This is the final reincarnation chapter of WoWA. Yup. But I'll probably get bored again, and write more to it. I'm already brainstorming the next chapter. So...yay. This is the Final Ghost of Something Odd.

WRAITHES ON WINGS AIRLINES

The Ringwraithe pilots voice spoke over the intercom dejectedly. "...Just enjoy the flight while you still can."

"Mr. Frodo! You got your eyes fixed!" exclaimed Sam, cheerfully.

Frodo sighed miserably "Yeah, I did. But it cost me millions to get them fixed..."

"How did you come up with that kind of money?"

"Um...I didn't. And now, I'm in debt."

"How do you plan to pay it off?"

"Well, maybe you've noticed all the kids I'm sitting with..."

Frodos surrounded by all these little kids. And it took the audience that long to figure it out. That's kinda sad. EVERYONE, GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!!! NO, ON THE OTHER HAND, KEEP READING!!

"We're going on a field trip!! Yaaaaaay!!!" yelled all the kids.

"Babysitting???" said Sam, surprised.

"Yup."

"Oh. Do you need any help? That's alot of kids..."

"Nah...I've got Merry and Pippin."

Merry and Pippin yell, "YAAAY!!", and then all the kids start cheering, like its some sort of signal.

"Yaaaay!!!"

"The kids have really taken to them." said Frodo.

"YAY!!"

"YAAAAAAY!!!!!"

And then Bunny Hooded Bombchu noticed all the kids, and hid under her seat, yelling about dibbuns, or something like that. And Gandalf was trying to sleep, but all the kids were too loud. And so he began to rant.

"Stupid young'uns...They're too spoiled. Back in my day, we didn't have shoes, and used pieces of cardboard with rubber bands! And that's only if we were lucky! Half the time, we had to use barbed wire! I still have the scars!"

"Oh, here we go..." muttered Aragorn, who was sitting next to Gandalf.

"Back in my day, we didn't have food, either!"

"YAAAAY!!!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!"

"SHUT UP!!"

"We're all gonna die!!! The Dibbuns!! They'll kill us all!!!"

And then Frodo asked, "Hey Merry! How do you get those kids to cheer like that??"

"Well, we just start cheering, and then they start cheering. Like this...YAAAAAAY!!!

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!"

"Cool! Let me try! YAAAAY!!!!"

"..........(crickets chirping)"

".........YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!" Merry and Pippin break the silence.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!"

"Stupid kids!! They never show any respect to their elders and betters!" Yelled Gandalf, over the pandemonium.

For the sake of my memories, and my sanity, the following scene will be performed in time honored script.

Aragorn: Gandalf, will you shut up???

Gandalf: YOU CAN'T SILENCE A DEAD MAN, CAN YOU???? (stabs himself)

Aragorn: ......o.O

BHB: Don't worry! No wizards were harmed in the making of this fanfic!

Gandalf: Or WERE they???

Aragorn: Shut up!!

End of scripted scene

"YAAAAAAY!!!!!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!"

"Mr. Frodo, I've been thinking....is it the best idea to take all the kids on THIS flight? It has a spotless record of exploding on EVERY flight!!" said Sam, stating the obvious.

"OH NO!!! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!" said poor, badly insured, Frodo.

"Oh well. Even if we all die..." starts Pippin...

"WE STILL GET FAHITAS FOR DINNER!!!!!!!" yells Merry.

Everyone on the plane starts doing the fahita dance to the Gundam Seed theme song!

"YAAAAAAY!!!!!!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!"

And then for reasons unknown to mankind...

THE PLANE EXPLODES IN A BLAST OF FIERY FIRE!!!!!!!

NOTE: No one ever dies when the plane explodes, cuz they all have parachutes...or something...anyway, no ones dead yet! Don't flame me for killing off the children!! Cuz I didn't!!!

Kids: Or DID she???????

BHB: Um....Er.....REVIEW!!! (runs away)