Krad and Dark at a loss of words and not knowing how to deal with a certain female? This should be entertaining…
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist or DNAngel
Krad: (eyes Hawkeye with awe, respect, and a hint of fear) ummm… I have a better idea… How about you…and I (scrambling for the right words) team up? Like….(he is at a loss for words)
Hawkeye: (seems thoughtful) Like a date? (looks him over and seems to come to a decision) you will do…lets go!
Krad: No! I didn't mean…I don't want…(sputters and looks to the sky for help)
Hawkeye: (evil glint appears) You mean to tell me you don't want to go out with me? (reaches for her gun again) You have some nerve…
Krad: Nonononono! I would umm….LOVE to go out with you! (glances around for a way to escape)
Hawkeye: Great! (grabs Krad's hand and starts dragging him out of the room)
'Dark wanders into the room munching on a slice of chocolate cake'
Krad: Dark, quick! Give her your chocolate cake to distract her! (starts struggling to get away from her and to hide behind Dark)
Dark: NO! my chocolate cake! (eats it with in one gulp)
Krad: Hey! That was my last chance! Or was it….(looks speculatively at Dark)
Dark: Don't look at me! I'm not going to get between you two lovebirds no matter how much you beg m- (the lights suddenly go out and Dark panics) Ahhhhh! Help me please, anyone! I'm afraid of the dark!
Krad: That's kinda ironic isn't it? (snickering)
Dark: Shuddup! (glances around wildly even though he can't see a thing when suddenly he feels a hand in his and he clings to it panicked)
Krad: Let go of my hand! Here! Hold onto this hand! (somehow pries Dark's fingers off his hand and replaces it with Hawkeyes')
Dark: Huh? (seems bewildered by the different shape)
Krad: (is silently sneaking away when the lights come back on) Crap! (runs away with almost demonic speed)
Dark: (sees Hawkeye) Ahhhhh! Ah, um…(clears his throat nervously) how do you do Miss Hawkeye? (struggles to free himself inconspicuously)
Hawkeye: (evil smile appears upon her face as Dark worriedly looks at her) Just fine, thank you Dark… (suddenly slings Dark through the air at Krad, through several walls, and Dark finally lands on Krad with an undignified thump)
Krad: (sprawled out on floor being squished by Dark) Owwwww! Dark, get off of me! (struggles to resume his retreat) Must get away! (starts trying to roll away)
Dark: Happily! (he tries to clamber up onto his feet but he sees stars) ooooo, Krad! Look at all the pretty little stars! (wavers and he collapses, unconscious)
'Hawkeye approaches with long lingering strides'
Hawkeye: Now, now my Kraddy boy, you can't leave me that easily. (she laughs softly)
Krad: (struggles out from under Dark and stands up) well you sure didn't have to throw Dark through several walls to catch me, now did you? Now I have to pay for the damages! (glances thunderously at Hawkeye because he has no money) and look at what you did to poor Dark! (glances at Dark starts snickering but straightens his face) actually, I should thank you for doing that to him….he looks better this way! (takes out marker and starts doodling on his face) There! Even better!…um…I need different color markers! (runs away as if to go get some but…he, of course, isn't)
Hawkeye: (looks disbelieving at Krad's idiocy) What! Come back here! (runs after Krad)
'an hour later'
Dark: (wakes up slowly) uhhnnnn…what happened? How did I get here? Why is there a hole in 5 walls with my shape imprinted in them? (shakes head as if to clear it) never mind…(lays back down and starts snoozing off the effects of his first…and hopefully last encounter with Hawkeye)
Mmmmm…is this one better? Plz review, this is only the second chapter of my first fan fic! ) good reviews or bad reviews…either will work…