AN:Daaaamn...people actually reviewed?Well Im gonna answer them all right now(like those other authors that do).
Elissa1223:YEAH!GREAT ISNT IT?
AishiExcel:Oh I plan to write more...yes this chap is VERY crazy.
I Love Noodles:NO PLEASE DON'T!I DON'T WANNA ANOTHER CONCUSION!
Madamoiselle Fleur:Glad you think it's funny,but I can't assure not calling 2D stupid.
Rocku:Lol.Yeah that ep was funny...
xxxTheCheshireCatxxx:Dang that was long...
Now for a disclaimer
Disclaimer:I dont own anything in this story accept the plot.
Chap2
Me: Welcome back everybody!
Noodle: We hate you.
Me: I love you too!But enough of that, today we're gonna have some VERY special guests and stuff.
2D: Eally ray?
Muds: Huh?
Russ: We're hungry.
Me: Oh I see...have some bacon!
(Bacon comes falling out of the air)
Muds: Wha' the hell is wrong with you?
2D: He say is ay obviosly ay razy cay.
Muds: Why you talkin' funny?
Alan: He said 'She is obviosly crazy'
Me: Nobody asked you.But anyways,our first 'special' guest is my best friend Elissa.
(On que,best friend Elissa squeses into the wardrobe)
Elissa: Oh my god it's 2D!
2D: Yes I am!
Elissa: Oh my god it's Murdoc!
2D: Yes I am!
Muds: (Smacks 2D on the side of the head.)I see you bought a groupie.
Elissa: Oh my god it's-
Me: I think we all get the point dude.Now our next 'special' guest is my other pal, Lindsay.
(Lindsay squeeses in)
Lindsay: Sweet, it's Murdoc!And 2D!And Russel!And Noodle!
Russ: Why exactly did you bring them?
Me: Cuz it's my b-day!
2D: Oh happy birthday!
Elissa: You lair!Your birthday's in August!
2D: What!You lied to me?(begins to cry)
Me: If you guys keep being stupid, no peanuts!
2D:(adruptedly stops crying)
Me: Now another guest who's not my friend,but is a JTHM comic character,Nail Bunny!
(bloody severed rabbit floats in next to Noodle)
Noodle: My lord that's disgusting!(runs out and 'Champions of Fire' starts to play with confetti flying everywhere)
Lindsay: NO!I have to touch you! (runs after Noodle)
Me: One victim gone,now only three to go..ahahaha!
Muds:Are you mental?
Me: No,but this guy is!Please welcome the star of JTHM,JohnnyC.!(AN:Yess thats his last initial)
(Johnny(Nny) the homicidal maniac easily squeeses in)
Nny:Hey everybody!Whaddaya want for Christmas?
2D:Hi Johnny!
NB(NailBunny):Hello Johnny,how are we feeling hmmm?
Nny:Terrible!Life sucks!The BrainFreezy machine's broke!
Elissa:And how's that make you feel?
Nny:Like I wanna kill myself!
Elissa:And how's that-
Me: Elissa don't start.
Russ:Nny man?Why the hell you killin' peole huh?Just calm down and-
Me: Hey!Rule number 234 CLEARLY states 'Don't question JohnnyC.'s problems'!
NB:How could that be a rule?You are obviosly makeing them up as you go along.
Me: Uh..you gotta go.
(Nail Bunny poofs away)
2D:How'd you do tha'?
Elissa: She has her ways...
Muds: Hey,how many rules are there?
Me: 666...or was it 777?
Nny: Hey!777 is my house number!(takes out a chainsaw)What else do you know!
Me: Calm down Nny!Take some deep breaths.
Elissa:A bit wacky aren't you?
Nny:(drops chainsaw)Excuse me?
Me:Well uhoh...
Elissa:I called you wacky.
Nny:(Vein in forhead twitches)I hate that word...the word wacky that is...
Elissa:(looking scared)I-I just called you-
Nny:IM TIRED OF IT!ALL YOU ASSHOLES WITH THIER OPINIONS!ALL BECAUSE I ACT OR LOOK DIFFERENT,DOESN"T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FRIGGIN FEELINGS!YOU THINK I'M WACKY?(takes out sledge hammer)I'LL SHOW YOU WACKY!I'LL SHOW YOU WACKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!(starts to chase a screaming Elissa out of the wardrobe)
2D,Muds,Russel:Daaaaaaaaaamn...
Me:Oh don't worry,they'll be back...they ALWAYS come back.(maniacal laughter)
Russ:I think your a bit wacky...
Me:I love you too!But enough of that,this is the end of Chap2.Sooo peoples please review!Thankyou.(gives mock bow)