Sirius Black (parody of Frosty the Snowman, based on Prisoner of Azkaban)
Sirius Black
Prisoner of Azkaban
With his wild hair and his tattered robes
And his eerie sunken eyes
Sirius Black
Was guilty so they say
Although innocent
He was sentenced
But he escaped one day
It must have been for Harry
That he traveled to Hogwarts
He had to prove what no one knew
So he got around the guards
Sirius Black
Obsessed with what was right
Hid nearby the school
Crookshanks as a tool
Until one eventful night
Sirius Black
With murder in his mind
Peter Pettigrew
Harry had to choose
Let Lupin apply the bind
With the rat and Snape
Out to change Black's fate
Suddenly the full moon was exposed
Interrupting their grim parade
Lupin was gone in his werewolf form
The rat had reappeared
Dementors swarmed from all around
Harry's defense was too weak
Sirius Black
Waiting for Dementor's Kiss
Harry saved the day
Buckbeak and Black flew
It was the only way
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