressed an annoyed growl, there that woman went again! Who-knows-where, for who-knows-how-long....what did she care what he thought about anything??
It was a mistake to even get involved with her! A mistake he often wished he could remedy.
After all, it was unnatural for a Saiyan to keep just one mate...let alone a prince!
He gave a final glare at the door she left out of, one that should've burned a hole straight through it.....did she even remember who he WAS??
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" What?!" Bulma exclaimed, staring at her companion across the table.
" Don't you remember? You weren't serious?" Chi-Chi asked worriedly.
" Well...that's not something one can really be serious about, you can't trade Saiyans around like trinkets!"
" What if it's only for a little bit? I know YOURS won't mind that much...with the food...and it's like...letting them off of a leash for a while.."
" A leash?!"
" Well, for lack of a better term, I mean." Chi-Chi said quickly, " So, what do you say? Only for a little bit??"
Well...Bulma smiled slightly at the thought of exchanging Vegeta for Goku a little while...THAT would wipe that insufferable smirk off Vegeta's face for sure!
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" WHAT?!!!" He cried, glaring at her, " I'm not some piece of property, woman!"
" It's only temporary, and REALLY....it's not like you're doing anything but 'moving in' with Chi-Chi! Goku won't even be there!!"
" She's hell-spawn!!"
" You can bring your gravity -equipment, and I won't call..." She said enticingly.
He gave her a considering glare, then said finally, " For how long?"
" Chi-Chi and I agreed on three months, but we could extend it..."
" And when does it start?"
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" Why do I have to pack, Chi-Chi?" Goku asked innocently.
" Like I said before, you are going to spend a couple of months at Bulma's, okay?" Chi-Chi said for the fifth time.
" Okay, but why am I doing that, again?:"
She sighed, and said, " Remember? She really misses you, and I need.....to clean the house."
" Ohh!" He said, smiling knowingly, " Is that why I have to go...okay...but if I'm really good, and I don't break anything, can I come back faster?"
" Maybe, sweetie..."
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" You realise this is totally insane." Gohan said flatly.
" You're tellin' me?" Trunks laughed, " Mothers are insane, all of them."
" Gee...too bad I didn't have a childhood friend to 'swap mates' with..." Videl pouted.
Gohan gave her a startled look, and said, " You're joking!"
" I think it sounds FUN!" Goku smiled.
" Whatever, the sooner we start, the sooner we can finish." Vegeta growled.
" Now, Vegeta, You better not hurt Chi-Chi because you're being a sour puss..." Goku warned.
" Bite me."
" Why?" Goku asked, utterly confused.
" Dad..." Gohan started, sighing.
" Now remember, no running around, dragging your feet, making a big fuss and ruining our 'vacation'!!" Chi-chi chirped suddenly.
" Yes, yes, we KNOW!!" Trunks sighed, " You make it sound like your vacation is going to be 'not that innocent'...."
Chi-chi gave Trunks a withering glare, and said, " OF COURSE NOT!!!"
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" Gee..the last time we were living together, we were what? Teenagers?" Bulma asked from the kitchen.
" I'm not sure..."
" Well, if THIS time holds half as much adventureas the last, it will be absolutely perfect, don't you think?" Bulma asked, smiling, as she brought in some food on a platter, followed by numerous robot waiters.
" Are we going to hunt dragonballs, or something?" Goku asked, confused, as she put the food down in front of him.
" Oh no, that's not what I mean." She said, sitting down across from him, " I just mean our position...now...."
" Huh?"
" Oh, nothing!" She replied, smiling brightly again, " Just eat!"
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
The house was much too small for his tastes, but there WAS the benefit of it being miles away from any annoying humans....with the exception of perhaps the worst.
" Dinner is at six...you know, when the sun disappears.."
Vegeta turned his glare to the woman, " I am not such an idiot as your mate is."
Pink crept onto the woman's harsh cheeks, and she hurried out of the room.
At least he could spend all his time in the gravity capsule now, without being interrupted by ANYONE....unless that woman of his had lent her technology to the hellcat he now 'roomed' with..
The witch did..didn't she?
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AN: There ya go, what do you think? R&R please!
Don't miss my other odd couples..click on my little name up top!!
-Yusagi Sombermoon
AN: This is a crazy fic I thought of a long time ago, then got motivated to write, when talking some CRAZY stuff with Sparty...so it's a little strained at points..and...being a randomly loose fic, the rating is subject to change at a whim .( You may also note I didn't bother with Html format this chapter...either..)
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Change of Pace
Chapter 1: Switch
Chi-chi sighed, as her 'mate' snored loudly, splayed across his bed...they didn't sleep in the same bed anymore...she could hardly handle being in the same HOUSE! All his habits, that had seemed so cute...had worn to annoying, and even repulsive...she didn't even care that he was back from the dead any more...sometimes she wished he would go back...
