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Joey Wheeler entered detention room 625 and as usual saw Kaiba. "Wait Kaiba, why you here? I thought you only had detention for the rest of the week? The rest of last week…wait when you said week you meant full week right?"
"Yeah, why Wheeler?" Kaiba said raising an eyebrow at him.
"I didn't really expect you to be here!"
"Expect the unexpected…"
"That don't make sense Kaiba"
"You are an idiot…"
"If you expect something it's not unexpected!"
"If you expect to be surprised you won't be…"
"You are confusing me!"
"It shouldn't be anything new to you Wheeler; you look confused when you do simple maths."
"It's not my subject…"
"What is your subject then Wheeler?"
"Well, I guess Physical education…those kinds of classes, I never see you there."
"I do directive study…"
"Do you ever not do work?"
"Yeah…"
"Oh yeah with your brother and stuff but …I got an idea…how about you do the physical part of physical Ed tommorw!"
"No."
"What! WHY? It's not hard!"
"I don't like it."
"Your weak zone?"
"I don't have a weak zone!"
"You have one with alcohol…"
"Uncalled for, Wheeler!"
"My name is Joey…and what are you afraid of being healthy, fit?"
"I said no!"
"Wait till everyone finds out about Kirra..."
"Who'd believe you?"
"You wouldn't know….that will kill ya."
"Sure, whatever you want to think…"
"When ever someone laughs behind your back, or looks at you, you won't know what they are really laughing about…or Yugi finding out bout Ishizu."
"Fine, I'll be there"
"Seriously man…"
"Yes seriously Wheeler, I will go, don't expect me to do anything."
"Sure, you dat shamed of being with Ishizu?"
"It wasn't my brightest day…"
"So what boyfriends have you had Kaiba?"
"A few…why?"
"You got one now?"
"I don't need anyone right now!"
"Chill man just askin' … so what's ya usual type?"
"Are you hitting on me Wheeler?"
"I don't swing that way Kaiba!"
"Sure, just don't wait too long to come out of that closet."
"I AM NOT IN THE CLOSET!"
"Oh yeah you're with Mai," Kaiba coughed, "cover" and coughed again smirking.
"Hey rich boy you better watch it!"
"Or what?"
"I'll tell the school you are bi…"
"I can imagine you going around telling people that you discovered about my sexuality and they will be curious of how!"
"Just leave Mai outta dis rich boy!"
"Fine, it'll be more fun without her." He smirked winking at Joey who fell back from his chair.
"Kaiba stop it!"
"Fine, you aren't my type anyway…"
"So what is your type?"
"In guys Wheeler?"
"Ya rich boy, maybe I can hook you up."
"I doubt it…"
"Sure I know some guys looking for a date…"
"I doubt you'd have any friends who are not straight."
"You'd be surprised…"
"Fine you want to know the type I like…"
"Yeah…"
"I don't have specifics…I just meet and like who I like."
"Tell me who ya last ones was Kaiba, maybe I can figure your type out."
"Wheeler, you got any idea of how many guys I've had?"
"Nope…I'm guessing 3 or 4"
"…"
"What?"
"…"
"Eh, Kaiba, you talking ta me still?"
"So my boyfriends…"
"Yeah…"
"…first guy was Italian…"
"Italian…is that important?"
"He had the Italian cutie look."
"You like Italians?"
"They have a good tan…"
"Anything' else?"
"That punk guy, he had all these tattoos…"
"So you like tanned people…"
"Ethnic is better…"
"So you like infect people with tattoo's?"
"Then there was the quiet guy…."
"Quiet too?"
"And the musician!"
"…"
"Then the cross dresser…"
"…"
"And that guy with the really big…"
"I don't want to know!"
"He had a big car…"
"….sure"
"Oh yeah, and the chef…"
"…that all…"
"The Public Relations guy…"
"…you get around…"
"The drunken guy…."
"…I think I could set you up with anything and you'd be fine…"
"The cop guy…"
"…"
"The construction worker…"
"The Indian, the biker…."
"They were alright…"
"So did ya do anything on the weekend Kaiba?"
"Yeah…that reminds me of the in the closet guy!"
"Please…can we talk about anything else?"
"You started this…"
"And we can go in a minute…"
"So…who have you hooked up with…?"
"…"
"Other than Mai?"
"…we can go now…bye Kaiba."
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