Don't Lie
by:Sesshy's-stalker
( wooo! I rock)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I didn't want it anyways, hmph!
( I really do, though...sigh...)
Sakura:Why did you just contradict yourself, that's kinda retarded.
S-S: Shud-up, no one asked you!
Naruto: Hey! Don't yell at her!
S-S:Well don't yell at me!
Sasuke:Why don't all of you quit yelling!
S-S, Sakura,& Naruto: O.o...T.T... ...
S-S: ...that was cool...
Sakura: ...(sob)...
Naruto:...Sasuke-teme...(grrr)...
Sasuke:...dobe...Why the hell do I even hang out with you people...(sigh)..
S-S: Because I'm sooo damn adorable?...
Sakura:Because you love me?...
Naruto:Because no one else will be your friends? hehehe... ,
Sasuke: you idiots...(sigh)
S-S,Sakura,& Naruto: HEY!
Chapter #2: What You Did To Me, I Did To You
Last Chapter...
"So who you gonnu make him jealous with?" " Huh?" Oh crap, I hadn't thought of who I was gonnu use to make Sasuke jealous with, that could be a problem. " Uh...I'm not sure."
"Well I would have volunteered but that would be weird, seeing as how your like my little sister." "Yeah, lets think of some possible candidates..."
"OH, I KNOW..."
" Why don't you just date around and sorta interview the guy, then see who you like the best?"
Did that really come from Naruto, I must be dreaming. "Wow, I'm surprised Naruto. That's not such a bad idea, but who will be the lucky bachelors, because I'm not goin' on a date with just some average schmos."
"OK! let's first see what you want in a guy then see what guy meets up to your expectations."
"Naruto, where'd you get so smart." This is quite a change from the moron he used to be, it almost seems like he's been possessed by Ino or some girl with all the great advise he's giving. I wonder..." Naruto, are you gay?"
"WHAT!" Ok maybe not." I was just asking, but where did you get all of this great insight, it's almost as if you were a girl, no offense."
"From Hinata. We talk a lot and I guess I just picked it up." Oh, well that makes sense, I guess.
"Ok, let's get started. Well, I want a guy who's strong, possibly a jounin..."
"Well eliminates 3/4 of the guys in Konoha"
"...and he has to be cute and taller than me, I've always had a thing for tall guys..."
"and that cuts that 1/4 in half"
"...and he has to be mysterious, I've always found mysterious guys to have a certain allure..."
"Ok, well that's...still the same, weird."
"...and he has to be older than me. I'm not talking 1 or 2 months, I mean like years older. 2 years minimum and he can't be older than 40 or look older than 40."
"Ok...and the final number is...10 guys, wow."
"Cool, read me the list, then I'll see who's exceptable."
(S-S: I'm gonna make up some names and I don't know the last names of some of the guys, ok)
"And the finalist are:
1. Neji Hyuuga
2. Shikamaru Nara
3. Kiba Inuzuka
4. Genma
5. Iruka
6. Kakashi Hatake
7. Shino Aburame
8. Harukatsu Tawasaka
9. Ojiro Ryonara
10. Kyohei Matake
and that's it."
"That's great, but I don't know what all of them look like, do you have pictures?" This is gonna be sooo cool, hehehe. " No, but I do know what they look like. I could take around town and show them to you, see who you like." Well a good outing never hurt anyone, and I do need to work on my spying skills ." OK, let's go!"
Neji:
So here I am hiding in a tree holding 'The List' as I've decided to call it, spying on Neji. We decided to go in order even though I've seen Neji before, I haven't seen him recently and boy does he look cute. Right know he's training with Lee(ewww).
Yep, he's definately in the running, he just doesn't know it yet.hehehe...
"Ok Naruto, let's go"
Shikamaru:
The next guy is Shikamaru. Here I am hiding behind a bush watching him cloudgaze. He looks so dreamy and serene. I never noticed how handsome he was before.
Yep, he's also in the running.
