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The Nutcracker
By: Chibi Neko-Chan2
Beta Reader: Jbhyperandweird
"Talking"
Thoughts
(Author Talking)
Emphasis
XXXXX- scene change
Last Chapter:
"It's midnight! Jeez, I should really get to bed..."
"Not so fast sweet cheeks," a cold voice called and Kairi felt the hairs on the back of her neck stand up.
This Chapter:
"Who's there?" Kairi whispered sharply as spun around. Her cerulean eyes searched around the room for the intruder but found nothing.
"Stupid girl! Your tiny brain doesn't seem to fit the size of your big head. Maybe I should help.." Kairi, shaking with fear, ran for the stairs but she wasn't fast enough. She felt a shock run through her body and she closed her eyes. What was happening? Who was the owner of that cold voice? Was her nutcracker safe?
Once the shock stopped, Kairi quickly opened her eyes and looked around. Her eyes landed on her now sky scraping Christmas tree.
That thing made everything humongous! Or wait a minute..
Kairi looked down at herself and let out a yelp. A sickening feeling ran through her stomach when she realized she wasn't exactly 5'3 anymore.
It just made me extremely small! Kairi looked up and saw a silver haired boy smirking at her. Kairi glared and took a step forward.
"You're the one who did this, aren't you!"
"Oh, and why would you ever think that?" The silver haired guy, who was dressed in all black except for the golden crown on his head, asked innocently as he twirled what looked like a gold baton in his fingers.
"Don't play mind games with me!" Kairi shouted as she ran over to attack him. The intruder let out a chuckle before he quickly pinned her down. He let his foot rest on top of the struggling girl's stomach as he looked down at her.
"And I would of thought a lady would have more manners for her guest," The silver haired boy leaned his face so close to Kairi that she could feel his breath on her face, "You didn't even wait for an introduction."
"I don't need an introduction, considering I already know that you're a bastard!"
"Bastard? Well close enough. My name is Riku."
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS! NOW LET ME GO!" Kairi shouted as she started to struggle some more. Riku lifted his foot off of Kairi, but instead of letting her go, he quickly grabbed her by her shoulders and threw her against the wall.
"Well well, aren't you a feisty one? I happen to like them like that-"
"And do you have any room to talk about manners? You should know to never touch a lady against her wishes," another masculine voice cut in and Riku let out a growl as he turned around. Kairi moved her head to the side so she could see the new guest, and her eyes widened in surprise when she saw him. It was Sora!
"Why don't you mind your own business, splinter boy?"
"Why don't you go gnaw on some cheese, rat?"
"Nice comeback," Riku said sarcastically as he twirled the golden baton in his fingers. Kairi stood against the wall in shock as she watched the baton turn into a sword, "But I think it's time to make some firewood. I heard it was going to be a cold winter."
Oh no you don't! You don't talk to my nutcracker like that!
"It's kinda sad that the people you challenge happen to have a disability. To weak to go up against someone more your level?" Kairi asked innocently as she stepped next to the nutcracker.
"Well I don't see a problem in defeating the both of you. A person with an injured arm with a person without a brain versus I, the Mouse King, seems to be fair."
"Stay out of this," Sora warned Kairi as he took out his sword.
"Are you nuts! You can't defeat him with only one good arm!" Kairi called. She watched as Sora turned around and she blushed when his cobalt eyes landed on her.
"I'll be fine, don't worry, okay?" He turned back around to face his arch rival, "Well come on, we don't have all night!"
"Fine. Guards! Capture the girl!" Riku yelled, and then the sound of metal against metal was heard. Two fat mice came running out of the mouse hole and went straight for Kairi. Kairi sprinted for the Christmas tree with the two guards right on her heels. She silently cursed her luck as she jumped high for the silver tinsel that outlined the heavily decorated tree. Kairi missed and turned around so she was now facing the guards and the tree branch in front of her. She quickly jumped up, grabbed the branch, and waited until the guards were nearly 10 feet in front of her. Kairi then jumped for the silver tinsel, and when she caught it, she swung her legs back. The guards plastered a confused expression on their faces, but it didn't last long. Kairi kicked the two guards right in the face with her feet and laughed when she realized she knocked them out.
"Well, that was easier then I thought." Kairi wiped her hands off onto her dress and smiled. However, her smile faded when she saw about four more guards coming around the corner.
