k, guess who is getting married? That is your task in this chapter, that and enjoying the trial of trying to figure out whether or not the groom is willing! (starts singing about the world's end and demons coming up from hell)
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'begins in a train station with Dark sitting on a stone bench waiting for Daisuke to catch up with him'
Dark: (twiddles his fingers trying to be patient) Waiting…waiting…waiting…Oh come on Daisuke! We are going to be late! (gets up and starts pacing impatiently)
Wiz: Kyu?
Dark: (glances at Wiz and then back at the street) If I had known Daisuke was sooooo slow I would have woken him up much earlier than this! That's what I get for listening to his "Oh, you go on ahead and I will catch up in a second" speech. (runs hand through his hair distractedly) He never seems to be on time, just like that Satoshi! Grrrr…(forces himself to sit again and not fidget)
'Roy mustang approaches while peering down at his watch'
Roy: (Without paying much attention to anything but his own ranting he strolled into the train station) God, I'm going to be late! Hawkeye should have woken me up when I fell asleep on my desk but noooo…I just had to drool upon all my important papers, now didn't I? She didn't even have the courtesy to call me and tell me she was getting married until yesterday! What kind of assistant is she anyway? (is about to walk right past Dark)
Dark: (covers up his snickers with a cough or two) You attending the wedding too, Roy? It's going to be a once in a life time experience, that I can guarantee you! (is unable to cover up his laughter this time)
Roy: (looks around bewildered at the sudden voice that seemed to come out of nowhere before realizing it had come from a handsome man seated upon a bench) Who the heck are you! (starts edging away)
Dark: (looks scandalized) You don't remember your old friend Dark? Oh! How hurtful! (clasps hands dramatically over heart and pretends to fall over before straightening) Anyway… if you still don't remember me, I'm the groom's good friend/enemy/part of him and his torturer! It's a long story but we don't have time for it! I'm getting tired of waiting for Daisuke! Forget it, lets go…(stands up and starts walking away with Wiz bouncing at his heels)
Roy: (looks like he has been hit in between the eyes) ummm…ok…. (runs to catch up with Dark)
'an hour later at the church Krad is waiting upon the alter, waiting for both his bride and the priest to show up'
Krad: (seems irritated) Am I the only one who isn't late?
Edward Elric: Apparently so…
Krad: (jumps about 5 feet into the air and turns toward Ed with a catlike grace) Where the heck did you come from? And what are you doing at my funeral…um… Wedding? (looks flustered and afraid because of his slip of speech)
Ed: (puzzled) Funeral? Never mind…I don't want to know. Anyway, I will be your beautiful and charming priest tonight! (draws himself up to his full height, not much but anyway, and tries to smile)
Krad: (alarmed) What! No shorty can be my wedding priest! Especially one that tried to blow up the world by hugging me!
Ed: But you were so cu- Wait! I'm not short!
Krad: (tries to figure out a way to get rid of Ed before Hawkeye comes) ummm… Edward, would you happen to know what beverages there are here? I am feeling a tad nervous (his eye starts twitching at his lie) about my wedding and my throat is kinda dry…
Ed: (thinks) Well…there are fruit smoothies, pop, water, and there was milk (makes a cross against evil) but I took it outside and turned it into a kitten for Al… Christmas Eve is tomorrow and I didn't have a gift for him yet…(seems to trail off into his own little world)
Krad: (thinks to himself 'crap' before going back to smiling somewhat unpleasantly into Ed's face) hmmmm…Edward…are you afraid of anything at all except milk? (picks his words out carefully) It seems to me that milk is a pretty stupid fear… Is there anything that you fear that is more reasonable? (holds breathe)
Ed: Hey! I'm not afraid of milk…I just hate it intensely…and no, I'm not afraid of anything else!
Krad: (lets his breathe out in a sigh) well, I'm just going to have to do this the old fashioned way, now ain't I? (cracks knuckles)
Ed: uhhh…huh? (stares at Krad's fist)
'Dark and Roy stroll in'
Dark: Yo, guys! What's up? (glances at Krad then Ed) Hope I'm not interrupting anything…
Krad: (glances at Dark) Of course you are, you always are…
Dark: Aw! That's a mean thing to say to your other half!
Krad: I don't know you, we aren't in any way related, and leave now or I will make you forever rest in pieces…
Dark: You know you love me! That's why you invited me! So that your only family can see you on your greatest day!
Krad: This definitely isn't my greatest day… (looks around hopelessly)
To be continued! Any thoughts? How do you like it so far? Just think….Hawkeye and Krad….they shall rule the world and turn the earth into a place of desolation…Run for your lives! Good reviews and bad reviews, doesn't matter to me!