Even his sweet innocence couldn't make up for his many faults...no...her mind had drifted towards anotherm radically different, Saiyan.
She shuddered at the thought, no matter how much she disliked Goku's little 'tendancies'...she...she COULDN'T!
A sneaky thought crept into her mind...or COULD she?...
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Bulma stifled a large yawn, as she picked up the phone...who was calling at 7:00am?!
" Who ever you are...you BETTER have a good reason for calling me at this ungodly hour!"
" Ah, Bulma, it's seven O'clock!" Chi-Chi's voice chirped.
" Exactly!"
" Are you up for coffee at Jennie's?"
" That desperate to get out?"
" Partially." Chi Chi replied sullenly.
" Okay, I'll pick you up in five."
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Vegeta suppressed an annoyed growl, there that woman went again! Who-knows-where, for who-knows-how-long....what did she care what he thought about anything??
It was a mistake to even get involved with her! A mistake he often wished he could remedy.
After all, it was unnatural for a Saiyan to keep just one mate...let alone a prince!
He gave a final glare at the door she left out of, one that should've burned a hole straight through it.....did she even remember who he WAS??
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" What?!" Bulma exclaimed, staring at her companion across the table.
" Don't you remember? You weren't serious?" Chi-Chi asked worriedly.
" Well...that's not something one can really be serious about, you can't trade Saiyans around like trinkets!"
" What if it's only for a little bit? I know YOURS won't mind that much...with the food...and it's like...letting them off of a leash for a while.."
" A leash?!"
" Well, for lack of a better term, I mean." Chi-Chi said quickly, " So, what do you say? Only for a little bit??"
Well...Bulma smiled slightly at the thought of exchanging Vegeta for Goku a little while...THAT would wipe that insufferable smirk off Vegeta's face for sure!
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" WHAT?!!!" He cried, glaring at her, " I'm not some piece of property, woman!"
" It's only temporary, and REALLY....it's not like you're doing anything but 'moving in' with Chi-Chi! Goku won't even be there!!"
" She's hell-spawn!!"
" You can bring your gravity -equipment, and I won't call..." She said enticingly.
He gave her a considering glare, then said finally, " For how long?"
" Chi-Chi and I agreed on three months, but we could extend it..."
" And when does it start?"
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" Why do I have to pack, Chi-Chi?" Goku asked innocently.
" Like I said before, you are going to spend a couple of months at Bulma's, okay?" Chi-Chi said for the fifth time.
" Okay, but why am I doing that, again?:"
She sighed, and said, " Remember? She really misses you, and I need.....to clean the house."
" Ohh!" He said, smiling knowingly, " Is that why I have to go...okay...but if I'm really good, and I don't break anything, can I come back faster?"
" Maybe, sweetie..."
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" You realise this is totally insane." Gohan said flatly.
" You're tellin' me?" Trunks laughed, " Mothers are insane, all of them."
" Gee...too bad I didn't have a childhood friend to 'swap mates' with..." Videl pouted.
Gohan gave her a startled look, and said, " You're joking!"
" I think it sounds FUN!" Goku smiled.
" Whatever, the sooner we start, the sooner we can finish." Vegeta growled.
" Now, Vegeta, You better not hurt Chi-Chi because you're being a sour puss..." Goku warned.
" Bite me."
" Why?" Goku asked, utterly confused.
" Dad..." Gohan started, sighing.
" Now remember, no running around, dragging your feet, making a big fuss and ruining our 'vacation'!!" Chi-chi chirped suddenly.
" Yes, yes, we KNOW!!" Trunks sighed, " You make it sound like your vacation is going to be 'not that innocent'...."
Chi-chi gave Trunks a withering glare, and said, " OF COURSE NOT!!!"
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" Gee..the last time we were living together, we were what? Teenagers?" Bulma asked from the kitchen.
" I'm not sure..."
" Well, if THIS time holds half as much adventureas the last, it will be absolutely perfect, don't you think?" Bulma asked, smiling, as she brought in some food on a platter, followed by numerous robot waiters.
" Are we going to hunt dragonballs, or something?" Goku asked, confused, as she put the food down in front of him.
" Oh no, that's not what I mean." She said, sitting down across from him, " I just mean our position...now...."
" Huh?"
" Oh, nothing!" She replied, smiling brightly again, " Just eat!"
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
The house was much too small for his tastes, but there WAS the benefit of it being miles away from any annoying humans....with the exception of perhaps the worst.
" Dinner is at six...you know, when the sun disappears.."
Vegeta turned his glare to the woman, " I am not such an idiot as your mate is."
Pink crept onto the woman's harsh cheeks, and she hurried out of the room.
At least he could spend all his time in the gravity capsule now, without being interrupted by ANYONE....unless that woman of his had lent her technology to the hellcat he now 'roomed' with..
The witch did..didn't she?
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AN: There ya go, what do you think? R&R please!
Don't miss my other odd couples..click on my little name up top!!
-Yusagi Sombermoon