Gosh dang it!
An idea sprang into Kairi's head when she saw the lit fireplace. She quickly climbed on top of it and grabbed a small stick that lay in the firewood stack. She quickly lit one end of the stick in the firewood and turned towards the mice. The mice took out their swords and Kairi gulped.
Hell with it!
Kairi started swinging the lit stick around and caught only one mouse's tail on fire until one of the other three mice swung his sword and sent the lit piece of the stick back into the fire. Kairi let out a nervous giggle as the three mice started to crowd around her.
"...Merry Christmas?" Kairi let out a scream when one of the swords went to go slice her in half. She quickly fell on the ground and rolled out of the way before the sword could do its task though. Fortunately for Kairi, The mouse didn't stop swinging his sword, and ended up slicing one of his friends in half.
"Why don't you just let me kill you! You're country doesn't miss you at all! They love me being their king!" Riku shouted as he wiped the back of his left hand against his sweaty forehead. "Li-Ah!" Sora yelled as he felt himself get pushed to the side before blacking out. Riku halted when he saw Kairi in front of him. She smirked up at him as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"Where's your crown, King? Did it get lost?" Kairi asked sweetly as she fluttered her eyelashes up at Riku.
"It's probably where your brain is," Riku answered so sweetly in return that honey nearly poured out of his mouth, "now move, love."
Kairi stubbornly stood her ground, "You aren't getting my nutcracker!"
"Move," Riku roughly grabbed Kairi's chin and made her stare straight into his aqua-colored eyes, "Believe me baby. You don't want to be on my naughty list."
"Santa already came... but I think he forgot to give you this!" Kairi yelled as she spit right into his face. Riku let out a yell.
"No one messes with my face! You insolent fool!" Riku raised his sword and swung it down at Kairi. She quickly moved out of the way, causing Riku to cut open one of his guards instead. He let out a disgusted grunt as he pulled his sword out of the mouse's stomach.
"Gros-"Riku swayed a bit, then landed to the ground with a thud. Kairi let out a heavy sigh as she held the king's crown in her hand. The last mouse just stared at her and she glared at him.
"Do you want this to become of you!" Kairi shouted at him as she pointed down towards the mouse king. The lonely guard let out a yelp and quickly grabbed his king by the arms. He then dragged his king to the mouse hole and soon the two were out of sight. Kairi turned around to see the mice slowly disappear and she let out a grateful sigh. Her mom would of freaked if she would of came down and saw mouse guts everywhere. Kairi's cerulean eyes landed on Sora and her eyes grew wide. She had forgotten that he fainted.
She quickly walked over to her Christmas present and kneeled down beside him. The Mouse King luckily didn't even get a scratch on him. Her hand went to go shake his shoulder a bit, but she paused.
"Hold on.." Kairi whispered. She then straightened her dress, ran her hands through her hair so it looked decent, and then grabbed a piece of winterfresh gum from her pocket and popped it into her mouth. Now she was ready.
Kairi's pale hand gently grabbed the nutcracker's shoulder and shook it a little. He didn't budge.
"Sora... Sora.. please wake up," Kairi whispered soothingly as she shook his shoulder with a little more force. Sora still didn't wake up and she was starting to worry. How could she wake him up?
That was when the Sleeping Beauty fairytale replayed in her mind. Should she? What if he woke up? That would be embarrassing, but at least he would be awake...
Just tell him you were giving him CPR!
Kairi nodded to herself and leaned down towards Sora's face. She couldn't...
Okay, you nearly suffocated him between your breasts when you hugged him before. That's way more personal then a kiss!
True... Kairi thought as she brushed her lips against Sora's lips. Surprisingly, when Sora was brought to life, it seemed like his lips were to. They were warm and so kissable...
"What are you doing?" Kairi immediately shot up in her upright sitting position and ran a hand nervously through her hair as she stared down at Sora. She woke him up! Oh god, what to say.. What to say...
"Well I was just giving you well... I was just giving you..."
CPR! DAMMIT! SAY CPR!
Sora smirked up at Kairi, "A kiss?"
"What! No, no! I was not giving you a kiss. I was giving you CPR! Just CPR!" Kairi spat out. Sora's smirk only grew, though. He held up his hand and let it 'accidentally' brush against Kairi's cheek. Kairi felt blood rush up to her face as she blinked down at him in surprise.
