"Forget the intro, let's just start here." said Bunny Hooded Bombchu. "Since this is the first actual NEW chapter, I got all our favorite characters first-class seats."

"Hoorah!" yelled Frodo, Aragorn, Merry, Pippin, and Gandalf.

"And that means REAL food, and entertainment." said BHB, readying her saxophone for action.

"Entertainment...?" said Aragorn fearfully.

"Yeah." said BHB. "You shall be entertained by the LJSC Middle School Jazz Band!" Everyone stares. "What? They're the only band I know that works for free."

"Wow, awesome!" yelled Frodo. "I LOVE that band! I have all of their Cds, and EVERYTHING!"

"Uh...We have Cd's? Where'd you get them?"

"Dunno. But they're imported from IRELAND!"

"Uh...sure." BHB took out a memo recorder thingy. "Note to self: There might be a crazy child molesting Irish stalker guy. Look into it, and then buy some Pocky."

Everyone took their seats. Frodo sat by himself, Merry and Pippin sat together, and Aragorn got stuck with Gandalf. BHB sat with the jazz band up on a stage that conveniently there. That's how awesome first-class is. Anyway, the plane took off.

"Hoorah." said some trombone player.

"Shut up, some trombone player!" said the band, who then started playing Take Five.

Gandalf then started complaining to Aragorn. "And now these idiot social workers want to put me in an old folks home! ME! In an old folks home! HAH!"

"Well, if you went there, you'd LEAVE ME ALONE!" yelled Aragorn.

"Correction: If I went there, I'd be dead in no time!" corrected Gandalf.

"That's almost as good." muttered Aragorn.

"I don't really mind the peace and quiet." continued Gandalf. "And they have sponge baths, and that's awesome."

Aragorn flinched.

"But, it's the FOOD I hate. Oatmeal. Every freakin' DAY.

"Mm." said Aragorn, half asleep.

"Now, most people would think that sounded ok. But then you try it, and it tastes like wood. WOOD. Ya see what's wrong here?"

"Mm."

"It's like eating a freakin tree!"

"Mm."

By now, the band had finished Take Five.

"Ok guys, next is Summertime." said the Director Guy.

"My solo's in it." said that tenor guy. "Good choice Director Guy."

Director Guy gave him "the look" and BHB burst out laughing. Everyone stared. "HAHA-sorry, it's HAHAHAHAHAHA so funny! (snort) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Uh...sure." said the other sax player, Galar Maker (read her stuff). "You're crazy."

And then BHB started laughing about something completely different, though no one knows what that was. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Director Guy rolled his eyes, and look to the heavens as if to say kill me now.

"But, we're in the heavens." said some trumpet player.

"Ur face's in the heavens." said some other trumpet player.

"OHHHHHHH!" said everyone. This sort of thing happens a lot. Deal with it.

And so they started playing, but for some reason, instead of Summertime, they were playing Suteki Da Ne from Final Fantasy X. Y'know, the song they play in the background when Tidus and Yuna start making out in the pond. Yeah. The band's weird like that.

Meanwhile with Merry and Pippin...

"First class food is AWESOME!" yelled Pippin and Merry as they feasted like the kings they were on junkfood and stuff.

"Great food and everything...y'know what this means, Pip?" asked Merry.

"Yup."

Then they yelled together: "LEGEND OF ZELDA: FOUR SWORDS ADVENTURES!"

So Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam played Four Swords Adventures. (frodo and sam were really bored.)

"OMG, my Link is purple." said Frodo.

Merry and Pippin started snorting like heck. (inside joke, kinda.)

Sam pushed the B button, causing his Link to chop up some grass. "OMG I killed a plant! I'm so racked with guilt, I have to run off this cliff repeatedly!"

"NOOOO!" yelled Frodo, controlling his Link to doing the only thing he could do to stop him: Picking him up.

Merry and Pippin burst out laughing, and it went on for five minutes. Eventually, Frodo and Sam gave up and went back to their seats.

Meanwhile, the band had just played some odd song called Just in Time. And they were just about to play another odd song called All Right Now.

"Hey, we're "Just in Time" to play "All Right Now"." said some trombone player.

Insert cheesy laughter here.

Yeah...

"My name is Sam Gamgee, and I. EAT. BABIES!"

"OH NO! Sam forgot his medication!"

Anyway, BHB decided to take a break, and check on the pilots. She walks into their cabin, turns on the lights, and sees...

Hi2990, and her squirrel minions chewing on the power chords.

"Ugh, not again."

AND THEN THE PLANE EXPLODED IN A BURST OF FIERY FIRE!