Ah...the ever sorta notfamous Matrix chapter. Oh the memories. Oh, the hard work I put into it. But it was judged a work of laziness, just because of the format.

...Well peoples, guess what? SHAKESPEARE WROTE IN SCRIPT FORMAT!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!! Take that! Do you have an answer to THAT?!??!! I THINK NOT!!!!! If there was a modern day Shakespeare, would you accept HIS stuff???????? Huh? Wouldya? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WRAITHES ON WINGS AIRLINES 3!!!!!!!

Lots of peoples are on the plane this time and not just the usual rabble of Frodo, Gandalf, some Redwall characters, and me...But lots of other guys who's faces are hidden, cuz they're reading newspapers so their faces are covered. And this time, there's Aragorn too. And Arwen. And Merry and Pippin. Yay. And Frodos not on this flight. He's getting his eyes done...heheheheh. And Sam's in therapy, so he's not here either.

"Hello all! I'm the new Ringwraithe pilot guy. And I'm focused on our goal! Which is to fly without getting us all killed! Yup...I'm really focused!! ...Ooh! ITSA SQUIRREL!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! Uh, I mean, I hope you enjoy our flight today."

Merry and Pippin started playing Legend of Zelda: Four Swords. And...That's about all the activity on the plane until a few hours later. Boring, ain't it?

"Yay! I'm winning! I have 50000 rupees!" yelled Merry, being all joyous and doing a dance.

"Aw...I only have five."

"We've been playing for hours, and you only have five? Have you confused your heart containers with your rupees again?"

"Umm...I dunno." said Pippin, pointing to his gameboy screen.

"Wow. You really do have five rupees."

"Oh. Yay!"

And then there is silence. One of the newspaper reading chaps lowers his paper long enough to reveal that he's wearing sunglasses. Meanwhile, Bunny Hooded Bombchu is...not doing anything particularly interesting. Just contentedly reading Mariel of Redwall. And Arwen is looking bored. And then Aragorn pulls out a cell phone and starts whispering into it.

On of the random newspaper reading guys stands up. "Put down the phone Mr. Aragorn. You won't be needing it for long."

He is...ELROND!! Only, he's wearing a suit and sunglasses. At this time, all the other newspaper guys put away the news...AND THEY ARE ALL ELRONDS!! Confused? Good.

Bunny Hooded Bombchu stared at the Elrond sitting next to her, and started poking him. But that's entirely irrelevant to the plot. Anyway...

"Mr. Aragorn. Surprised to see me?" said Agent Elrond.

"Not really." said Aragorn putting on a pair of sunglasses.

At this time, two more agents join Merry and Pippin, who are still playing gameboy. They hook up to their game, and all heck breaks loose.

"Oh no! The blue Link picked me up! AND HE WON'T PUT ME DOWN!" screamed Merry in horror.

"THE FIEND!! I'll save you, Pip!" yelled Merry, checking a strategy guide for tips and junk. But while he was distracted by that, the purple Link got him!

"Oh crud."

Back with Aragorn...

Aragorn threw a phone to Arwen. "Get out of the Matrix!"

"No! I will not leave you!" yelled Arwen.

"I'll give you a dollar."

"YAY!" Arwen then used the phone and disappeared, as Bunny Hooded Bombchu was...still poking the Elrond next to her. Oh well. Aragorn and Elrond started to fight and stuff, and since this is some Matrix like battle, they glow green for some reason. Of course, the readers know that I am horrible at writing action and stuff, so lets go back to Merry and Pippin, who are being massacred GBA wise.

"Oh no! The purple Link won't stop throwing me off this stupid cliff!!" yelled Merry, pounding random buttons in desperation.

"I'm dead." said Pippin, flicking rocks at the Elronds killing Merry. Of course, this has no effect on them, although deep down, they were-

"Oh get on with it!" yelled Myrtle, juggling some beer bottles as some random agents laugh maniacally. Meanwhile, the Agent that BHB had been poking flew away, or something.

And then Aragorn started whacking Elrond with a pole he had acquired along the way. All the other Smiths...uh, I mean...Elronds start joining in the fight. Except for the two beating up Merry and Pippin in Four Swords. Speaking of which...

"Put me down, you monster!!!" yelled Merry.

"Never!"

"Hey! A fairy just revived my Link!" said Pippin in surprise that the fairy had not done anything until now.

"PIPPIN!! TIS ALL UP TO YOU!!!!"

Back with Aragorn, all the Elronds are overpowering him. Eventually, they all dogpile him. Like in the second Matrix movie, only...yeah, its just like the second Matrix movie. Anyway, Elrond starts ranting about how its inevitable. And then the Ringwraithe Matenence Guy appears out of nowhere. (There are nine Ringwraithes that work on this plane doncha know.)

"Aragorn!! That pipe was a vital part of the engine! We're gonna blow!" yelled the matenence guy, waving his arms about.

And then Pippin yelled, "YAY!!! I SOMEHOW KILLED THE OTHER TWO LINKS!!!"

And then BHB yelled, "AGH! We're all gonna die! Redwall books first!!" And then she proceeded to throw her Redwall books out of the plane, where they landed safely in the nearest public library.

AND THE SHIP EXPLOADS IN A BLAST OF FIERY FIRE!!!