"Wh- What are you doing?" Kairi asked trying to sound carefree... but it didn't exactly work out.
"Aren't you going to help me up?" Sora asked innocently, pretending he didn't notice her nerves.
"Of- of course!" Kairi said as she got up and held out her hand. She felt her hand tingle when he grabbed it, but she tried to ignore the feeling. After pulling Sora up, Kairi was sort of hesitant of letting his hand go. Sora didn't seem to mind.
"Thanks..." Sora plastered on a confused expression.
"Kairi."
"Thanks, Kairi," Sora finished and then let out a sigh, "Well that was one unforgettable fight, wasn't it?"
"Most interesting one I've experienced," Kairi answered, nodding her head in agreement. Sora smiled down at her.
"Well, you ready?"
"Ready for what?" Kairi asked and tilted her head curiously when she heard Sora chuckle.
"You don't want to be stuck that size for the rest of your life do you?"
"Well no, I don't. Don't you have some kind of magic spell you can cast on me?"
"I'm a nutcracker, not a fairy. To tell you the truth, fairies can't even produce spells that will make your original size permanent again. Only one person can do that and that person is," Sora straightened his hat before he finished, "the sugar plum princess."
"The sugar plum princess? The mouse king? Why do ya'll have such weird titles? I mean Riku, a.k.a the mouse king, isn't even a mouse and he has that title. It doesn't make sense."
"Maybe all the other titles were already taken?" Sora suggested and then placed a hand on her shoulder, pushing Kairi lightly, "We don't have time for questions. Come on! Let's embark on this adventure!"
Kairi giggled and quickly got out of Sora's grasp. She then grabbed Sora's hand and smiled up at him, "Let's do it!"
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"It-It-It's s-s-s-so co-cold!" Kairi stuttered as she rubbed her hands up and down her arms to receive heat. Her and the nutcracker were now stuck in the middle of an enchanted, but yet freezing, white forest. Kairi wiggled her nose when she felt a snowflake land on her nose and she gave the back of Sora's head a glare.
"You co-could o-of to-told me we we-were ex-expecting sn-snow!" Kairi said through chattered teeth. Sora stopped and looked back at the shivering girl.
"What do I look like, The weather man?" Sora asked with a hint of playfulness in his voice. Kairi just lowered her eyelids more at his question.
"Are you really that cold?" Sora asked in a concerned voice.
"No So-Sora. I-I'm ju-just sha-shaking un-uncon-uncontrollably becau-because I wan-want to," Kairi answered sarcastically. A frown painted across Sora's face as he ambled over to her. He opened up his arm, and Kairi didn't refuse to let his blue cape or his arm wrap around her shoulders as they walked together.
"Aren't you just a hunk of wood," Kairi giggled as she pressed her body more against Sora, so she could retrieve more heat.
Sora stared blankly at her.
"You don't get it? Hunk-of-wood," Sora still gave her a blank stare, "Forget it."
After walking about 10 minutes in complete silence, Sora couldn't take it anymore. He had to strike up a conversation somehow.
"So.. Uh, you still cold?" Sora asked casually as his cobalt eyes fell on her. He felt his fingers tingle when he saw snowflakes in Kairi's hair. He had the urge to run his fingers through it.
"No... well actually, sorta. My upper body is warm, but my lower body just isn't getting any heat.."
Sora stared down at Kairi's feet and saw that she only had a pair of soft green slippers on.
"Why didn't you tell me?" Sora asked her softly.
"I didn't find it that important. It's not like you carry an extra pair of boots around."
"Well I do have arms," Sora said as he went to go pick her up. Kairi caught his good arm.
"Not so fast. You only have one good arm, remember? You can't carry me."
"Yeah I can! Just rest your hand gently on my bad arm."
"No. You aren't going to pick me up."
"Yes I am. You're not getting frostbite," Sora argued.
"No, you're not carrying me."
"Yes I am."
"No you're not."
"Yes. I am."
"No. You're not."
"Yes. I am."
"Will you stop being so stubborn?"
"I'm being stubborn! You're being the stubborn one!"
"YOU'RE NOT CARRYING ME AND THAT'S FINAL!" Kairi shouted. Kairi then looked up to see an angry expression cross Sora's face.
