AN:Okay,heres the last chapter aight?oh now i noe i can say fuck so ill be having alot of fun with the word,fuck.Im gonna be lazy and not answer any of the reviews.Now read the goddamn story!Oh and you may notice me experimenting with their accents :)
Disclaimer:dont own gorillaz,jthm,or anything else i might make fun of
The Finalle(or finally)
People left right now
1.2D
2.Murdoc Niccals
Guests still here
1.Elissa
2.Nny
Muds:Hold on,whot happened to Chef,an' the other wierdos?
Me:Oh there was a terrible accident!A submarine crash.They were all anounced dead,but nobodys sure.But let us take this time as a moment to share the dangers of submarines.They can be dangerous kids.No matter what the Trix rabbit says,they are.They go all under water,and stuff,then the next thing you know,CRASH!Your pitiful life is over.And that's why,you should never put icecream sandwiches in a toaster.
Elissa:Wait,did I miss something?That didn't make sense.
2D:Then you obviosly wos NOT listenin'!It was perfectly clear.
Murdoc:Yeah huh.(rolls eyes)
Me:Thankyou 2D for listening.But anyway,what should we do today...Nny?
Nny:Well,we could make some rice crispie treats.You got anu marshmellows?
Me:No,afriad not.
Nny:Son of a bitch.
Muds:Why the fuck you gotta use language like tha'?
Nny:Look who's fuckin' talking.
2D:What fucking language we use here.
Me:Tsk,tsk,3 times!That will be a dollar each,cough up the dough.
Muds:What's a dollar?
Elissa:American money,shouldn't you know that?
2D:Not 'eally.
Nny:Sorry I'm broke.
Me:Okay,but no mor saying 'fuck' alright?You'll have to pay a fee.It clearly states that in rule number 1,234.
Muds:But last time you said there'ar(AN:All one word!)at least 777.
Me:Haha,your funny dude!But today,one of yous gotta go.How am I gonna do that?You ask don't you?You wallow at my greatness and mystery,yes!But enough wallowing for now!Today,the choice will be decided by a mocking of 'Fear Factor'!
(Scary music)
2D:Wha' the fucks 'Fear Factor'?
Me:Dollar for me!Hehe.It's like a 'Truth or Dare',but instead,you can't choose and everything's a dare.
Muds:Man,Stu!Even I knew tha'!You shoul' be gettin' out more.
2D:No you didn'.(recieves punch from Murdoc in the gut.)
Me:Well with all these people gone,where gonna need some new characters!Hows about...Dib from Invader Zim?
(Dib poofs up)
Nny:Oooooooooooooo!Our animation styles are so alike!
Dib:How'd the hell I get here?
Me:Never mind that!Your gonna help hand out these ham popcicles for these Brits to eat.
(two ham popcicles poof into Dib's hands,he hands one to 2D and the other to Murdoc)
Dib:That was it?
Me:No,hand out these barf bags.
(Barfbags appear into Dib's hands and he hands them to 2D and Murdoc)
Me:Elissa,hand out napkins.
(She hands out napkins!Spooky.)
Dib:Can I go?Phsyco man is creeping me out.
Nny:Hehe.(smiles VERY scary like)
Me:Na,we need your company.But anyway boys dig in, now!
Muds:I aint eatin' tha' shit!
Me:I says,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Muds:Alrigh',alrigh,Satan!
(slowly starts eating them with 2D.they start looking sick)
Me:Faster!Eat faster!
Nny:HAHAHA(and so on)
Dib:My lord,this is sick.
Elissa:I know,that looks disgusting.
(Murdoc and 2D throw up,missing the barf bags by a mile)
Elissa:Ewwww!Gorillaz puke!
Me:Well Dib you dumbass,clean it up!
Dib:Okay,okay!(starts mopping with magically apeared cleaning supplies)
Me:Well,looks like a tie!I guess that means one of yous gets the money,the other gets peanuts.
Muds:Gimme the money!(Money thrown at him by invisble force,spooky!Anyways,he runs out in pure joy...if Murdoc has the emotion)
2D:Gimme the peanuts!(Big ass bag of salted peanuts are thrown at him)Yay!(crys in joy and walks out)
Elissa:THAT ended shorter then I suspected.
Me:Yeah I know...but Im tired and that's ALL your gettin got now.Maybe after these damn holidays I'll make a unedited version of this chap,with everything I wanted to say,like bring your sister back.But anyway,let's all say,'Happy Holidays'.
(Everyone ever involved in this story comes out)
Everyone:HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
2D:And God bless us,everyone!(Murdoc punches him)
2D:Wha' you do tha' for?
Muds:For bein' a dullard.
2D:Oh okay.
(Everyone waves)
AN:Serously people,happy holidays,and review if you wanna,I dont care,Im to tired.