Pre-Author's Note: This is the sequel to Akona, and just for the fun of it, Akona is the first chapter, so if you've already read it, please feel free to skip to the next chapter. :)

Author's Note: This ficlet was inspired by a doodle I did in class one day. My Reasons for making Akito into Mokona, They're both technically god, the rule everything, you don't know their gender, and you never get to see Akito's zodiac form (if he/she even has one...) And yes, I've heard Akito is a girl and I've heard Akito's a boy. ENJOY : )

Story 1: Akona

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"Aiee!"

"What was that?" asked Hatori as he came running towards Akito's study. A maid and a butler were fleeing the site. Hatori walked in to find, not Akito, but a giant, white, marshmallow-thingy. "..." he didn't know what to say, he didn't even know WHAT it was.

"TORI-SAN!" called Ayame cheerfully as he came running to meet Hatori. Ayame stopped dead in his tracks, paused for a moment, and then reached for his cell phone. "Gure-san? Tori, yes THAT Tori..."

In less than a half an hour, the entire zodiac, plus Tohru, was standing in the doorway to Akito's study looking down at the marshmallow-thingy.

"What is it?" asked Kyo sourly.

"I think it's a marshmallow." said Momiji skeptically.

"I think it's a giant dumpling." said Yuki.

"No... It's an over sized pork bun." said Haru. "And I'm starving." Then, from what seemed to be out of thin air, Haru pulled out a fork and a knife, looking at the 'dumpling' hungrily. He took a step toward it before it spoke.

"STOP!" it cried. They all looked at it, each and every one of them contemplating whether or not they had remembered to wake up that morning. "What do you think you all are doing?" it demanded. What a pushy pork bun, so demanding, thinking it's in control of everything. Wait... Was it? It couldn't be. Oh... but it IS. "It's ME you dolts, Akito!"

"..." Haru dropped his silverware, Yuki almost fainted, Kyo, well, Kyo was getting hungry. "WHYYY are you a pork bun, Akito?" asked Kyo.

"I AM NOT A PORK BUNNNNN!" he cried, ooh, he's sensitive in this form...

"Of course not," said Haru. "You're a marshmallow."

"HARU!" cried Yuki. "Why did you start that fire?" indeed, Haru HAD started a small (what could be described as a) campfire. "What else? I'm going to roast marshmallows." he said looking evilly at Akito.

"Eep."

"Mmm... Marshmallows..." drooled Momiji.

"Huh?"

"Sounds good to me." said Kagura, magically pulling out some gram crackers and chocolate bars.

"Wait--"

"We can sing camp song, too!" shouted Ayame gleefully. They turned to glare at him, even Akito.

"No s'mores for him." said Akito flatly. "Wait a minute, YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME AREN'T YOU?" Kyo's eyes flashed when he tried to pounce on Akito, who barely jumped out of the way.

"How can we make s'mores with a pork bun?" said Kisa meekly.

"NOT. A. PORK. BUN!" screamed Akito, dodging another attempt by Kyo.

"That's it," said Yuki, the entire zodiac, including Tohru, who seemed just as hungry as the rest of them, circled tightly around Akito. "End of the line, Marshmallow."

"I'm not a marshmallow!" said Akito, he jumped up into the air above them and spread out his... wings? Who knew? "I AM MOKONA! RULER, CREATOR, AND GOD OF EARTH AND CEPHIRO! And you all are annoying." With that, he opened his mouth real big and sucked in the 14 people standing around him. He plopped back to the ground and burped. "Oh no!" he shouted. "I'm supposed to be on Atkins'!"

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"MOMIJI!" shouted Kyo smacking the bunny boy up side the head. "That was THE STUPIDEST 'scary story' I've ever heard!" He hit him again.

"OWE! Tohru, Kyo-chan's being mean again!" cried Momiji, jumping into Tohru's arms and transforming into a rabbit.

"Kyo-kun, don't be so mean, he's just a kid." scolded Tohru. Momiji stuck his bunny tongue out at Kyo. Kyo growled him. "Yuki, it's your turn to tell a story."

"Alright," he began coolly. "This is the one about the chicken-man who thought he could fly..."

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TO BE CONTINUED :)