Uh-
"AHHH!" Kairi screamed as she felt him pick her up by the legs. She landed on top of Sora's shoulder and immediately started pounding on his back.
"You let me down, now! I can walk!" Kairi shouted inside his blue cape. She felt her bottom half be covered with his cape also. She said her thanks by pounding on his back some more.
"Sora! Sora! Let me down!"
"Nope," was the simple reply she received from Sora.
"How am I suppose to know where we're going if I can't see!"
"Why does it matter? You don't know the neck of these woods anyway."
"Well I can at least try to help you! Let me down!"
"Will you just cooperate with me and go to sleep!"
"How am I supposed to sleep! It's not like you're soft or anything," that was a lie. It was said that he was made of wood, but he really just felt as soft and warm as any other human.
"And it's not like you are strong enough.." another lie. He could probably carry her another good fourty miles.
"And it's not like I-I-I'm sleepy," another lie. Kairi fell asleep soon after she spoke those words.
Lying made her tired.
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"She WHAT?" Riku asked, his voice so loud that the walls of the castle nearly shook. Riku was currently sitting on his throne (well Sora's throne), and his aqua eyes beamed with anger as he took the news of the fight from one of his loyal subjects.
"She hit you with your crown, sire..." The mouse squealed when Riku hit his fist against the golden arm of the throne.
"Let me see this defected crown!" Riku bellowed.
"Well King, I actually forgot to bring the crown with-" the mouse immediately cut himself off when he saw the King raise a finger up.
"You forgot to get the crown?" Riku asked in a very calm voice.
"Y-Yes sire..."
"YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF RAT STEW! HOW COULD YOU FORGET MY CROWN!" Riku yelled as he took out his golden baton.
"Sire! I can explain-!"
"I DON'T NEED AN EXPLANATION TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE STUPID AND WORTHLESS!" Riku pointed his baton at the mouse, the mouse guarded himself with his arms, "Now, what can I make that can ACTUALLY be useful? Hm..."
The mouse now started to nibble of the end of his claws nervously.
"Oh yes, it seems to me that we're missing some silverware. Your fat round shape would make a perfect spoon!" Riku mumbled something under his breath and then a stream of silver flew out of the baton. The mouse tried to dodge the spell but it was no use. He was now a spoon.
Riku let out a growl as he drummed his fingers on the arm of the chair. What to do.. What to do...
"Jessica!" Riku hollered into his walkie-talkie. Maybe he should get a girl's perspective on this...
The huge doors on the throne were kicked open by a black boot and Riku let out a sigh. Rely on Jessica to make a dramatic entry. He watched as the blonde strolled over to him, twirling a gun handle around her fingers. Her long blonde hair was up into a high ponytail, and her black mouse ears stuck out of her silver cop hat. Her mouse tail swung in a sexy manner, but it still managed not to get tangled in the black leather mini skirt's silver dangling chains. Riku couldn't help but admit that this police outfit was his favorite costume yet. The black corset and the silver necklace that hung all the way till the middle of her cleavage were some nice added touches.
"How's my poptart doing?" Jessica asked as she leaned for to give him a hug.
"Dammit Jessica, I told you before not to call me that damned pet name!" Riku growled as his eye twitched. Jessica laughed as she snuggled her face into his neck. Riku just shook his head in defeat when he heard her start purring.
"Sorry, my poptart," she said and then let out a purr as she lovingly stroked his silver hair.
"Jessica, how many times do you I have to tell you this? CAT'S PURR, NOT MICE!" Riku yelled as he pushed her away. Jessica crossed her arms over her chest and pouted.
"I think someone has a BAD ATTITUDE! Does he need a time out?"
Riku sighed as he placed his hand on his forehead "Alright, I'm sorry. It's just that damned nutcracker and that girl!"
"What girl!" Jessica asked, anger boiling inside her.
"I don't know her name, but she killed nearly half of my mice! She's a feisty one," Riku let out a laugh, "I wouldn't mind having her as my own. I want her as my queen."
Jessica's jaw nearly hit the ground, "I thought I was suppose to be your queen!"
"No, you're just my sexy servant."
"...Oh, okay!" Jessica beamed, "So this girl is friends with nutcracker?"
"Yes, and I need to get her away from that idiot before he messes with her head. Just how should I capture her..."