"Let's go."
Kiba:
You know I never thought Kiba could be so...so...primal and it just turns me on. I don,t know how to explain it, its like a primal hunger, so uncivilized, so dirty. He trains like a wild animal.
Yep, he's definatly in.
Genma:
Uhhhh...nope. He's hitting on some lady and he's already on a date.
"Let's move on , Naruto"
Iruka:
Hmmmmmm...I don't know why but I just can't see myself with Iruka.
Negatory, he's out.
"Let's go"
Kakashi:
I must admit when I was younger I did have a small crush on Kakashi-sensei. Now I remember why. He's pretty easy on the eyes especially when he's half naked and sweaty, glistening in the sun, training. OMG Naruto better hold me back before I do something I regret. What! don't look at me like that, I'm in my sexual prime. It's perfectly natural. Especially after you've spent the whole day looking at hot guys...
"Uh, Naruto, I think we should leave. Now!"
"Are you alright you look kinda flushed"
Oh Yeah, he's definatly in.
Shino:
...no...
Harukatsu:
I'd never seen him before, pretty cute. Long blue hair, pretty yellow eyes, nice build, and he's only 29... Wait a second, he has a ring.
"Naruto, why is he married, I thought all the guys were supposed to be single." What an idiot. I may be planning to cheat on Sasuke, but I'm not an adultress. I have some morals!
"Well you didn't specify that part." and I repeat again, what an idiot. "I though that was a given. No married men, grrrrr..."
Too bad, he was pretty cute, well he's out.
Ojiro:
32, green hair, black eyes, 6'3'', nice build, and did I mention hot!mmmmmm...
Yep, he's in the running.
Kyohei:
...he's 46, 'nough said...
Nope, he's out.
PHEW! What a day, Naruto was a big help today. It's so late, OMG it's 12:37. I should head home."Bye Naruto, I'm goin' home, see ya tommorrow, then we'll put our plan into action, Bwahahahahah!"
"Ok, crazy lady, bye."
Man it's dark, I wounder if Sasuke is worried about me, the bastard!Well let him worry , let him see how it feels, the jerk! "Damn keys, work! argh...yes, finally!" Why is the house so dark, I thought Sasuke would've been home by know. hmmmmm...something isn't right, I can feel it.The freakin lights clicked on and scared the living pickles out of me.
"Ahhhh!" What the hell. "So you finally decided to show up, Where the hell have you been, it's 12:45 already!" oh it's Sasuke, too bad I thought it was a burgular, aww man!
"I was out with a friend and why do you care?" Who gave him the right to yell at me, when he's the one who's out at all hours of the night, the jerk.
"I care because you're my woman and being so I can't have you gallivanting at night like some harlett.What will people think? Sakura you have a responsibility to uphold as my girlfriend, you look like some whore off the street, strutting you stuff everywhere. It sickens me how dirty and uncivilized everyone must think you are." His woman? Harlett? Whore? Oh, that does it, Im gonna kill him!
"You bastard! What gives you the right to yell at me! For your information I wasn't off gallivanting like some whore, I was with Naruto the whole day," Well that's semi true," and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from yelling at me, when you know perfectly well you're the only hypocrite in our relationship," for now anyway,"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed!"
"Oh no, you're not!" That's when I felt a pain in my cheek and I crashed backwards breaking the glass coffee table with my impact,
I blacked out...
---------------------------------------------------
S-S: Wow...Sasuke you're a jerk...
Sasuke: Shud-up!
Sakura: How could you be so mean to me? I'm glad I'm gonna cheat on you!
Naruto: Yeah!
Sasuke: Shud-up!
S-S:You go Sakura, You rock! You go ahead and rebel, be the whore you've always wanted to be!
Sakura: Hell Yeah! Whores rock, but I wanna be a classy whore.
S-S: Ok,... whatever!
Sasuke:...O.o...
Naruto: Yeah!
S-S: Till next time, bye guys! ,
Naruto: Yeah!