An:Wow what a week...what a fing week.Im not sure I can say f in a T fic...but anyways uh hmm I guess I'll start this chap now,even though I recently posted the other,so have no reviews...um how about I answer em at the end.
Disclaimer:same as last 2 chaps...
Okay,let's get it started(or retarded)
Me:And it's chapter three,WOOHOO!
2D:Yay!
Muds:Why are you so happy?
Elissa:What's gonna happen this time Gabby?
Russ:How'd the hell you get here?
Me:Well,one of our guests will be coming back,and some new ones!
Lindsay:And who'll these new guests be?
Muds:I though' you left!
Me:I told you,they ALWAYS come back.Well anyway,back from eh wherever he goes,iiittt'ssss Johnny!
(Nny hops in)
Nny:Did ya miss me?(smiles like a maniac)
Me:I sure did!Applaud him!
(everyone claps nervously)
Lindsay:Well,I kinda missed him...
2D:'Eally?
Me:YapYap,shut up!Our next guest is Elissa's little sister,Brooke!
(Brooke runs in and squeezes 2D)
Me:Oh how nice...and now our special guest,some fawn dude from 'The Lion,the Witch,and The Wardrobe'!
(fawn guy(FG) walks in)
FG:My name is Mr.-
Me:Yeah whatever...You annoy me!
(FG poofs away)
Brooke:He was only here a few-
Me:SILENCE!
Nny:You tell 'em!
Elissa:Shut up man...
Nny:What did you say?
Elissa:uh nuthing 'cough' moron 'cough'
Nny:Hey!
Me:Hey!Let's not get roudy...Uh anyway now let's welcome...Chef from SouthPark!
(Chef walks in)
Chef:Hey children!
Me,Elissa,Brooke,Lindsay,and2D:Hey Chef.
EveryOneElse:Where not children.
Chef:Sure,sure,children.So Gabby,how are you gonna get rid of a character today?
Me:Wonderful question!Today we will be makeing fun of (drum roll) Surviver!
Muds:Uh?
2D:YAY!
Nny:And how will I be helping today Gabby?
Me:You get to make sure nobody runs away when I let them out to vote!Here's your weapon!
(bloody axe pops into Nny's hand)
Me:Now,get going!
(1/2 later)
Me:Alright,you guys done voting?
GorillazMembers:Yes.
Muds:This is ridiculus...
Me:Okay everybody take a torch!
(Chef hands out torches)
Me:Alrighty then!Johnny,will you take the honors?
Nny:Of course.(pulls out pot with papers and Surviver music plays)Kay,first one is...2D!
(2D dramatically looks down at his feet nervously)
Nny:Next,to Russel.
(dramatic close up of Russel)
Nny:And lastly...Russel
2D:How'd that happen?
Muds:Yeah I voted for 2D.Which means 2D voted for Russ...
Russ:And I voted for myself.(squeeses out and now there's ALOT more room.'DanceDance' starts to play while turkey legs come from the ceiling)
Muds:Wha' the hell?
2D&Elissa:DanceDance,We're falling apart to half time...
(Nny dances like the dorky guy did in the music video at the end)
Brooke:Wow these taste good!(eats a turkey leg)
Me:Thankyou!My mom made 'em.
Lindsay:They hurt too...
Chef:Well your moms a wondeful cook.
Me:Oh stop it!Really I mean it.Now lets cut the music.
(music stops.Elissa and 2D stop singing and Nny stops dancing)
Me:Now,everybody listen closley...we have one more veeerrry important guest coming.He's a lion you see.His name is Aslan,and he comes from where Mr.FawnGuy comes from.Now it's very,very,VERY important we don't upset him,alright.
Everyone except Nny(who smiles evily):Okay.
(Aslan walks in)
Aslan:Hello everyone.
Everyone (nervously):Hello.
Aslan:Thankyou for inviting me.
Me:No problem your higness.
Muds:Why the hell did you brin' a lion?
Nny:Tsk,tsk,what language we use...
Elissa:Look who's talking...
Brooke:What's it like being a lion?
Aslan:Well-(goes into a long explanation while Nny sneaks up behind him and after 5minutes hits Aslan with a bat)
Nny:HA!I GOT THE SON OF A BITCH!
Aslan:YOU DIRTY FRIGGIN BASARD!(starts to chase Nny around while everyone else screams)
Me:Kay,time for lion to go!
(Aslan poofs away)
Me:What did I say?
Nny:Hehe,sorry Gabby.
Me:No,what the hell did I say?
Nny:Not to mess with the lion.
Me:And WHAT did you do?
Nny:sighI messed with the lion.I am very sorry.
Me:That's right and you should be your a bad Johnny,bad,bad,BAD Johnny...but I forgive!And now-
Brooke:What the end?
Me:SILENCE!
Muds:Is it the end?
Me:NO!Nice try guess though,but the correct answer is,its the end!
Elissa:But-
Me:Shhhhhhhhh Elissa!Your a bad Elissa,very bad!But serously it is the end, and until next time...just keep reviewing!
AN:Now time for these reviews:
xxxTheCheshireCatxxx:i explained at school right?
HeddenKisses:Oh thankyou!
Madamoiselle Fluer:yeah i think it is illegal...
AishaExel:Uh yeah i think thats different...
All in all thanks for the reviews!