"Oh, Oh! I have an idea! Pick me! Pick me!" Jessica yelled as she jumped up and down with her hand raised up in the air, acting like an elementary school girl. Riku let out a slow 'yes?'
"We should capture her!" Jessica screamed happily as Riku slapped himself in the forehead. She was almost as dumb as the mouse from earlier.
"Jessica, I need you to do me a favor," Riku grabbed Jessica's hand gently. Jessica's eyes widened.
"Yea- Yeah pop-poptart?"
"I need you to capture Kairi from Sora without him knowing-"
"Sora, right, right..." Jessica paused as a confused expression crossed her face, "Poptart, who's Sora?"
"THE NUTCRACKER!" Riku yelled, making her jump back a bit.
"That's right! My bad, yo!" Jessica apologized as she brushed Riku's shoulder off. Riku gave her an angry glare and Jessica started to cry. She flung her arms around Riku's neck as heavy sobs escaped her, "I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU MAD!"
Riku let out a sigh as he patted the top of her head, "Look. I'm not mad. I'm just really counting on you," Riku lifted her face and winked at her, "Because you know... you are my favorite."
Jessica sniffled and gave him a big smile, "Really...?"
"Yeah. Now please go capture Kairi and TRY not to blast her into pieces..." Riku said as he gave her hand a squeeze.
"I'll do my best!" Jessica squealed as she gave him a suffocating hug before she started running for the door, "AHHHHH! WAIT TILL I TELL THE GIRLS THAT RIKU TOUCHED MY HAND AND FACE LOVINGLY! THEY'RE GOING TO DIEEEEEE! I KNEW THE POLICE OUTFIT WOULD DO THE TRICK!"
Riku banged his head on the back on the throne and closed his eyes. Jessica stopped screaming and running once she reached the grand doors.
"Oh, and poptart?"
Riku opened one aqua eye to stare at her. Jessica twisted her tail around one finger as she blew him a kiss and winked.
"I lovvvvvvvvveeeeee you," she whispered seductively before shutting the door.
"Women..."
The door quickly reopened, "Hey poptart, what ever happened to your crown?"
Riku let out such a loud frustrated yell that made Jessica quickly shut the door.
"Men..."
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"Riku says I'm really sexy, Him and the mice wanna sex me, He's always standin next to me, Always yellin next to me, Tryna feel my hump, hump, lookin at my lumps, lumps," Jessica sung as she walked through the snow covered forest. She had exchanged her sultry police outfit to a rather Christmas looking one. A red sweater with a big Rudolph face covered her upper body as a jean mini skirt and candy-cane looking leg warmers covered her lower half. A green scarf was wrapped around her slender neck and deer antlers sat on the top of her head for decoration. The antlers had tricked a buck earlier, and Jessica had to disappear fast before the buck attacked her with his hormones.
"I'm gonna make make make you work, Make you work work make you-" Jessica unfortunately didn't get to finish her song, since the inside of her mouth (as well as her face) was covered with snow. Jessica quickly spit out the snow and wiped it off her face.
"What the hell was that for!" Jessica yelled, but covered her mouth with her hands when her slate eyes landed on a pair of two laughing people.
"Sora! Shouldn't we be looking for the sugar plum princess!" Kairi yelled as she sent a snowball hurling his way. Sora blocked it with his shield.
"Kairi! We can take a break for five minutes!" Sora shouted as he sent a snowball back at her. Kairi yelped when she got hit right on her bottom.
Oh, so THAT'S the spoiled brat who's trying to take my man! I just wanna rip her little head off!
"Okay Sora! I think we should seriously stop now!"
What a big fat chicken! Afraid of a little snow huh? Ill show her some snow! Jessica bent down and packed a huge ball of snow together.
"Fine, I'll stop," Sora promised, "Hey, I have a fun game to play! Okay, turn around and walk backwards. I'll do the same and then if we end up lacing hands without passing each other, we're destined to be together!"
"Oh the torture!" Kairi joked. Sora gave her a playful glare. She quickly turned around, "Kidding!"
Once Sora turned around, Jessica found her perfect opportunity of hitting Kairi right on the back of her head. Doing a double spin, Jessica threw the snowball and she let out a "yes!" as it hit her target right where she wanted.
