Disclaimer: Me no own Furuba or Tokyo Mew Mew! Or Mew Mew Power or Fox, thank goodness:) LOL!

Author's Note: (Falls over laughing)

Story 13: Furuba Mew Mew Boys, Swimsuit edition!

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"Lollipop bomb check!" shouted Mew Momiji as a bright light came out of his lollipop staff. The alien that they had been fighting went 'poof'! "Yay! Another evil thwarted by the mew mews! What'd you think team?" Mew Momiji turned around to find his 'team' a little less enthusiastic than him. "What's wrong?" he asked.

"What's wrong? You wanna know what's wrong?" demanded Mew Kyo. "I'll tell you what's wrong! As if being cursed wasn't bad enough, NOW we're super heroes? And girly ones at that!"

"But I think we're cute…" cried Mew Momiji. "And so does Tohru…"

"Tohru doesn't know our new secret."

"Well she will soon, because here she comes!" Mew Momiji pointed behind Mew Kyo who turned and saw Tohru running up to them.

"Transform back, all of you!" ordered Kyo, they did so.

"Hi guys!" said Tohru, oblivious to their secret.

"Uh… hello Miss Honda." said Yuki politely.

"Sup?" said Haru.

"Tohru-kun, so nice to see you!" cheered Shigure.

"…" Hatori didn't say anything.

"Why are you here?" asked Kyo.

"Oh, well… Did you see those new Mew Mews on TV last night?"

"…"

"I mean, they were so cool and so cute! I love their frilly outfits! With all those laces and ribbons, eeek! They're too cute!"

"…"

"What's wrong?"

"…Nothing."

"Yay!" shouted Momiji. "Tohru loves us—err, them!"

"Tee hee!" (oblivious)

Just then, three meanie aliens appeared in the sky. "Oh ho ho!" laughed their leader, Motoko. "And now, finally, when there is no sign of those pesky Mew boys, we shall finally conquer Earth! Oh ho ho!" her followers, Minami and Number 2, laughed with her. Motoko sighed. "But if only that Mew mouse was here… He was almost as cute as Prince Yuki!"

"He's a rat," shouted Yuki angrily, "not a mouse!"

"What's it to you?" shouted Motoko, raising her dessert based weapon up, ready to fight. "Ooh! Prince Yuki!" she cooed, "I didn't know it was you!"

"Please," begged Yuki, "Kyo, I don't care is Miss Honda sees us or not. But can we PLEASE kick their butts?"

"…Fine."

"Eh? What're you guys talking about?"

"Stand back, Tohru-chan," said Haru, "This is going to get pretty."

"Mew Mew Metamorphosis!" cried Shigure. A light came out of the pendent that each of the Mews wore.

"Ugh…" groaned Kyo, "does he have to do that every time?" And then, just like that, the boys changed into their girly-rainbow-matching uniforms.

"Woooow…" sighed Tohru, "that's so cool…"

All the boys (except Momiji and Shigure) groaned. Cute wasn't their thing. "Go team…" shouted Mew Kyo dismally. That's when they began their attacks.

Mew Haru: "Jello ring inferno!"

Mew Shigure: "Ribbon licorice pure!"

Mew Yuki: "Ribbon peppermint echo!"

Mew Hatori: "…" ("Ribbon ginger rush!" but he'd never say it).

Mew Kyo: "Ribbon bonbon check…"

Mew Momiji: "Ribbon lollipop check!"

"Aieee!" screamed Motoko, Minami, and Number 2 as they were hit with the attacks. "Argh! We'll get you next time Mew boys!" and they disappeared back to their spaceship.

"We did it!" cheered Momiji as the team returned to "normal". "Tohru did you…" he looked at Tohru, she was staring at them.

"The shock was too much for her." Shigure thought aloud.

"…" said Hatori.

"Are you alright Miss Honda?" asked Yuki, approaching her.

"That was…" but before she could say anything else, a man jumped out from behind a bush and pointed at the Mew boys.

"My boss wants you!" he declared. And with that, he dragged them off to America. Turns out they were taken to the Fox Corporation's headquarters and turned into "Dude Mew Mew Power". Needless to say, the show was a total flop and everyone hated it. Fox eventually canceled it after twenty un-watch-able seasons and dumped the mew mews on a trash barge headed for Holland. There, they spent ten years working in grueling conditions at a goat farm. But luckily, Tohru found them and brought them back to Japan. They were never the same, because such is the life of someone kidnapped by Fox.

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"The end!" finished Kisa.

"…You really hate Fox, don't you?" asked Haru, Kisa nodded vigorously.

"I loved it how I didn't have any lines." said Hatori sarcastically.

"Frilly rainbow uniforms?" asked Kyo and Yuki simultaneously with the same tone of disgust in their voices. Kisa giggled.

"My, Kisa," started Shigure, turning away, "that was… creative to say the least."

"Thank you!"

"Ooh, Kisa-chan!" shouted Momiji, giving the tiger a great big hug (this upset Hiro very much). "That was soooooo cute!"

"Alright," began Rin, "if the squirt gets to tell a girly story, than so do I." They all stared at her, surprised. "Hers was "little girl" girly and mine is "romantic girl" girly."

"How do you figure that?" asked Kyo.

"Just wait and see." Rin cleared her throat. "This," she began, "is a tale about a ball for the Juunishi…"

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TBC:) (P.S.: Ball as in formal dance, not pretty, shiny, bouncy play-thing).