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Yay! Costume party! Lets mix some characters up a bit and see what happens! P
Brief description: Characters of DNAngel mix with characters from Fullmetal Alchemist in a wonderful Halloween Party catastrophe!
(night of the Halloween Party)
Dark enters a room searching for privacy and glances around wondering why all the lights are out. He knows someone else at least is in the room with him because he can hear their breathing. He attacks blindly into the darkness and gets hit over the head with a wrench for his efforts.
Winry: (flips on lights) Take that you scoundrel! Peaking on a lady while she is getting dressed is not gentlemanly! Thank goodness you didn't see anything! My costume is supposed to be secret! (goes back to fixing her hair)
Krad enters and leans against door, watching in amusement as Dark lays there unaware of his surroundings
Krad: Nice shot Winry, right on the noggin. Would you mind hitting him again for old time sake?
Winry: Ahhhhhhh! Another perv! (hits Krad over head with wrench and Krad becomes unconscious too)
30 min later at the big holiday bash Dark and Krad wake up in the middle of the floor…
Dark: uhhhhhnn….how did I get here?
Krad: How am I supposed to know, you dummy? (slowly gets up) God, my head hurts… (mutters something about killing….and Winry)
Dark: Never mind that! What the heck am I wearing? A kitty costume? (glances over at Krad) Hahahaha…never mind, yours is worse… (contentedly continues to lay upon the floor having no energy to get up)
Krad: what are you talking about? (glances down) Ahhhhhh….Mommy! This atrocious outfit….and the pink…and the big floppy ears….and…oh! The horror! (mutters some more about revenge)
Edward Elric approaches them
Edward: Oh Krad! Your big PINK bunny costume is soooooo cute! I just feel like I want to hug you and then all the peace will be restored to the world!
Krad: (glares evilly at Ed then turns to Dark for assistance) Dark! Get this lunatic away from me! You know what happens when I get hugged in a bunny suit! You saw last time…
Dark: Sorry, Krad, even though I don't want to be blown up again I am having too much fun seeing you tortured to help you out…, hmmmm, I feel like getting some fruit punch (wanders off to get some snacks)
Krad: Damn you, Dark! (starts plotting for blackmail while trying to fend off Edward)
Edward: (gets ever nearer and outstretches his hands for a hug) Awwww…come 'ere my little bunny bottoms! (is about to hug Krad)
Krad: (fire glints evilly in his eyes) what did you just call me! Revenge! (pulls out a glass of milk out from under his cape) I had planned to drink this later to develop stronger bones but my bones can wait! You, however, CAN'T! (pours the milk upon Edward) Mwahahahahah… see who is mightier person now!
Edward: Ahhhhhh! Noooooooo…..not milk! I'm melting! Melting! (Edward sinks to the floor in a coma thinking the milk has stolen his soul)
Krad: Mwahahahahaha! Take that! (brings out a cookie and dunks it in what is left of the milk and eats it) hmmmm…good cookie! Anyway… (gets interrupted by Winry running in panting)
Winry: I have important news! I heard that…(spots Edward) ahhh, my Edward! Who did this to you!
Krad: (mildly) I did! And now that I have lured you out here… (gets ready to shoot her with power)
Winry: Ahhhhh! (whacks Krad once again over head and grabs Edward) Come on, Ed! Runnnnnn! (runs far away dragging Ed's lifeless body after her)
Krad: (is back on the floor) God, woman, that hurt! (unsteadily gets up) Come back here! (makes an attempt to go in pursuit but stumbles so he gives up)
Hawkeye approaches
Hawkeye: That was a very dastardly and clever plan you pulled throwing the milk. For that I have perceived you as an formidable enemy. I must now kill you. (takes out gun and holds it to Krad's head)
Krad: whoa…whoa, whoa…chick, your joking right? You wouldn't shoot a poor defenseless pink bunny randomly, now would you?
Hawkeye: well no… I would not just randomly shoot you. Instead I would point it right at you and… (describes the wonderful details of where she would point and how she would methodically kill him) … and after that I would have cake and cookies!
Krad: (eyes Hawkeye with awe, respect, and a hint of fear) ummm… I have a better idea… How about you…
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