Revenge is so sweet, but I never knew it could taste so good!
"Sora! You promised you would stop!" Kairi yelled as she turned around. Sora turned around to face Kairi and gave her a blank expression.
"What did I do?"
"You hit me with a snowball!"
"I didn't hit you with a snowball! You're paranoid!"
"I'm not paranoid! You're just a liar!"
Jessica held her stomach with one hand and covered her mouth with her other hand, trying to keep from laughing any harder.
"I'm not lying! Why do you always assume things?"
"Who else could of threw that snowball Sora!"
"I don't know! Honest!"
"Uh! Sora just... just leave me alone! Go make a fire or something! It's getting dark and I don't think we should travel in the dark anyway!"
"You know what? Fine! I need a break away from you anyway!"
"Well I need a break away from you too!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!" Kairi yelled marching away. After walking about a good forty feet, Kairi let out a heavy sigh as she sat down on a tree stump. She swiped her hand across her cheeks so she could brush away her tears.
Wow...I really blew things out of proportion. I mean after all, It was just a snowball. I don't see why I go so offended..
Kairi jumped when she heard an owl hoot. She looked around and brought her knees up to her chest.
And now I'm lost and Sora's mad at me...Great going, Kairi...
"Aw, look at the poor little baby. Alone, hurt, and well... about to be captured!" Jessica said brightly as she stepped out from behind a tree.
"W-What!" Kairi screamed as a huge cage popped out of nowhere and surrounded her. Jessica laughed merrily at Kairi.
"Oh! How dreadful!" Jessica said dramatically as she lifted the back of her hand to her forehead and closed her eyes, "Kairi's nutcracker isn't here to save her!"
"Who are you!"
"Why, I am Riku's sexy servant!" Jessica answered as she ran her hands down her curvaceous body. Jessica took out her cell phone from her pocket and opened it up for Kairi to look at, "See? I have him on speed dial!"
"Does it look like I really care?" Kairi asked coldly as she turned her back towards the blonde. She crossed her arms over her chest and looked at the snow covered ground.
"Well you should care!" Kairi raised an eyebrow as she turned to face the blonde again.
"Why?"
"Because you're going to be his queen, silly!" Jessica said as she poked the tip of Kairi's nose harshly. Jessica quickly brought her finger out of the cage before Kairi could grab it.
"Na ah ah! Be nice to Jessica!" Jessica said giggling as she pressed a number on her phone. She turned her back to Kairi as she held it up to her ear.
"Hello?" came a deep masculine voice from the other end.
"Hey, poptart! I did what you asked..." Jessica said happily as she turned to wave at Kairi.
"Good. I'll be there in about 5 minutes.."
"M'kay! Bye, honey!" Jessica screamed into the phone before she turned it off. She then turned back to look at Kairi.
"So, um... do you like cheese?"
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"For that last time, you stupid blonde! I don't like cheese!" Kairi yelled in a frustrated tone. A good seven minutes had passed since Jessica had been on the phone with Riku.
"Are you positively, absolutely,100 percent sure?" Jessica asked for about the millionth time in the last seven minutes.
"I think she made her point clear, Jessica," Riku's voice interrupted and Jessica's eyes widened.
"POPTART!" Jessica screamed as she threw her arms around him, "I missed you!"
"I can tell..." Riku said with an icy tone as he took her arms off him. Jessica pouted and crossed her arms over her chest as she watched him walk over to Kairi.
"Hello."
"I hate you," Kairi spat at him as she turned her back to him.
"I love you too, baby. How does it feel to NOT be with your nutcracker?"
Kairi just glared at him in response.
"Not talking, eh? Well, you're much more attractive when your big mouth isn't running, anyway," Riku said before he turned to face Jessica.
"I have one more task for you to do for me."
Jessica gave Riku a seductive smirk, "Anything for you."
Riku looked at Kairi one last time.
"Destroy the nutcracker for good."
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Wow! This took forever to type! I'm so glad I got it done though! Well I certainly did not plan for my chapter to come out this way! But I love how its very different from the original piece! Well I hope you enjoyed the chapter! I wonder what's going to happen? Will Jessica listen to Riku? Will Kairi escape? Is Sora lost? What happened to Riku's crown? Guess we'll have to wait and see! Review!
Thanks! Love ya'll!
Chibi Neko-Chan