I'm already bored. We've been let out of school from Friday 12/16/05. But since the holidays are upon us I thought I'd make this fic!Videl invites Erasa, Sharpner, Gohan, Goten, Chi-chi, Trunks, and her family to her house for the holidays. Go easy on me this is my 1st humor fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ and I don't own the holidays.

Gohan looked up at the clock. Only five more minutes until class ends, five more minutes until the Holiday break! Time had slowed down to the speed of molasses. Videl passed Gohan a small note. It read 'Gohan I'm having friends and family over at my house for the holidays. Do you want to bring your family?' 'Sure' Gohan wrote back. BRING! Class was over. Gohan leapt out of his seat and sprinted out the door. Videl looked towards where Gohan was sitting and was shocked when he wasn't there.

"Hey wasn't Gohan here a minute ago?" Videl wondered aloud.

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Gohan rode the nimbus home trying to figure out what he would say to Chi-chi. It wasn't that he was worried that his mom would say no. He was worried that his mom would start jumping to conclusions that he and Videl were dating He could just imagine Chi-chi jumping up and down yelling "Grandchildren!" Gohan flew down and let nimbus fly off into the sunset. Gohan nervously walked into the small but cozy house.

"Hello, Mom?"

WACK!

Chi-chi had smashed the frying-pan-of-doom against his head.

"Young man you're five minutes late! Do you know how worried I was!" Chi-chi shrieked.

Chi-chi was always one to over react. Out from the Kitchen came a tried Goten, Gohan savored the moment because Goten was never tried. 'He must have been trying to keep mom from worrying about me.' Gohan thought trying to hold back a laugh. Goten had bags under his eyes and his messy spiky hair was messier than usual.

"Mom I don't feel so good." Goten moaned.

Chi-chi swung her frying pan at him but missed.

"Don't interrupt me!" Chi-chi screamed.

Poor Goten backed away covering his head.

"Mom, mom!" Gohan said putting his hands up defensively. "We've been invited to Videl's house for…"

"Videl? You mean Videl Satan that moron's daughter? She's going to bare my grandchildren? That's wonderful! She's rich! We'll be all taken care of! Oh my Grandbabies are coming soon I can feel it!" Chi-chi squealed as she went into dream mode.

Chi-chi went from happy to anger in a snap.

"Why haven't you introduced me to your soon-to-be wife yet? I'm going to be her mother-in-law soon so…"

"Mom! We've been invited to…"

"SNOW!" Goten yelled as he looked outside.

It had started to snow. In a blink of an eye Goten had changed into his snow gear and was tugging at Gohan's leg to go outside with him. 'Maybe I should tell them later.' Gohan thought as he sweat dropped.

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Videl scampered around her mansion checking up on the maids.

"Julie how's far are you from Finishing those lights?" Videl asked holding a pencil and a piece of paper on a clip board.

Julie fell down from the later which she was standing on.

"All done!" she cheerfully said.

As if Murphy's Law was upon them all the lights had fallen to the ground.

"RAAAAHHHH!" Julie screamed as she tugged on her jet-black hair.

"Hurry up Julie! Those lights must be up!" Videl said leaving the box next to lights on her paper unchecked. 'Ah, you just can't get good help anymore' Videl thought while shaking her head in disappointment. Next she went to Ms. Holly (A/N: I couldn't resist) a jolly fat old blonde woman who was always happy.

"Hey Ms. H," Videl called "how the cooking going?"

"It's almost done!" Ms. Holly said cheerfully "Want a whiff?" She asked handing Videl a pot of hot golden pudding.

Videl took two sniffs and moaned in delight.

"Mmmm… Yum! This is going to be great!" Videl said checking off cooking on her list.

"Oh you did make enough food big enough for a party of 1500 men right?" Videl asked.

"Yes but I don't understand why! It's just your father and his company, your three friends and three others!" Ms. Holly said confused.

"Well let's just say three of my friends stomachs are like bottomless pits." Videl said as she scratched the back of her head.

"Ah, I see! Three boys have a very good appetite! Ah, very good they've come to the right place!" Mrs. Holly sang as she put the pot back on the stove.

Videl smiled and walked away. She felt very cozy in her black pants, black combat boots, and white turtle neck sweater that when down to her upper thighs. And she never seemed to take off her black fingerless gloves. She took a sip of her eggnog. She was in control just as she liked it. A crash could be heard from outside.

"JULIE! HURRY UP WITH THOSE LIGHTS!" Videl yelled.

"AHHH!" Julie screamed falling down from the roof.

Videl took another sip of her eggnog and walked off.

"Mia are you done with putting up the holly?" Videl asked a brunette who was covered in nettles and pines.

"Yes!" She sang triumphantly.

"And did you map out where you put the mistletoe" Videl asked raising one eyebrow.

Videl hated the mistletoe. Every year Sharpener would just stand under there waiting for Videl. And if she wasn't careful she would get caught under there and get a big sloppy kiss from Sharpener. Videl shuddered at the thought.

"Yes, all the places I put the mistletoe has been mapped out for you to avoid." Mia sighed handing her the map.

Videl rushed quickly to her last stop.

"Hello Madame Kale?" Videl asked searching for someone.

"Yes?" said an old skinny woman with dyed blonde hair, too much make-up on and a face that looked like she had just had plastic surgery.

"Are the outfits for the maids and butlers finished?" Videl asked.

"Oh yes, darling! Come and see!" Madame Kale called as she rushed into a room filled with fabrics and sewing machines.

Madame Kale pointed to a plastic model girl wearing a mini dress with white fur on the bottom and ends of the sleeves, a black belt with a golden buckle, black knee boots, a Santa Claus hat, white tights, and white gloves.

"This is what the maids are going to be wearing. Isn't it darling?" Mrs. Kale said before she pointed to a plastic male model wearing a Santa Claus outfit with white gloves.

"And that is what the butlers are going to wear!" Madame Kale said straitening her too-small skirt.

"That's great! Every thing…"

"Stupid Lights!" yelled Julie

"well, almost everything is ready!" Videl said hugging her clip board.

"Did you remember to tell them when this party is and how long they're staying?" Madame Kale asked raising an obviously pencil draw eyebrow.

Videl spat out the eggnog she was drinking.

"I completely forgot!" Videl yelled as she took out her cell phone.

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BRING BRING!

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" called Chi-chi as she rushed to the phone.

"Hello?" asked Chi-chi.

"Hello? Mrs. Son? This is Videl Satan. Gohan probably told you that you are invited at my mansion for the holidays. I forgot to tell you when though. It's December 20 to January 2. Hello, are you there?"

"GRANDCHILREN!"

Lol. Well there's the first chapter for you. Review please! I'll even take flames! just please... get down on knees Review!