Narrator: One day, I was sitting insi—
BB: Who are you, anyway?
Narrator: I AM JEAN-MICHELLE CUSTEAU!
BB: REALLY? OMG! I LOVE YOUR SHOW! NOW I WILL HAVE PROOF I MET YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!
RAE: Um…(very suddenly jumps up and crashes through ceiling) WHEEE! I JUST BROKE EVERY BODY IN MY BONE! HI, YOU LITTLE BROKEN PEOPLE! PPPRRRFFFKKSHT!
CY: (Wobbles in) I have a problem with my hiney…
Narrator: that I—
CY: O MY MOLDY UNDERWEAR SOAKED IN MR. CLEAN! IT IS THE GREAT GOD OF… PEOPLE! I AM NOT WORTHY! (Sinks down so much that he melts through the floor into that weird space between the ceiling downstairs and the floor)
Suddenly, a pink poodle floats by on a yellow smiley-face balloon.
BB: Hey, how come you get to call for yellow poodles on pink smilies or whatever?
Narrator: Because I am the narrator.
BB: suddenly, a bubble appears around Narrator and he floats away to fairyland where he blows up like a balloon until he floats. The fairies tie her down and use her to celebrate new-years.
CY: (muffled) Hey, where is robin?
Suddenly… CRASH!
Every villain the Titans have ever faced crashes through the wall, dressed up in bikinis.
Villians: (dance can-can to their singing)You should have bought it when you saw it at MARDEN'S!
Robin: WOW! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PRIVATE COMERCIAL! ALL OF MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE! (He jumps up, his eyes sparkling, and crashes his head through the ceiling. He hangs there and yells praises at his god from the roof)
STAR THE PRUNE: (is kicked from fairyland into water and the water makes her expand to her starfiery self) Add water, and I grow to almost ten times my size! BUY STAR THE PRUNE TODAY!
STAR: (Suddenly regains sanity and flies over to the titans tower roof and sees robin's head)
ROB'S HEAD: (Singing) OO BABY, BABY! BABY, BABY! OO, BABY, BABY!
STAR: Oh, no! Robin has lost his head! The world has truly lost its big fat brain! (Grabs Robin by the head and falls into the ocean)
BB: That's IT! I WANNA RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE INSANITY OF IT ALL! O YEA BABY! I AM INSANE! KLOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFT! (Suddenly appears in bikini) THIS WORLD HAS LOST IT'S BIG FAT BRAIN!
RAE: (Somewhere in space) I CAN SEE THE SUN! THE SUN HAS COME TO GET ME! I AM SAVED! (Explodes into a comet, shoots back to Jump City and blows the tower up)